Hollyoaks

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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Submitted by xConorx on 10 January, 2008 - 00:50.

Wow so the Barnes mum is the one who's being mental and Mr Barnes is gonna end up shagging Sarah's mate Zoe - brilliant!!! Fair play to him.

And Ste is now a domestic abuser.

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weeler "temp banned"
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10 January, 2008 - 01:11

Go to bed.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 January, 2008 - 01:14

Yeah I will, after one more episode of the Wire.

Virgin On-demand is what had me watching Hollyoaks this late. Curse technology
Still I really hope Mr Barnes does that Zoe one, he deserves a good storyline.

Mara
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10 January, 2008 - 01:45

I still think his daughter Amy is the nicest.

Ste better watch himself, I'll knock his head off a wall.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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10 January, 2008 - 01:48

where you up to on the wire, conor?

revol68 "the voice of britain"
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10 January, 2008 - 01:51

I'd ride Nancy.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 January, 2008 - 12:07
Mara wrote:
I still think his daughter Amy is the nicest.

Ste better watch himself, I'll knock his head off a wall.

Plus he's the one that's getting them in the mess with that nasty Nige guy, he's nasty.

Mara
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10 January, 2008 - 12:38

Someone once said that I definitely fancied Nancy "cos I'm into those sort of girls".

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 January, 2008 - 12:43
Mara wrote:
Someone once said that I definitely fancied Nancy "cos I'm into those sort of girls".

What - the sort that just got accused of being nonces?

Anyway, Sarah Barnes is the best

Grace "Christ, I'd rather just have the semen"
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10 January, 2008 - 12:56

Nah Sarah looks well trashy. Amy's pretty but she's quite annoying. Actually most of the characters on Hollyoaks are so annoying it doesn't matter how good looking they are. I think Carmel is sweet but not very good looking really.

Mara
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10 January, 2008 - 13:01

Sarah is trashy - there were three girls in the Bot on Saturday who looked like her.

Nah, apparently I like Nancy because I only like goth girls. Even though I don't fancy Nancy, and I have no particular preference for goths.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 January, 2008 - 13:41

How the fuck is Sarah trashy? You lot are fucking trashy!

Vaneigemappreci...
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10 January, 2008 - 14:16
Quote:
revol
I'd ride Nancy.

bout your height?

Whoever said Amy is fit needs their head looking at, she's about 15 and when she talks it sounds like she's on ketamin, either that or she's just too lazy to bother pronouncing anything correctly.

Zoe, now she is pretty embarrassed

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
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10 January, 2008 - 16:20

Is Mercedes still in it?

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 January, 2008 - 17:05
Vaneigemappreciationclub wrote:
Zoe, now she is pretty embarrassed

YES!

Aye jess, Mercedes is still in it. Yesterday she was cracking onto the priest.

Vaneigemappreci...
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11 January, 2008 - 10:30

That Zoe reminds me a little of Lauren Laverne and she drinks pints!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 January, 2008 - 12:51
Vaneigemappreciationclub wrote:
That Zoe reminds me a little of Lauren Laverne and she drinks pints!

And she's definitely gonna bang the da.

Don't see the Lauren Laverne resemblance but I like her too, so here's a classic Kenickie video

Vaneigemappreci...
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11 January, 2008 - 13:14

I think its the eyes.

Kenickie! Not as good as the Cranberries, probably slightly better than Elastica. Ah the age of quirky, female fronted indie bands, whatever happened to that?

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 January, 2008 - 13:15

And Sleeper! Cranberries were fucking shite, but Sleeper and Kenickie were good.

Vaneigemappreci...
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11 January, 2008 - 13:26

Sleeper were good, i was thinking of them but sleeper didnt look like the right name, typical indie name. Cranberries had some huge tunes, none of the other female fronted indie bands wrote such epic a tune as Zombie! Apart from maybe Republica.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 January, 2008 - 13:34

To be honest, Sleeper and Kenickie were the only ones I liked. The rest I thought were bollocks.

Vaneigemappreci...
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11 January, 2008 - 13:46

Garbage

Vaneigemappreci...
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11 January, 2008 - 13:47

Garbage

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 January, 2008 - 13:58

Oh aye garbage had a few good songs

magnifico "rehabilitating"
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11 January, 2008 - 16:18

The thing about Hollyoaks is that even more than other soaps the characters don't actually have any proper personalities, they'll be really nice people for a few weeks then there'll be a new storyline and they'll just all of a sudden turn into utter cunts for no apparent reason, and vice-versa. Obviously they look good though - Mercedes and Sarah for me

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 January, 2008 - 16:44
magnifico wrote:
The thing about Hollyoaks is that even more than other soaps the characters don't actually have any proper personalities, they'll be really nice people for a few weeks then there'll be a new storyline and they'll just all of a sudden turn into utter cunts for no apparent reason, and vice-versa. Obviously they look good though - Mercedes and Sarah for me

yeah exactly it's cool. like Gilly and Jake going on that paedo witch-hunt and that dude trying to top himself when the mob's outside his house - then a couple of weeks later it's all forgotten and Gilly's away off travelling or whatever.
I also like how people in the same family have completely different accents.

i reckon I like Sarah at the minute cos she's kinda like Debbie Dean was.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
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11 January, 2008 - 18:31
xConorx wrote:
And Sleeper! Cranberries were fucking shite, but Sleeper and Kenickie were good.

Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
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11 January, 2008 - 19:17

I need to start watching Hollyoaks.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 January, 2008 - 19:18

You really do!!!

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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14 January, 2008 - 20:16

So Zoe and the da did finally get jiggy, and the Nancy nonce story has been completely swept aside in true Hollyoaks fashion.

Grace "Christ, I'd rather just have the semen"
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14 January, 2008 - 20:25

Nancy's a nonce?

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