HOLY WEEK

THE LAST SUPPER
"Don't you even know that yet? I do - I've known since I was about 4"

I am really sad that the pubs will be closed. Are they closed in Belfast? I will drive up if no.

pubs are open - the close 11 or 12 on Good Friday i think

Aye they are open weird hours but catholics aren't allowed into them over 'holy' week. Gangs of priests and penguins roam the streets in order to beat them back into the chapels. This is most stringently applied to free state catholics who are often appallingly beaten by christian brothers over the course of holy week just for trying to have a wee drink on 'Good' Friday.

So feckin stay in Dublin. If you do come up just be well aware that we are not gonna buy you an easter egg.

What would you orange bastards know about priests?

Actually the Father Stone episode of Father Ted is on right now - amazing!
"ah jaysus Father, forgive me for saying this, but wouldn't it have been better, if he'd'a been killed!"

the best thing Jesus ever did was appearing in Gwar's Meat Sandwich video getting schooled at basketball (2min45sec)

All priests and the people that attend their churches are Romanist terrorists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf01daCfNh0

The proof is above.

Enough not to leave our kids alone in their company and enough to know they should have fuck all to do with running schools.

I mean c'mon now xconorx this whole prod thing started over what complete fuckin wankers priests and thon pope of rome were and still are.

I mean Papal infalibility is now claimed for a man who used ta do what Hitler told him ffs! Now its God! If anything this fella's got worse.

Yes I notice you say some, not most, only some. To be fair most might not even be nonces (though thats a bit of a stretch, and you'd know all about that as a former alterboy ) But most are nazis.

I would like to cite mara's earlier evidence re de Valera, his special treatment of the Catholic religion in the souths constitution, his condolences to the German Ambassador in Dublin on Hitlers 'regrettable' death and the fact that the south still have a corporatist social partnership model. Who invented corporatism? The catholic church. Who were is most ardent supporters and implementors? Fascists.

Don't be jealous. She was amazing.

I went to Jerusalem at easter one time, it was amazing all the pilgrims running around carrying crosses and crying and that. You had to queue for hours to get into jesus' tomb, and these was a big fuck off priest with a big beard shouting at everyone in the queue in russian or something.

all the hostels were full so we had to go in this fundamentalist christian hostel. we had been living in a muslim village with no booze so found this weird goth bar in the middle of east jerusalem, where i swear my drink was spiked cos when we got back to the hostel i was puking my guts up for hours, then couldn't get out of the bog cos i was hallucinating that i was in a room with four walls, each one of which had a locked door in it. when i finally got out at about 3am there was someone in my bed, but noone in the bed below so i took the blanket and slept on a sofa.

the mext morning some scouser wanted to beat me up for having stole his blanket, and reckoned there hadn't been anyone in my bed. also some guy with a kropotkin beard who i didn't remember having ever seen before told me i had been possesed by the devil last night and i should thank jesus that i survived.

to conclude, don't get drunk in jerusalem in holy week

haha i was definitely a lightweight at the time having been living in a muslim village the previous few months. however this was weirdness and disorientation of a very different sort from any other time i've been pissed, lightweight or not - i've never hallucinated off alcohol, or come across as being possessed by the devil

everywhere's closed today, library and fuckin gym, ballicks
all cos some hippy do-gooder got nailed to some shit

feeling a bit "nailed to a cross" kind of thing?