honeys is tantalising...

juozokas "when i was a youth i used to burn collie weed in a rizzla, now i am a man i just rub collie weed in a chalwa"
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Submitted by juozokas on 10 August, 2008 - 18:40.

...they freak all night!


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Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
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10 August, 2008 - 18:42

JESUS CHRIST JUST PUT IT DOWN

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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10 August, 2008 - 19:25

yikes!

weeler "temp banned"
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10 August, 2008 - 20:47



Jess "The heart of a heartless world."
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10 August, 2008 - 22:36
Weeler wrote:

her face.... hahahaha, gets me every time. do you think she hadn't seen him since before he got shipped out, and didn't know his face was melted til the wedding?

dee
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10 August, 2008 - 22:43

reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. He was a sweetie: "Hey you guys...."

weeler "temp banned"
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10 August, 2008 - 22:44

dee
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10 August, 2008 - 22:45

He, on the other hand, is not. That sexy voice all the way through and then that? Another reason Return of the Jedi sucked.

Jenni "(proto-)medical euthaNAZI."
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10 August, 2008 - 23:13

you're all going to hell for this thread.

dee
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10 August, 2008 - 23:17

hon, if there was a hell, I am sure my additions to this thread would be the least of the charges that would send me there.

weeler "temp banned"
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10 August, 2008 - 23:26
Jenni wrote:
you're all going to hell for this thread.

RELIGION

Jenni "(proto-)medical euthaNAZI."
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10 August, 2008 - 23:36

there is a hell. not been to milton keynes?
and shit, didn't mean to drag it back to relijun.

dee
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10 August, 2008 - 23:43

claim the Bob Savage booze amendment

Jenni "(proto-)medical euthaNAZI."
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10 August, 2008 - 23:45

sadly i've sobered up now and so must take full responsibility for everything i say.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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11 August, 2008 - 12:40
dee wrote:
He, on the other hand, is not. That sexy voice all the way through and then that? Another reason Return of the Jedi sucked.

'sexy voice'? the guy who played vader was from Somerset, THAT's the sexy voice they shoulda been using.

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 12:42

The bodybuilder Dave Prowse? Not being funny hon, but " the force is strong in thissun"?. It wouldn't work.
Yeah, I think its a sexy voice. I think it was because most of the guys i hung out with in school were asthmatic.

weeler "temp banned"
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11 August, 2008 - 13:19

Would you let vader force choke you while riding?

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 14:15

well, as very mild asphyxiation can lead to more intense orgasms, probably. Of all the movie characters I'd sleep with however, Vader would not be in my top ten.

weeler "temp banned"
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11 August, 2008 - 14:17

What about top ten star wars characters?

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 14:23

Tricky. I can't think of ten I definitely would. Obv: Han Solo, poss. Janga Fett, Leia (in camo gear from the third film only) Mebbe Lando. That's about it. What about you?

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 August, 2008 - 14:41

This thread makes the world bad.

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 14:48

The world is already bad xconorx. I'm just making it worse for the next generation.

weeler "temp banned"
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11 August, 2008 - 14:52

I'm making it better for them, through sex.

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 14:56

I think you'll find that's you making the world better for you. (and the lady involved,obv.)

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 August, 2008 - 14:59

believe me I know the world is bad

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 15:01

So make it better then - you come up with query to see who people would tap,if film stuff bothers you. I guess you'd do Amelie.

weeler "temp banned"
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11 August, 2008 - 15:06

People who try to make the world better are knobs.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 August, 2008 - 15:13

re: Amelie - Yes, yes I would. And I would make her cups of tea and go to the cinema and ask her how her day was, and be genuinely interested.
But yes, I would 'do' her.

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 15:16

Fair enough. I'd have a threesome with her and her boyfriend.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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11 August, 2008 - 15:23

I would not have a threesome with her and her boyfriend because that is immoral. I would say "leave him, I will make you tea and do the dishes, but i don't have any money"

dee
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11 August, 2008 - 15:29

immoral?

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