How on earth do you hold down a job?

Submitted by mel on 27 March, 2008 - 21:43.

If you're like you know "a class struggle anarchist"?

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thx

27 March, 2008 - 21:50

the answer is in the question

27 March, 2008 - 21:52

through class struggle?

not known for it's successes in the 21st century tho, is it?

27 March, 2008 - 21:52

In the hope of getting a series of better & better paid jobs, so you get to the point where you go, "Actually, this capitalism thing isn't so bad after all." It worked for me.

27 March, 2008 - 22:00

but not everyone is oxbridge material sad

i've told this stoy before but back when i was floridly psychotic i worked a few days as a temp and it was the most harrowing days of my life. if you can't settle into your job just like every other fucker, then...

i guess it's a game of wits like. how much you can push before the world begins to push you back cry

27 March, 2008 - 22:16

I think of it as a savage ballet.

Since the massed ranks of the working class appear not to be coming up with much in the way of revolution any time soon, I wage my one-man class war in order to be paid as much as possible for as little as possible.

27 March, 2008 - 22:19

I would add that in my youger pre-mortgage days, I used to do stuff like workplace organising, but I couldn't really be doing with the constant threat of dismissal nowadays.

No doubt when the great day dawns, I'll be first up against the wall, but you'll forgive me for not losing too much sleep about that at the moment.

27 March, 2008 - 22:43

right, everything button says applies to me.
but i'm not an anarchist, afaik, so that makes it a little easier.

27 March, 2008 - 22:51

If it's any consolation, I'm not an anarchist in any meaningful sense anymore. I just like pissing about on the internet. Preferably while being paid handsomely for doing so.

27 March, 2008 - 22:53

I'll be fucked if I can even get a job after I finish my research, it's fucking terrifying.

27 March, 2008 - 22:54
xConorx wrote:
I'll be fucked if I can even get a job after I finish my research, it's fucking terrifying.

Just get a job as a lecturer in Manchester and you can get a season ticket for old trafford and I'll come down every so often to sponge off you.

27 March, 2008 - 23:06
xConorx wrote:
I'll be fucked if I can even get a job after I finish my research, it's fucking terrifying.

Did I not say that you could have a job in my department when you finish your Phd, on the condition that you do an impression of Jack in your interview? As a statisician, once you get the job you get to use the same arguments as me, i.e. "Well of course I could do that analysis, but it would mean fuck all, for the following ten reasons. In the meantime, I'll just carry on pissing about on the internet while you think of something meaningful for me to do."

27 March, 2008 - 23:07

Might see if I can get a teaching job in England, I prefer London, pretty sure my old schools would take me back.
Liverpool or manchester'd be alright though. I could listen to the girls' lovely accents.

27 March, 2008 - 23:08
the button wrote:
xConorx wrote:
I'll be fucked if I can even get a job after I finish my research, it's fucking terrifying.

Did I not say that you could have a job in my department when you finish your Phd, on the condition that you do an impression of Jack in your interview? As a statisician, once you get the job you get to use the same arguments as me, i.e. "Well of course I could do that analysis, but it would mean fuck all, for the following ten reasons. In the meantime, I'll just carry on pissing about on the internet while you think of something meaningful for me to do."

oh this sounds even better than bossing kids about all day!

27 March, 2008 - 23:40

Not only is it better. You get to lie to yourself about how you're protecting kids from paedos while you're doing it. cool

27 March, 2008 - 23:53

I do like a good lie.

28 March, 2008 - 01:45
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How on earth do you hold down a job?

Grit yer teeth and grab your ankles.

Honestly if you can say working temp was the most harrowing time of your life at the end of it I think you can safely say you had it pretty easy.

28 March, 2008 - 03:46

it always helps to foster an automaton-like mindset, especially if it involves a lot of physical work. it's lovely, at work i'm like a walking corpse!
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28 March, 2008 - 08:21

I know! If it wasn't for being behind the wheel I'd never get any sleep. wink

28 March, 2008 - 10:46
mel wrote:
If you're like you know "a class struggle anarchist"?

neutral

thx

Arent you lem?

28 March, 2008 - 12:29

easy, you suppress any desires you may have to to tell you're employer where to go and fill your spare time with something that helps you forget the contradictions in your life, such as drug abuse, boxing or anything else that helps destroy a few braincells whilst enjoying yourself.
alternatively you could get a job in a workplace run by wobblies!

28 March, 2008 - 12:31

What, you mean become a Scottish MP????

28 March, 2008 - 12:54

Pretty sure alcohol is how must people cope.

28 March, 2008 - 13:03

I insult my friends and comfort eat.

28 March, 2008 - 14:14

To actually answer the point of the opening thread, you hold down the job when informing your coworkers of their legal rights, organizing and trying to incite your workmates by doing it behind the boss's back and making sure to avoid conflict with her unless there's a critical mass which makes it unlikely for her to dismiss it as the problem of one troublemaker. At least, that's how I went about it. Could be that that's one of the reasons it had such a limited effect, though. Then again, since this is class struggle anarchism (or libertarianism in general?), the fact that you're not looking to lead the struggle or create a loyal cadre is actually very helpful in staying out of management's sights.

28 March, 2008 - 16:40
xConorx wrote:
Liverpool or manchester'd be alright though. I could listen to the girls' lovely accents.

And get arrested sad

Come to London but this time live on the right side of the river.

28 March, 2008 - 17:30

na I got really fond on SE London when I was there, I miss my old school

28 March, 2008 - 17:45

your old school? are you one of those public school kids?

28 March, 2008 - 20:51
Refused wrote:
I insult my friends and comfort eat.

I escaped feelings of lugubrious emptiness by making friends with the owner of the local sweet shop. He gives me lots of free lollipops and oat bars, which I save for my train ride home from work.

29 March, 2008 - 00:26
newyawka wrote:
your old school? are you one of those public school kids?

wha? I'm from belfast mate, we don't really have public schools here like them posh cunts in england wink
I taught in two schools in se.london though!

PS I did like my actual school I went to, lots of sound kids and a few great teachers. Apparently one of the worst grammar school in NI, which I find hard to believe.

29 March, 2008 - 01:13
ein auslander wrote:
I escaped feelings of lugubrious emptiness by making friends with the owner of the local sweat shop.

no, how could you!!1 angry