That would be a more impressive post if anyone actually gave two shits about any of it.
I love life! I love love! I knew there were some real angels living in this city....Ummm.. teh LW Unofficial Oscars thread
revol68 wrote:
That would be a more impressive post if anyone actually gave two shits about any of it.
Ha ha it is not supposed to be impressive - just chewing the fat! i can never sleep after watching tv or working or whatever - so i chill on here..
And also this may amaze you but you are not everyone.. just one small person... 
So have you seen "Vie" then and what do you think of Marion.?.
Lone Wolf wrote:
Actually i have seen some of your other posts tonight and you are obv in one of your obdurate moods.. whatever! Tedious stuff - i look forward to chatting with you when you get your groove back.
Seriously though who gives a fuck, it's just a back slapping and dick sucking exercise by cocks for cocks.
Also it's Daniel Fucking Day Lewis, not fucking DLL or have you been reading heat so much that your brain can't work with anything that hasn't been giving a crap abreviation or shortened to the point of retardation?
Stop being a ballroot Revol.. Fuck sake it's just the Oscars - note that you are posting at 7am.
He's probably been up all night playing catch-up so he can get the last word in on a certain other thread 
Oh LW - Jon Stewart does the Daily Show - can sometimes be funny.
revol68 wrote:
Lone Wolf wrote:
Actually i have seen some of your other posts tonight and you are obv in one of your obdurate moods.. whatever! Tedious stuff - i look forward to chatting with you when you get your groove back.
Seriously though who gives a fuck, it's just a back slapping and dick sucking exercise by cocks for cocks.
Also it's Daniel Fucking Day Lewis, not fucking DLL or have you been reading heat so much that your brain can't work with anything that hasn't been giving a crap abreviation or shortened to the point of retardation?
No, not reading Heat - but using an abbreviation cos it was a long post done at 7 before bed so wasn't gonna get anal about spellings and such like.
And it is amazing how, when you are humpy, you will whine at the slightest thing. Any excuse! Just catch up on some sleep already.
Just a thought on the Oscars...... regarding There will be blood . For those of you who dont know - the film is based on a book called Oil [1927]. It was written by a socialist called Upton Sinclair. Sinclair wrote some cracking books - my favorite being The Jungle, which was one of the first socialist books I ever read.
Lone Wolf wrote:
The host, John Stewart, (who he?? i guess he is famous in America..
Jon Stewart. Does the Daily Show and is also several films (Half-Baked anyone?). He's very famous indeed actually.
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Javier Hardem
Javier Bardem.
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got best supporting male as expected and spoke a load of sexy Spanish thanking his mum in that matriarchy worshipping Med. way (without meaning to stereotype!
It's a machista thing. He's not much of an actor anyway. Well he's alright I guess...
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Bizarre presentation of the night??? A satellite link to Baghdad where five soldiers read out the nominations for one of the awards and announced the winner - pretty weird. Best jingoism of the night i guess...
My jaw hit the ground at that point...that's where Latin America gets their fucked up military from...
I watched this live on Mexican TV, with some assholes providing a running commentary of their inane banal fucking thoughts to compensate for not having anyway of translating the proceedings. This included one guy declaring after that French gash swiped Best Actress that she was "the first foreign winner since Sofia Loren in 1970somthing", about 30 seconds after an Oscar retrospective thing had shown Helen Mirren winning it the year before. Ah well, to a Mexican, if you speak English you're a fucking gringo piece of shit.
It was a load of bollocks though, fucking Oscars. I just watched it cos my housemate's an actor and loves this shit. About 2 hours in we had enough and found When Harry Met Sally on another channel.
Alan
Ha good someone else saw that weird military bit!
And re my new best pals Jon and Javier i already said it was too late in the night to start checking for spellings.
And i wouldn't say Stewart is as famous as some of the other hosts eg Billy Crystal whose films you appear to like... at least not to Brits (tho "Analyse This" is sooooo much better than "When Harry.." also knowing Meg Ryan is such a bitch irl detracts from her cutesy appeal somewhat..)
Even if AP is a sock-puppet that comment made me laugh! He/she has a point - Oscar fashion is a factor!! The dresses were pretty good this year - not as ott - the war and all that.
Much as i like Bjork that swan outfit was pretty rank!
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PS Conor you are a star! 
I am interested in the Oscars Lone Wolf! And I enjoyed your post as I couldn't stay up to watch.
Didn't renee zellwegger look lovely on the red carpet! I'm working my way through the heat website and thats as far as I've got so far, will let you know who I think had the best dress when I've done a thorough investigation. Fashion is so much better than football <3
p.s. I can't believe I went to see a film written by a goth (Juno) 
Thanks Jess, i knew you would be interested.
Well done for sourcing the Oscars pic of Marion - amazing dress! Tried to source the pic for the OP - was too early for the pic to be up yet.
Marion for me has the perfect face/figure/dress combo.
Didn't like Pen. Cruz's dress much - it was a bit puffy and she suits the long and sleek style that suits Renee and well.. most women really.
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That's a horrible dress, she looks like a fucking rabid catfish. She's quite pretty although she's French so she's blatantly a fucking moronic wanker. If I was Conor, I'd draw a graph demonstrating how Frenchness is directly proportional to fucking retarded shallow bigoted hypocritical cuntness.
Penny Cruz was bare peng (ie well buff [ie proper up for it {ie slut}]) a few years back, now she's looked worn and old and shit.
Cameron Diaz = WOAH BOTOX.
Lone Wolf wrote:
PS Conor you are a star!
I didn't even do anything
anarcho-punk wrote:
I am not a fucking sock puppet but a very homosexual man, I love fashion is that a crime? Just cos i prefer to watch a fashion show than football does not make me a sock puppet.
I thought you said you were bi before
Joke account.
Hey hey
Thought i would write a bit about the Oscars like i did last year and as i am not getting paid or anything, my report will be subjective and incomplete.
Yes, the writers strike was alluded to in that knowing liberal Oscars kinda way. The host, John Stewart, (who he?? i guess he is famous in America..
) said that the main loss now is the Vanity Fair afters party.. which they allegedly cancelled "out of respect for the writers." Stewart joked that they if they wanted to respect the writers they could try inviting a few to the party which i quite liked .."don't worry they won't mingle or anything" . So i kinda liked that. (Obv. Vanity Fair's real reason was a previous history of rank overspending so they have had to cut back their ents budget this year.. my heart bleeds.. 
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Javier Hardem got best supporting male as expected and spoke a load of sexy Spanish thanking his mum in that matriarchy worshipping Med. way (without meaning to stereotype!
) Tilda Swinton rather more unexpectedly took supporting female. She is um.. a rather colder character with an interesting personal history.. brilliant actress but i don't think you would wanna mess with her. 
Biggest sellout of the night? Two women won for best doc. short film i think..missed the title..the first woman who had a really open wide mouth which freaked me out a bit (shades of Cherie Blair! ) was grateful for the award for her film which evidently was about the prejudice same sex couples face. She instantly then having said this said "Not that i would know! I am a married woman!!. .... I want to thank my husband [you know, the guy with the dick who i fuck/] for caring for our children AND going out to work so i could make this movie. (also patronising men who are comptent...wow he can do two things...) " I mean she is prolly ok and it was just nerves and the film may be good but...
Best animated feature went to Ratatouille which is great! Best speech ref. too about a rat who had a dream.
The five songs nominated for best song were uniformly AWFUL. And badly presented (maybe cos of delays caused by the strike but still)
Best foreign film went to the Austrians for "The Counterfeiters" based on the exploits of a group of counterfeiters in a concentration camp. The French were criticised for being stupid and not entering La Vie En Rose and ending up without even a nomination.
Of most interest to libcommies was the best doc. feature category. This included Moore's "Sicko", and more pertinently, the highly regarded "No End in Sight" as previewed and listed in your TV Guide.
The winner was "Taxi to the Dark Side" about the torture of political prisoners - nice lil politico speech - the doc-maker dedicated the film to a young taxi-driver who was killed and his father, who urged him to make the doc as he was "furious at what had happened to the rule of law." He was an ex Naval interrogator.
Bizarre presentation of the night??? A satellite link to Baghdad where five soldiers read out the nominations for one of the awards and announced the winner - pretty weird. Best jingoism of the night i guess...
Juno got an award for best original screenplay - written by the exotically named Diablo Cody..a rockabilly cum goth who used to be a cage dancer and accepted the award barefoot.
DDL was a shoein as expected and got best male actor for "Blood" and gave some weird speech about a golden sapling springing out of the head of Paul Thomas Anderson.
"No Country" got best film and best directors for the Coen Brothers who should have got it for the brilliantly constructed Fargo.
Ha so the quote in the title of the thread is from the speech given by the best female actor. Thought to be a shoein for the still-luminous Julie Christie, it went to the amazing Marion Cotillard for her performance as Piaf. It is thought it went to her partly because she carried an otherwise flawed and badly constructed film and partly cos the Academy love hot actresses uglifying up for roles eg Charlize in Monster. Slightly patronising reason but from the excerpts i have seeen the plaudit was well deserved.
So there endeth my report...
Did anyone else see teh Oscars?
Wanna agree/disagree?
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