I still love you Lily

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
Submitted by Jack on 9 August, 2007 - 20:50.

You still got it. <3




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xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
9 August, 2007 - 21:27

she's no Kate Nash

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
9 August, 2007 - 21:43

I'd rather be with her Myspace friend because she is fit-tah.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
9 August, 2007 - 21:53

Revol's hot date will rather be with his mates, because I am fit-tah, in both senses of the word!

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
9 August, 2007 - 21:55

I can't decide which would be better, you destroting revol by doing his date in the shitter the night of their drink or communism.

alibadani
Posts: 355 Joined: 12-09-05 Location: Des Moines, Iowa
9 August, 2007 - 22:02

in the shitter?

Like the bathroom?

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
9 August, 2007 - 22:06
alibadani wrote:
in the shitter?

Like the bathroom?

no, up the bum

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
9 August, 2007 - 22:10

Jack you are a hideous bastard, anyway I doubt Spud from trainspotting dressed like a hardcore jock is her style, infact you'd stand more of a chance, well if you weren't a bigger retard with the ladies than even me.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
9 August, 2007 - 22:13

Do you think my chances would be better or worse if I smoked rollies with licorice rizla in front of her?

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6393 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
9 August, 2007 - 22:14

Fucking skank. I could punch her in the face for hours.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9964 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
9 August, 2007 - 22:20

Jack, your love of Lily puts you below Revol.

Come to your senses.

Refused, I reckon I'd break all my knuckles on her skill before I'd come close to wanting to stop.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6393 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
9 August, 2007 - 22:23

I think I'd get bored after I'd spilled her brains all over the floor.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
9 August, 2007 - 22:25

So we have Refused and Jef boasting of their violent misogynist desires whilst Jack wishes xconorx could bum my date in order to inflict pain on me, hence reducing the girl to a means to an end.

Lovely, just lovely lads.

I'm ashamed of youse all.

And Jack if I smoke the odd rolly I do so without rubbing the ash into my second layer of trouser.

Grace "Christ, I'd rather just have the semen"
Posts: 1525 Joined: 19-07-05 Location: Oxford/Ipswich
9 August, 2007 - 22:25

Bunch of wankers, even Lily is better than all of you.

Refused "wee fuck'n' strings"
Posts: 6393 Joined: 28-09-04 Location: Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
9 August, 2007 - 22:27
Grace wrote:
Bunch of wankers, even Lily is better than all of you.

You're quoting Lars Fredisksen and The Bastards. That's taking it too far. angry

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9964 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
9 August, 2007 - 22:29
revol68 wrote:
So we have Refused and Jef boasting of their violent misogynist desires whilst Jack wishes xconorx could bum my date in order to inflict pain on me, hence reducing the girl to a means to an end.

Lovely, just lovely lads.

I'm ashamed of youse all.

And Jack if I smoke the odd rolly I do so without rubbing the ash into my second layer of trouser.

How about Conor just inflicts pain upon you directly and we cheer him on.

Grace wrote:
Bunch of wankers, even Lily is better than all of you.

You want to not be including me in that one.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
9 August, 2007 - 22:32
revol68 wrote:
And Jack if I smoke the odd rolly I do so without rubbing the ash into my second layer of trouser.

With licorice papers!

The only other person to do that is your best mate in Class War.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
9 August, 2007 - 22:35
Grace wrote:
Bunch of wankers, even Lily is better than all of you.

I hope i'm not included in that, i've been telling them off for their misogyny! sad

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
9 August, 2007 - 23:14

Here I never said anything misogynistic - I mean, i do hate women, but this isn't apparent in this thread wink

As for stealing Revol's date, well that'd hardly happen for 4 reasons
a - not interested
b - I'm not a complete cunt
c - too young
d - I'm even more of a social retard in this respect than youse

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
9 August, 2007 - 23:18
xConorx wrote:
Here I never said anything misogynistic - I mean, i do hate women, but this isn't apparent in this thread wink

As for stealing Revol's date, well that'd hardly happen for 4 reasons
a - not interested
b - I'm not a complete cunt
c - too young
d - I'm even more of a social retard in this respect than youse

a,b and c are all superflous, little more than irrelvant afterthoughts, only d is of relevance and even then comes third to, 1.(a) Revol's a legend and 1(b) Your're a bummer.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
9 August, 2007 - 23:23

If by bummer you mean [i]bumming your ma

Na the most important is c, which should be changed to "is waiting for a-level results" wink

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
9 August, 2007 - 23:26
xConorx wrote:
If by bummer you mean [i]bumming your ma

Na the most important is c, which should be changed to "is waiting for a-level results" ;)

you prefer them just before they know the results of their key stage three's. tongue

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
9 August, 2007 - 23:55

No, I follow the scientific method, which says my cut-off would have to be 20!

Feighnt "the definition of "nobody important""
Posts: 958 Joined: 20-07-06 Location: canada, nanaimo
10 August, 2007 - 01:28

... ok, so, who's this lily person?

i mean, the lass i the video, yeah... is she popular for her singing or something?

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
Posts: 4158 Joined: 26-11-06 Location: Seattle, WA US of A
10 August, 2007 - 06:05

I'll admit it. I like Lily too.

jef costello "Beautiful, just like Nuremburg"
Posts: 9964 Joined: 09-02-06 Location: razorblade of apathy, shave me with your irony
10 August, 2007 - 10:29
Jack wrote:
revol68 wrote:
And Jack if I smoke the odd rolly I do so without rubbing the ash into my second layer of trouser.

With licorice papers!

The only other person to do that is your best mate in Class War.

Isn't this the same internet 'persona' who was crying about how horrible smokers were?

A-level results, revol that is too fucking young, she's barely 18 ffs.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
10 August, 2007 - 12:56
jef costello wrote:
Jack wrote:
revol68 wrote:
And Jack if I smoke the odd rolly I do so without rubbing the ash into my second layer of trouser.

With licorice papers!

The only other person to do that is your best mate in Class War.

Isn't this the same internet 'persona' who was crying about how horrible smokers were?

A-level results, revol that is too fucking young, she's barely 18 ffs.

i support the smoking ban regardless of whether i indulge a rolly when pissed. infact half the point in smoking the odd rolly is to socialise outside.

18 is too young? So apparently it's okay for them to be able to vote for a government that will drop bombs on Iraqi's but they can't go out with revol? That's just another form of racism! angry

and yes she is barely 18 by 9 months.

madashell "KSW, LOL"
Posts: 3114 Joined: 19-06-06 Location: Merseyside
10 August, 2007 - 13:15
Feighnt wrote:
... ok, so, who's this lily person?

i mean, the lass i the video, yeah... is she popular for her singing or something?

Inexplicably so.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
10 August, 2007 - 13:16
Feighnt wrote:
... ok, so, who's this lily person?

i mean, the lass i the video, yeah... is she popular for her singing or something?

Lily Allen, a UK popstar. Became big off of Myspace, I think still has probably had the most success off the back of that. Recorded the best album of 2006 (alright, still), but also the shittest single of 2007 (Alfie). Daughter of not-at-all-funny alternative comedian Keith Allen. My future wife.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
10 August, 2007 - 13:18
thugarchist wrote:
I'll admit it. I like Lily too.

But you're... American.

confused

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
Posts: 10827 Joined: 09-12-04 Location: Belfast
10 August, 2007 - 15:47
revol68 wrote:
i support the smoking ban regardless of whether i indulge a rolly when pissed. infact half the point in smoking the odd rolly is to socialise outside.

I believe they call it "smirting"
smoking + flirting = smirting
what a load of shit, the last person in the world I'd want to flirt with would be someone who smokes, fucking mingers

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