Jeremy Clarkson joins Brighton Solfed

When you rely on political-economic organisation, you don’t notice that the sun is in the wrong place in the sky. You stop using your inbuilt compass, your innate sense of which way is up. And don’t argue with any of this. Everyone can organise by instinct, and if you can’t there’s something wrong with you and you should be in prison. The only people who can’t organise instinctively are women and anyone trying to find Malpensa airport in Milan.

Industrial networks are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world