Jersey Shore

Submitted by xConorx on 17 July, 2008 - 02:37.

Is hot as fuck and I'm all tanned like bender.

17 July, 2008 - 02:42

what's a shore?

17 July, 2008 - 02:54

Ahum "The Jersey Shore is a term used in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States to refer to the Atlantic Ocean- facing coast of New Jersey, together with the adjacent resort and residential communities"

17 July, 2008 - 03:38

Shore enough it's a beach.

17 July, 2008 - 06:33

Exactly. Now if we can just find out who or what bender is we'll be ok. I assume Coner being our resident Xedge he isn't referring to drinking too much.

17 July, 2008 - 06:57

Bender means puff.

17 July, 2008 - 07:12
Jack wrote:
Bender means puff.

??
confused

17 July, 2008 - 10:06

17 July, 2008 - 12:38
David in Atlanta wrote:
Jack wrote:
Bender means puff.

??
confused

Your non-heterosexual 50% David... Think soap and prison showers...

17 July, 2008 - 15:30

lol rape

17 July, 2008 - 16:45

the jersey shore is gross

17 July, 2008 - 17:04
newyawka wrote:
the jersey shore is grossly gay. Alledgedly

Fixed.

20 July, 2008 - 23:32

Jersey Shore was so gay I went on kids amusement rides and got my stomach all scraped on the pebbly as fuck beaches.
Fast times...

21 July, 2008 - 01:07

What exactly do you mean by this?

Quote:
Jess: lol rape

This is a freaking shame to use this language whatever is meant.
And you consider yourself an anarchist? And those who throw about the word "gay" like a soccer ball, this is why people are turned off to some of the regular posters here.

Straighten up folks and act like anarchists already.

21 July, 2008 - 01:11
syndicalist wrote:
What exactly do you mean by this?

Quote:
Jess: lol rape

This is a freaking shame to use this language whatever is meant.
And you consider yourself an anarchist? And those who throw about the word "gay" like a soccer ball, this is why people are turned off to some of the regular posters here.

Straighten up folks and act like anarchists already.

Syndicalist,
I think Jess (I hope so) was making an ironic comment about Bukowski's "joke" in reference to prison rape. Personally, I also find all the "so gay" references rather repulsive.

21 July, 2008 - 01:13

look gay had a meaning before the sodomites took it and now it has a meaning that transcends sodomites again, deal with it.

21 July, 2008 - 01:14

also i doubt it's the lack of political correctness that puts people off anarchist sites, infact i'd imagine it's the other way round most of the time.

21 July, 2008 - 01:25

I think you're dead wrong: using terms like gay, cunt, rape, etc. have an affect. Maybe they don't bother you, but to some regulars and some causual readers of this site it is offensive. I really don't care how the terms are used.

21 July, 2008 - 01:35
syndicalist wrote:
I think you're dead wrong: using terms like gay, cunt, rape, etc. have an affect. Maybe they don't bother you, but to some regulars and some causual readers of this site it is offensive. I really don't care how the terms are used.

sorry what? using terms like gay, cunt and rape in what context, the words themselves don't offend. lefties and anarchos are far easier offended than most other folk btw.

but as it is many young homosexual people also use 'gay' in a mildly derogatory manner towards certain things that are overly camp, cheesey etc It's the context that gives it meaning and makes it offensive or not. Conor and his oiled up iron pumping Venice Beach buddies are gay as fuck regardless of whether they have came to terms with their desire to do each other or not. wink

As for cunt, get fucked, it's a general insult/term of endearment for many of us and we aren't going to stop using it cause some PC ballbag from the states get's offended by it.

21 July, 2008 - 04:45
syndicalist wrote:
using terms like gay, cunt, rape, etc. have an affect. Maybe they don't bother you, but to some regulars and some causual readers of this site it is offensive.

i'm in agreement, tho' i'd exempt 'cunt' from that list. it can have a very precise meaning as an insult, different from 'prick' or other such.

and conor, don't forget to go to this part of the jersey shore:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnison_Beach

21 July, 2008 - 09:25
syndicalist wrote:
Straighten up folks and act like anarchists already.

Yeh, lets act like anarchists. No wait, we are anarchists. People 'acting' in some sort of role as an anarchist is one of the biggest turn-offs, it can even lead to pretending words only have one meaning and that context is not important.

21 July, 2008 - 10:43
newyawka wrote:
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and conor, don't forget to go to this part of the jersey shore:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnison_Beach

I'm in agreement - looking at birds is an important part of a cultural experience. The Piping Plovers, that is.

Besides, the nudists there are probably in better shape than we get here on Portsmouths nudie section....[http://www.eastneybeach.org.uk/]

21 July, 2008 - 12:55

As you say: "get fucked"

21 July, 2008 - 13:18
syndicalist wrote:
As you say: "get fucked"

Sounds like you need to, anyone who gets uptight about prison showers jokes or austrian basement hijinx could probably do with it.

21 July, 2008 - 13:39

Yes, of course, unless you are actually faced with getting raped in a prison shower.
Or you are taunted by classmates for being gay and so forth. Would you call a black person a "n" because, well, they're black?

These are the flip sides to your humor.

And about being "PC", well, I think we need to practice what we believe in. Gallows humor or bar room talk aside, I would think you want to promote the best aspects of your politics and the groups you belong to. But maybe I'm just old school.

21 July, 2008 - 14:03
syndicalist wrote:
Yes, of course, unless you are actually faced with getting raped in a prison shower.
Or you are taunted by classmates for being gay and so forth. Would you call a black person a "n" because, well, they're black?

These are the flip sides to your humor.

And about being "PC", well, I think we need to practice what we believe in. Gallows humor or bar room talk aside, I would think you want to promote the best aspects of your politics and the groups you belong to. But maybe I'm just old school.

Somehow i'd imagine jokes about prison rape wouldn't be to far up your list of worries if you were actually faced with getting raped in a prison shower, no?

As for taunting people for being gay, of course that's fucking cuntish, which is exactly when many young people (gay people included) use gay as a mild insult for something it is aimed at everything but actual homosexuality. Personally I only use it towards things that are ubber camp or cheesey, like say an Italian "heterosexual" in a pink D&G t shirt with white cargo pants.

As for rape jokes well i'd imagine only a prick would make them in the personal company of someone who had been raped, much in the same way most people wouldn't make Kurt Cobain shotgun jokes infront of someone who'd just lost a family member to a suicidal shotgun blast to the face.

The important thing is context, motive and a bit of fucking wit, or do you prefer to just get offended at the very words themselves and posit a blanket ban on humour involving such topics? Do you get offended by say a surreal comedy sketch about a shadow raper, who rapes peoples shadows?

21 July, 2008 - 13:59

Words are like bullets.

21 July, 2008 - 14:47

Jerks.

21 July, 2008 - 15:02

Jerks as in people who masterbate? You do know some people are unable to find sexual partners and their only outlet is the occasional jerk. Some of these people are in wheelchairs, you insensitive bastard!

21 July, 2008 - 15:47

And you're in the WSM? Not the sort of WSM folks I know.

21 July, 2008 - 16:09
syndicalist wrote:
And you're in the WSM? Not the sort of WSM folks I know.

he's a renegade, they only tolerate him because he gives them Topshop fashion cred, he has also fooled them into believing his life is like a Skins episode, which whilst obviously utter nonsense still makes him far more interesting than his rather more dour po faced activist brethern.