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Peter "Australian: therefore a liar and a cunt"
Posts: 542 Joined: 09-03-06
Submitted by Peter on 16 September, 2007 - 09:24.

The Australian Broadcasting Corporation wrote:

Quote:
Labor questions need for Navy breast implants

The Defence Department says the Navy allows some woman to have the procedure for psychological rather than just physical reasons.

Opposition defence spokesman Joel Fitzgibbon says he wants details about the cases.

"On the face of it, taxpayer-funded breast enhancement is a questionable practice, it comes right out of left field and I have to say smacks of a government out of touch," he said.

"But we'll ask some questions in the Parliament in the coming week to see whether we can determine the real reasons behind the case and therefore determine whether it's an appropriate practice."

But Defence spokesman Brigadier Andrew Nikolic says the breast enhancement surgery is only paid for by the Defence Force if there is a clinical need.

"Under Defence policy, we do consider the broader needs of our people, both physical and psychological," he said.

"But that is a long way from saying that if someone doesn't like their appearance, Defence will fund things like breast augmentation as a matter of routine - that is just not correct."

Defence Association spokesman Neil James has also defended the practice.

"For psychiatric or psychological reasons, this has been recommended after a medical evaluation," he said.

"It's not being done because someone just wanted it."

The Department says any suggestion that women have had the procedure to "look sexy" is not only wrong, but insulting.

Feighnt "the definition of "nobody important""
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17 September, 2007 - 04:46

are there actually any *medical* reasons for a woman to get a breast *enhancement*?? neutral

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
17 September, 2007 - 04:56
Feighnt wrote:
are there actually any *medical* reasons for a woman to get a breast *enhancement*?? neutral

The short answer to this in the UK anyway is yes. If a woman can demonstrate that she is suffering psychological harm due to how she feels being, basically, flat-chested then the NHS can choose to fund her op. However waiting lists are high and it would only rarely be granted. Trust me when i say i do not speak from experience on this lol.

Love

LW XXX

Feighnt "the definition of "nobody important""
Posts: 958 Joined: 20-07-06 Location: canada, nanaimo
17 September, 2007 - 05:17
Lone Wolf wrote:
Feighnt wrote:
are there actually any *medical* reasons for a woman to get a breast *enhancement*?? neutral

The short answer to this in the UK anyway is yes. If a woman can demonstrate that she is suffering psychological harm due to how she feels being, basically, flat-chested then the NHS can choose to fund her op. However waiting lists are high and it would only rarely be granted. Trust me when i say i do not speak from experience on this lol.

Love

LW XXX

confused surprised neutral angry

what the hell! surgery because you're suffering from psychological harm due to being small-chested? that's such bull! applying that logic, then it'd validate just about any puny bit of plastic surgery for anyone. and, hell, i could claim that it causes me psychological harm to not be able to wear a cowboy hat in each and every situation i encounter in my day, so the navy better let me keep my hat while i'm on duty roll eyes

i shouldnt get so worked up over this, but it's such a trivial "reason" to supposedly justify plastic surgery. if anything, it seems to demand a therapist, not a scalpel.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
17 September, 2007 - 05:21

For sale? dumb cunts same dumb questions
Virgin? listen, all virgins are liars honey
And I dont know what Im scared of or what I even enjoy
Dulling, get money, but nothing turns out like you want it to
And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything
For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video
Hes a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock
Tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him rita if you want
I eat and I dress and I wash and I still can say thank you
Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies
Cant shout, cant scream, hurt myself to get pain out
I t them, 24:7, all year long
Purgatorys circle, drowning here, someone will always say yes
Funny place for the social, for the insects to start caring
Just an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff
In these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything
For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video
Hes a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock
Tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him rita if you want, if you want
I eat and I dress and I wash and I can still say thank you
Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies
Cant shout, cant scream, hurt myself to get pain out
Power produces desire, the weak have none
Theres no lust in this coma even for a fifty
Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment
The only certain thing that is left about me
Theres no part of my body that has not been used
Pity or pain, to show displeasures shame
Everyone Ive loved or hated always seems to leave
And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything
For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video
Hes a boy, you want a girl so tear off his cock
Tie his hair in bunches, fuck him, call him rita if you want, if you want
Power produces desire, the weak have none
Theres no lust in this coma even for a fifty
Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment
Dont hurt, just obey, lie down, do as they say
May as well be heaven this hell, smells the same
These sunless afternoons I cant find myself.

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
17 September, 2007 - 18:08
Feighnt wrote:
Lone Wolf wrote:
Feighnt wrote:
are there actually any *medical* reasons for a woman to get a breast *enhancement*?? neutral

The short answer to this in the UK anyway is yes. If a woman can demonstrate that she is suffering psychological harm due to how she feels being, basically, flat-chested then the NHS can choose to fund her op. However waiting lists are high and it would only rarely be granted. Trust me when i say i do not speak from experience on this lol.

Love

LW XXX

confused surprised neutral angry

what the hell! surgery because you're suffering from psychological harm due to being small-chested? that's such bull! applying that logic, then it'd validate just about any puny bit of plastic surgery for anyone. and, hell, i could claim that it causes me psychological harm to not be able to wear a cowboy hat in each and every situation i encounter in my day, so the navy better let me keep my hat while i'm on duty roll eyes

i shouldnt get so worked up over this, but it's such a trivial "reason" to supposedly justify plastic surgery. if anything, it seems to demand a therapist, not a scalpel.

Well of course - that would be the favoured approach.

But it is a bit more complex than that.

The woman feeling that way is not bull - the problem here is that of society's unrealistic expectations of womens physicality - deliberately urealistic so that the market is fuelled for unnecessary procedures like this and so that women are kept in their place - worrying about their tits instead of planning revolution!! So in all honesty the cowboy hat analogy is not entirely fair. tongue I feel i know you a bit better now tho. wink

Love

LW XX

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
17 September, 2007 - 19:52

bollox no one has the same sympathy for a fella wanting a bigger cock, despite the fact there is as much if not more pressure on men to ahem 'measure up'.

grrregg "advertise here"
Posts: 747 Joined: 22-09-06 Location: the sticks, queensland
17 September, 2007 - 21:38

Don't worry Revol, it's not the size of the dog but the fight in the dog... neutral
gregg

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
17 September, 2007 - 22:13
gregg wrote:
Don't worry Revol, it's not the size of the dog but the fight in the dog... neutral
gregg

That won't help him - he is a teeny tiny pup!!! wink

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
17 September, 2007 - 22:23

With a giant nob.

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
17 September, 2007 - 23:17
Jack wrote:
He is a giant nob - with a small dick.

Fixed

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
17 September, 2007 - 23:50
Lone Wolf wrote:
Jack wrote:
He is a giant nob - with a small dick.

Fixed

ha, you have xconorx down as some sort of sexual deviant....

and yes mine is more than adequate. grin

Lone Wolf "An explanation is not the same as an excuse. "
Posts: 4352 Joined: 01-03-06 Location: E. London UK
18 September, 2007 - 00:39
revol68 wrote:
Lone Wolf wrote:
Jack wrote:
He is a giant nob - with a small dick.

Fixed

ha, you have xconorx down as some sort of sexual deviant....

and yes mine is more than adequate. grin

So conor is posting as Jack now??? I don't think he is deviant sexually but i do think he is suffering an identity crisis!!! lol grin

Peter "Australian: therefore a liar and a cunt"
Posts: 542 Joined: 09-03-06
22 September, 2007 - 08:45

Having done some work on Navy ships I can authoritatively say that their plastic surgery budget would be much better spent on what are referred to in military slang as "double-issue arses".

arf
Posts: 1345 Joined: 25-11-06
22 September, 2007 - 11:09
revol68 wrote:
bollox no one has the same sympathy for a fella wanting a bigger cock, despite the fact there is as much if not more pressure on men to ahem 'measure up'.

youve said this before. but youre wrong.