junk mail opt-out postman reinstated

Never knew about that royal mail opt-out thing. We get so much fucking junk mail, some for us, most for people who used to live here. There's about 10 names I need to put on MPS and I never get 'round to it

I heard that if you put heavy things in freepost envelopes then it costs the company more money, I don't know if this is true though.

I can verify this, but preface it by saying it doesn't really depend on the content. Used to work in an insurance building opening the mail that came in and sending it to the right department, and would get all sorts of things that had absolutely nothing to do with the company or the mails themselves even. The best had to be either the people who took the time to scrawl over the junk mail we sent in big red letters "FUCK YOU" or the ones who'd write 2-page manifestos about how the country isn't how it used to be and ended it with "and stop sending me your goddam mails" as an afterthought. They truly made the job a lot less tedious and rote. It was a shame to have to throw some of them away. "Just look at the penmanship on this 'you cunts'," we'd say. And of course since you're paid by the hour you read every single word of it to kill the time, and to the supervisors it just looks like you're working hard. Keep up the good work, it's serving a dual purpose of informing and helping alleviate the mundanity of somebody's terrible job.