Libcom classic quotes

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8618 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
Submitted by Joseph K. on 4 April, 2007 - 11:39.
revol68 wrote:
jonnyflash wrote:
Class analysis would mean understanding how cool it is that North Korea is still autonomous and existing given the current global landscape.

link

That's an all time classic?

Can we have a libcom quotes section?

ok everyone, post 'em up here with a link to where they were said (the little is a link to specific posts, in firefox right-click and 'copy link location') and if we get a good selection we could compile them for the library 'best of the worst' section.

i'm sure there must be some gems from before my time, so get you memory caps on and get digging!

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Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8618 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 11:55

a couple of nutters:

stopchemtrailsuk wrote:
URGENT- SERIOUS ISSE OF HACKED POSTS
I have had two of my posts hacked into by someone; see here:
they have changed my weblink to a rude turn of phrase.

the link should read as www.stopchembccbfcbfchvtrailsuk.bravehost.com but the hacker has changed it to: www.stopchemtrailsuk ~ifuckdonkeysintheear~ .bravehost.com

I have been insulted by this hackers rude joke.

Faithfully,

Paul T. England.

futuretech68 wrote:
fire and flames or just get the workers to shut this down ... when we get the location for this scab union launch mid feb supposly the gates of hell will be unleashed,

workers take actions of flames !

BNP Nazi Scum never again !

Me am chilled now !

... not really all time classics - help me out here!

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 12:17
gangster wrote:
AT first, i fell in love with the working class culture and language used. Then, it was the attitude and action that I adored. Then the poll tax came along and it was a marriage made in heaven.

I tried the other girls, but they really didn't move the earth for me. They still don't, they are about as frigid and as politically dynamic as the Jehovas Witnesses.

I've had my doubts, but my one true love is the class war and Class War

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 12:19
JoeBlack2 wrote:
Personally I think all the smart arse 'I'm so cool cause I'm not going' just demonstrates what jokers most of you are. Up to SP's post this thread reads like one big self congratulatory circle jerk. You don't need to talk to anyone or learn from anyone because you are the cool people - all you have to do is stroke each others coolness.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 12:26
raw wrote:
In response to workplace/community bollocks. Well most people in WOMBLES don't work, and hopefully will never work! We're a mixture of precarious, unemployed, unemployable, dole scum that knows that hardwork for any rich bastard is shit (we don't have to read theory books for that). That perhaps why we have so much time to organise the OCCUPIED SOCIAL CENTRE or DUBLIN MAYDAY or BEYOND ESF.

And yes, unfortunately too many people work and we should try and get people out of work, resisting the work mentality like some of the fucking anarchists in London who I haven't seen for 2 years (due to work commitments!). Com on for fuck sake, it's the year 2004, unless we throw ourselves into creating/facilitating/aiding a movement against the capitalist project then why the fuck call ourselves anarchists!

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 12:32
Peter wrote:
Nationalism is worse than paedophilia. Has padeophilia recruited millions of proles into capitalist wars? And yet all sorts of nationalist crap is tolerated on Libcom, ie not deleted like I presume you think the paedophilia thread on AP should have been.

Coconut man "Will probably be a liberal MP in 5 years"
Posts: 167 Joined: 13-02-04 Location: Norwich
4 April, 2007 - 12:39

A couple of favourites that spring to mind:

professorat wrote:
The fact that Karl Marx was a rapist, thief, liar, child molestor and suspect in the ' Jack-the-ripper' killings really is besides the point I suppose.

Infoshop wrote:
Jesus Christ, can you stop being a class struggle lifestylist for a fucking second?

What you just said is like saying: "If women want to work on feminist issues, they should do it from a class struggle perspective."

Joseph K. "the thinking man's idiot"
Posts: 8618 Joined: 14-03-06 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 12:41

laugh out loud i forgot that ol' 'karl the ripper' episode! laugh out loud

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 12:42
Demogorgon303 wrote:
Finally, I'd like to express my solidarity with Beltov who has been subjected to a series of very personal attacks on this thread. This is simply an unacceptable method of debate.

Quote:
The ICC wants to express its solidarity for alibadani faced with such an attack.

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 12:52

damn this is potential gold.

there was some other old quotes thread, i'll try to find it.

the button "jesus christ, john, have you actually even read any marx?"
Posts: 5636 Joined: 07-07-04 Location: Lewisham, London
4 April, 2007 - 12:54

"Nationalism is worse than paedophilia" is my favourite. Although "in the face of this attack" has become a meme.

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 12:58

I trying to find some cringeworth stuff I've said, but most of it doesn't really work as a quote. sad

and the best one got deleted. angry

madashell "KSW, LOL"
Posts: 3114 Joined: 19-06-06 Location: Merseyside
4 April, 2007 - 13:00

I'd forgotten about professorat, surely the best nutter these boards have ever had?

Quote:
As for Jack Marx. Pretending to be dead is what all decent serial killers do isn't it?

grin

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:00

http://libcom.org/forums/thought/hiv-causing-aids-and-dissidents

raw wrote:
Also this may be of interest:
http://www.sickofdoctors.addr.com/articles/top100_aids_inconsistencies.htm

Whatever you may think, this is not "nutters" that are writing this stuff.

On that page:

the button "jesus christ, john, have you actually even read any marx?"
Posts: 5636 Joined: 07-07-04 Location: Lewisham, London
4 April, 2007 - 13:10
Jack wrote:
and the best one got deleted.

I can't help but feel partly responsible. sad

grin

magnifico "rehabilitating"
Posts: 1331 Joined: 29-11-05 Location: Rasalhague
4 April, 2007 - 13:13
wrote:

Fuck me I missed that one, must've been while I was in brum. What a cock

thugarchist "Warning: This poster is recuperating our struggle!!!11"
Posts: 4158 Joined: 26-11-06 Location: Seattle, WA US of A
4 April, 2007 - 13:17
madashell wrote:
I'd forgotten about professorat, surely the best nutter these boards have ever had?

He's the guy that wrote the hyeina thing about flint thats in that political insult thread.

revol68 "the voice of britain"
Posts: 17899 Joined: 23-02-04 Location: Belfast, BRITAIN
4 April, 2007 - 13:19
magnifico wrote:
wrote:

Fuck me I missed that one, must've been while I was in brum. What a cock

more from that website that definately isn't for nutters.

Quote:
Early AIDS coincided with the cumulative effects of unprecedented, intense use of volatile nitrite (poppers) as an aphrodisiac marketed almost exclusively to homosexuals

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:19
magnifico wrote:
Fuck me I missed that one, must've been while I was in brum. What a cock

that whole thread is amazing.

gangster wrote:
The strategy is NOT to 'oppose hunting' in the abstract -

The strategy IS to attack the toffs... These sort of things can snowball you know...

http://libcom.org/forums/thought/hunting-banned-class-war-coming-soon-to-a-town-near-you

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:20
revol68 wrote:
more from that website that definately isn't for nutters.

Quote:
Early AIDS coincided with the cumulative effects of unprecedented, intense use of volatile nitrite (poppers) as an aphrodisiac marketed almost exclusively to homosexuals

Yeah I remember those ads. Awful.

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:22

here's the old thread. not a lot there. There's gotta be some great ones by Anarch I'm sure...
http://libcom.org/forums/libcommunity/classic-enrager-moments

And I can't find Yrwenot3's "that's the last you'll be hearing from me in general"

Shit! i just remembered the best one!

the might redyred wrote:
I heard he touches kids

the button "jesus christ, john, have you actually even read any marx?"
Posts: 5636 Joined: 07-07-04 Location: Lewisham, London
4 April, 2007 - 13:22

Another gem from gangster, from the same thread.

Quote:
there's nothing you can tell me or Dave Douglas about mining

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:27

http://libcom.org/forums/organise/anarkismo-net-thoughts-feedback-and-comments#comment-60835

Q wrote:
hi,

I think the site 'Anarkismo' (eek!) is terrible platformist rubbish . The best thing about it is the insular and self reflective news that could only appeal to the 15-20 people left globally who share their outdated and outgunned politic. Sorry to be harsh but this site is eating up valuable webspace, take it down for the love of god.

rkn
Posts: 7651 Joined: 17-07-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:27

Anarch and shaggy2dopes have to be the classics.

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1899 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:29
shaggy_2_dopes wrote:
hey all...

sorry i have been away....

i got locked up..

for being a anarchist...

BUT IM BACK!!

Anarchy for life

BB "Insurectionists suck donkey cock!"
Posts: 1514 Joined: 12-08-04 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 13:29
rkn wrote:
shaggy2dopes

Quality!

nastyned "I look inside myself and see my heart is black"
Posts: 953 Joined: 30-09-03 Location: Woking
4 April, 2007 - 13:31

I think Karl-the-ripper is winning hands down here - i must remember to use it myself!

Jack "Yes we can"
Posts: 10281 Joined: 22-09-03 Location: Brighton
4 April, 2007 - 13:33

Ned - was the first 'auto-critique' one you?

I can't find it. sad

treeofjudas "too cute to persecute"
Posts: 1179 Joined: 02-10-06 Location: Tel-Aviv, Israel
4 April, 2007 - 13:34

What is this Karl-the-ripper business? I tried searching for it in the archives, only to find mere allusions to it.

magnifico "rehabilitating"
Posts: 1331 Joined: 29-11-05 Location: Rasalhague
4 April, 2007 - 13:37
John. wrote:
that whole thread is amazing.

Yeah I vaguely remember Jack talking about it after the xmas dinner now (vaguely because I was a bit drunk, not because he is boring or anything)

rkn
Posts: 7651 Joined: 17-07-06 Location: London
4 April, 2007 - 13:38

Oh and lets never forget good old crackfix:
http://libcom.org/library/crack-fix-propaganda-work-fan-fiction
http://libcom.org/forums/archives/crack-fix-propaganda-is-the-best-punk-anarchist-in-history

CfP wrote:
its because women actually live by their beliefs, they dont have to confirm everything for themselves all the time. i find i need to talk about my ideas and get social confirmation (or argument) that my thinking is at least along the right line (or not). but my girlfriend just believes what she believes and would die for that. she doesnt need to talk about it. she doesnt need to ask questions about it, but when it comes to fighting for her beliefs she would strap explosives to herself and take out Blairs house before she let herself kneel to the government.

i think women just have more conviction, men are by nature that little bit weaker with their ideals.

women are weak physically, men are weak spiritually.

Quote:
i was thinking of donning a balaclava and camo gear and carrying a banner with my girlfriend that has giant skull and bones on it and says "ILLUMINATI CUNTS. WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO"

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