lol America
Oct 23 2008
Within 20 minutes 2 street ranting mentals.
lol no basic social security net leaving a really fucking horrible scar on society.
Oct 23 2008
#2
I like the 'related stories'
Older woman scarred me?
I AM having trouble making love with other women after older lady showed me ropes
Doesn't make sense - surely he should have NO TROUBLE given he should now be an expert because of said older woman.
Oct 23 2008
#3
mebbe he means she was so good that now he can't get it up for anyone else.
Oct 23 2008
#4
fuck that was fot ther other thread
Oct 24 2008
#5
LOL
British teeth.
Oct 24 2008
#6
I have a veneer on one of my medial incisors cos I smashed it in the back of some guy's head playign football.
It went all black the next day 
True fact.
Oct 24 2008
#7
The guys head?
You should race attack him.
Oct 24 2008
#8
Things that are amazing about America -
Rack of ribs
Reeces pieces
The national myth of the West.
Nothing else
Oct 24 2008
#9
I'm not totally down with race attacks, yo (as Alan would say).
Oct 24 2008
#10
Non-dairy creamer is literally the most bent thing ever invented.
Oct 24 2008
#11
Refused wrote:
I'm not totally down with race attacks, yo (as Alan would say). :(
Not totally? What level is ok??
Oct 24 2008
#12
I race attacked Refused on the roof of a party once, true story.
Oct 24 2008
#13
Jack wrote:
Non-dairy creamer is literally the most bent thing ever invented.
I guess you haven't been exposed to Cool Whip yet, the chemical imitation whipped cream.
It's several degrees more bent than non-dairy creamer.
But then again, we did invent rock n roll.
Oct 24 2008
#14
Seriously like, what foods are essential to try?
Been told there's a place in town that does good Chicken friend Steak, and got seafood sorted, anything else that's an essential?
Oct 24 2008
#15
Dude you have Jazz, Blues and bluegrass to your credit and you came up with rock n roll?
Oct 24 2008
#16
Jack wrote:
Chicken friend Steak
I'd forgotten how much I want to try this
Fried Chicken and gangster films need to be added to the list of good american things.
Oct 24 2008
#17
Rob Ray wrote:
Dude you have Jazz, Blues and bluegrass to your credit and you came up with rock n roll?
All stolen from Black people, who are:
a not real americans
b a european import
Oct 24 2008
#18
Also, deep south accents.
Oct 24 2008
#19
Ah good point jef well made, stolen genius doesn't qualify.
Oct 24 2008
#20
Bluegrass, with the exception of a few blues riffs and the banjo, is mostly Scots-Irish/Brit in origin.
Rock n roll came off the top of my head as the quintessential American cultural contribution. It was a melding of all of the above, blues, jazz, bluegrass, honkytonk country, etc.
Jack, peach cobbler, the perfect dessert after the chicken fried steak. Or pecan pie. Or both if you're on a tight schedule and really hungry.
Oct 24 2008
#21
David in Atlanta wrote:
But then again, we did invent rock n roll.
No you didn't. I did.
Oct 24 2008
#22
weelers should be seen and not heard.
Oct 24 2008
#23
weeler wrote:
I race attacked Refused on the roof of a party once, true story.
I saw it. I tried to stop you.
But it was funnier to let you make an eejit of yourself.
Oct 24 2008
#24
Did Americans invent roller discos?
Oct 24 2008
#25
I think we did, but i for one wouldn't brag about it.
Anyway, i realize y'all are trying to be nice, but nobodies mentioned worlds most psychotic ruling class and deluded citizens.
Oct 24 2008
#26
jef costello wrote:
Jack wrote:
Chicken friend SteakI'd forgotten how much I want to try this
Fried Chicken and gangster films need to be added to the list of good american things.
Urgh! Cannibals! Which friend would you both like to eat??? There is a film called "Eating Raoul" you guys might like..
Oct 24 2008
#27
Jack wrote:
Seriously like, what foods are essential to try?Been told there's a place in town that does good Chicken friend Steak, and got seafood sorted, anything else that's an essential?
Scrapple.
Oct 24 2008
#28
jef costello wrote:
Rob Ray wrote:
Dude you have Jazz, Blues and bluegrass to your credit and you came up with rock n roll?All stolen from Black people, who are:
a not real americans
b a european import
Er, dead wrong on the first count. Nobody over here says that except White Nationalists and marginal, as in tiny, African American groups. They're full citizens under the constitution, for what thats worth, and most African Americans would say they are as much as the rest of us.
Oct 24 2008
#29
David in Atlanta wrote:
I guess you haven't been exposed to Cool Whip yet, the chemical imitation whipped cream.
It's several degrees more bent than non-dairy creamer.
Dude. Who doesn't like cool whip? Its fucking awesome.
Oct 24 2008
#30
thugarchist wrote:
David in Atlanta wrote:
I guess you haven't been exposed to Cool Whip yet, the chemical imitation whipped cream.
It's several degrees more bent than non-dairy creamer.Dude. Who doesn't like cool whip? Its fucking awesome.
It's fucking gross! You can buy acceptable whipped cream in squirt cans and it's easy enough to make. Why eat chemical crap? On both a literal and metaphoric level, Americans will eat any crap the capitalists decide to dump on our plates and think we like it.
here Jack pm the actual date of your b'day, I might actually come over
have you met any think yanks yet?
I doubt it, fat cunts.