Luckily we have libcom to pass the time
Jun 9 2008
#2
xConorx wrote:
fuckin hell
i'm never going running again
I'm going to hide in the basement for the next twenty-odd years.
Jun 9 2008
#3
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
xConorx wrote:
fuckin hell
i'm never going running againI'm going to hide in the basement for the next twenty-odd years.
You can't just go in there, it'll never last without the thrill of the chase.
Jun 9 2008
#4
jef costello wrote:
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
xConorx wrote:
fuckin hell
i'm never going running againI'm going to hide in the basement for the next twenty-odd years.
You can't just go in there, it'll never last without the thrill of the chase.
It's a long way home for me from here as it is without you trying to make me more paranoid Jef.
Jun 9 2008
#5
I couldn't be bothered to build a trap, let alone a dungeon.
Jun 9 2008
#6
Its really easy. Look up The SAS Survival Handbook for fun and practical step by step guides to surviving catastrophe and building traps to maim and capture.
Jun 9 2008
#7
sounds like Dr Robotnik is up to his old tricks again.
... with the pits of spikes, i mean, not the basement. if he were to make a basement it'd be purely for the purposes of changing animals into robots. good man.
Jun 9 2008
#8
Bob Savage wrote:
sounds like Dr Robotnik is up to his old tricks again.
You win the thread.
Jun 9 2008
#9
Refused wrote:
Bob Savage wrote:
sounds like Dr Robotnik is up to his old tricks again.You win the thread.
BACKED!
Jun 9 2008
#10
well what can i say.
so uh, 'Robotnik' is the Polish word for 'worker' isn't it? and he's there in all red with QUITE a moustache i gotta say. it's all looking very Stalinist to me.
Jun 10 2008
#11
Quote:
A person could fall into this, but also a dog, a child, people walking, bikers, motorcyclists -- anybody
Fucking hell, don't they speak english over there?
Jun 10 2008
#12
The dutch?
Jun 10 2008
#13
All dutch people speak English, they've recognised the superiority of the language.
Jun 10 2008
#14
this is true, the dutch language, dutch, went extinct in the 1990s
the last remaining speaker of dutch died on 11 April, 1998, at the age of 50.
Jun 10 2008
#15
Fucking Dutch, they werent much use against the third reich.
Jun 10 2008
#16
when i went to Amsterdam i was struggling to find the resistance museum. and everytime i asked someone for directions, they pointed me in the opposite way or pretended to only speak dutch.
torturing one of 'em eventually got me there though.
Jun 10 2008
#17
you know 86% of the dutch population is employed fulltime in the porn industry - true life fact
for dutch kids it's 98%
Jun 10 2008
#18
Fuck anne frank too.
Jun 10 2008
#19
Yeah yeah Bob, you went to Amsterdam for the 'resistance museum'.
Jun 10 2008
#20
Jess wrote:
Yeah yeah Bob, you went to Amsterdam for the 'resistance museum'.
and the Van Gogh museum. i'm a very cultured person i'll have you know. and as a cultured person, when i go to another country i like to soak up the atmosphere and dive straight in to what the locals do. and if that means shagging hookers and smoking crack, well that's just me being open minded and respectful.
When in Holland, do as the Dutch do (hand over your jews and surrender, basically).
Jun 10 2008
#21
I went to amsterdam and didnt smoke ANY weed or ride ANY prostitutes. I am more or less a saint.
Jun 10 2008
#22
why'd you bother going then?
Jun 10 2008
#23
bike rides, windmills, that sorta shit
Jun 10 2008
#24
Sex museum? I dunno actually.
Jun 10 2008
#25
Bob Savage wrote:
When in Holland, do as the Dutch do (hand over your jews and surrender, basically).
Pretty much the same as the French.
The french get well annoyed when you point it out though.
Jun 10 2008
#26
jef costello wrote:
Bob Savage wrote:
When in Holland, do as the Dutch do (hand over your jews and surrender, basically).Pretty much the same as the French.
The french get well annoyed when you point it out though.
The Dutch are the same; the only time my mother actually punched me was when I showed her a text book describing how the Dutch had the biggest Nazi Party outside of Germany prior to 1939. Never did figure that one out as she was only Dutch by parentage rather than being born there...
Jun 10 2008
#27
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
jef costello wrote:
Bob Savage wrote:
When in Holland, do as the Dutch do (hand over your jews and surrender, basically).Pretty much the same as the French.
The french get well annoyed when you point it out though.The Dutch are the same; the only time my mother actually punched me was when I showed her a text book describing how the Dutch had the biggest Nazi Party outside of Germany prior to 1939. Never did figure that one out as she was only Dutch by parentage rather than being born there...
If you feel like upsetting the French then you can try any one of these fun facts:
They were allies of Nazi Germany
A third of the resistance were spanish
Most of the rest were commies
Berets look a bit shit.
Jun 10 2008
#28
Why not just go the whole hog and point out they don't wash, torture geese for no apparent reason - fois gras tastes like butter - munch garlic and are reputedly the worst lovers in Europe?
Jun 10 2008
#29
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
Why not just go the whole hog and point out they don't wash, torture geese for no apparent reason - fois gras tastes like butter - munch garlic and are reputedly the worst lovers in Europe?
Because if I said all that then the Irish would feel less bad about themselves.
Jun 10 2008
#30
fuckin hell
i'm never going running again