Male feminists

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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Submitted by xConorx on 21 January, 2008 - 01:45.

Just checking, but I take it if you're a girl you know that any fella that calls himself a Feminist, talks about feminist books, writers etc is 100% DEFINITELY SEX PEST?

Cool just checking. Cos nice guys actually don't bother patronising girls. Others still, they just womanise them like GDID.

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weeler "The wind that shakes Nathan Barley"
Posts: 6551 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
21 January, 2008 - 01:54

Its a matter of knowing what to say and when, in the average nightclub saying you're a feminist isnt going to get you far at all. Saying it to some newcomer to radical politics and you're on your way. Its pretty low. I would never bother with it as I've not interest in scoring people with radical politics. Also, girls like thugs!

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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21 January, 2008 - 01:55

Equality eh? does that mean girls wanna look at my baps too?

weeler "The wind that shakes Nathan Barley"
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21 January, 2008 - 01:57
Bob Savage wrote:
Equality eh? does that mean girls wanna look at my baps too?

Depends, whats your bench press one rep max?

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
Posts: 1246 Joined: 15-01-07 Location: Bristol
21 January, 2008 - 01:58

... what on EARTH is a bench press

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:09

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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21 January, 2008 - 02:12

...

i'm kinda offended you genuinely thought i didn't know. all you had to reply with was "touché". BUT NO-OOO.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:16

Dude you know we like posting pics of fellas lifting weights.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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21 January, 2008 - 02:16

well me too, but i woulda expected a picture with some tighter shorts. i can't see ANYthing there.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:17

1-rep max? Probably 60kg or just over. Last time I lifted, almost a year ago I was 5reps and 55kg, at 65kg bodyweight that's alright.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:17
Bob Savage wrote:
well me too, but i woulda expected a picture with some tighter shorts. i can't see ANYthing there.

Maybe you should check out ram gallery

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
Posts: 1246 Joined: 15-01-07 Location: Bristol
21 January, 2008 - 02:19

I'd much rather ram YOUR gallery wink wink grin grin tongue

... use your imagination, there's gotta be someway that's a rude pun.

weeler "The wind that shakes Nathan Barley"
Posts: 6551 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
21 January, 2008 - 02:21
Bob Savage wrote:
... what on EARTH is a bench press

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVaFwHNoxdE

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:26
Bob Savage wrote:
I'd much rather ram YOUR gallery wink wink grin grin tongue

... use your imagination, there's gotta be someway that's a rude pun.

Eh, 999

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:27
guydebordisdead wrote:
Bob Savage wrote:
... what on EARTH is a bench press

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVaFwHNoxdE

I think he lost his concentration thinking about the size of other guys' cocks in the showers. Either that, or JDMF to the left in the video blew him a kiss.

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
Posts: 1246 Joined: 15-01-07 Location: Bristol
21 January, 2008 - 02:29

oh well we've ALL been there. trying to do something but you're too busy thinking of cock. cock sure is great.

(THAT's this 'male feminism' thing you're on about, right? i'm on the right lines?)

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:33

Basic laddish definition 101

Male feminist = sex-pest
Likes cocks = likes other fella's cocks

Sorry if I was misleading

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
Posts: 1246 Joined: 15-01-07 Location: Bristol
21 January, 2008 - 02:34

well i AM a sex-pest FOR cock. i reckon i could really get into this male feminism malarky.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:36

I'll have to redefine my categories. Basically, ALL male feminists are sexpests, but not necessarily all sexpests are male feminists. I'll do a Venn diagram.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:40

Gimme 2 mins I'll give you the complete guide to male sexuality

Bob Savage "brrrapatista."
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21 January, 2008 - 02:43

no thanks, i've no urge to look through your internet bookmarks.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 02:53

Girls, this is seriously all there is out there in terms of men.

Grace "Christ, I'd rather just have the semen"
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21 January, 2008 - 11:19

Some nice guys are also sex pests. Actually probably the whole background should be coloured in yellow on that diagram, apart from maybe a teeny corner.

What about men who basically are feminists in practice 'cause they've got a good attitude and that, but don't go on about being a feminist? Is that what we mean by nice guys?

Steven. ""Best hair at Unison conference""
Posts: 1625 Joined: 27-06-06 Location: London
21 January, 2008 - 11:23

conor, you got a blog here? if not i'll set you one up and you should put all your graphs in it

lucy_parsons "Cunt saboteur"
Posts: 309 Joined: 13-05-05 Location: Manchester
21 January, 2008 - 11:27

This is my favourite version of the bench press:

I call it the Bench Slump.

arf
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21 January, 2008 - 14:09

grace is right. many (most?) "nice guys" are sex pests.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 14:12

That's the bench Revol does. In his boxers. In his living room. At 4pm. Every day.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 14:14
arf wrote:
grace is right. many (most?) "nice guys" are sex pests.

Wrong. Those nice guys you're on about are either "male feminists" or "chariable guys".
I'll include an operationalsation of temrs in my revised research.

weeler "The wind that shakes Nathan Barley"
Posts: 6551 Joined: 25-09-05 Location: Dublin
21 January, 2008 - 14:16
arf wrote:
grace is right. many (most?) "nice guys" are sex pests.

They're not nice guys then, they're sex pests covering it up with the pretence of being nice guys, possibly male feminists or some other subset.

xConorx "facts tend to cloud my judgement"
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21 January, 2008 - 14:18

Exactly. the category "nice guy" by definition, excludes sex pests you idiots.

Grace "Christ, I'd rather just have the semen"
Posts: 1520 Joined: 19-07-05 Location: Oxford/Ipswich
21 January, 2008 - 14:21

So I'm guessing by "nice guys" you mean "guys who would be sex pests if they thought they could get away with it but are too scared".

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