Never mind the super casinos...

Submitted by Nemo on 3 October, 2006 - 12:44.

...it's the TV people ought to be worried about.

On Freeview there are currently two 24/7 "Quiz" channels, and at least three other channels that show "Quiz" shows in the wee hours (plus ITV duplicate their channel on ITV1 though the night for anyone without Freeview). Add to this phone in competitions on various programs, and you have a gambler's paradise. No doubt cable and satellite are worse, having more channels.

I've only watched them a few times (though I've never played them) and have noticed a few things. Despite trying to appear ethical they have blatantly targeted children. On one channel, someone who was obviously a kid phoned in, and the host asked them if they were over 18, and the kid said "yes" in a squeaky voice, and they were allowed to continue. Another show encouraged people to phone in quick so you don't stay up late and miss school in the morning (and I'm guessing they weren't talking about teachers). (A few years back someone I know's kids racked up a huge phone bill by calling in to competitions on the Saturday kids programs, without their parents' permission. It was hundreds of pounds, and they are not exactly rolling in money.)

The host on one I watched last night talked about how if you are on a "minimum wage" (her words) you should phone in because you could win more than you could earn in a week. But don't worry if you don't get through, you can phone in "as many times as you like!" For 75p a call! More for mobiles. (The phone in competition on Deal or No Deal encourages people to phone in up to 30 times.)

Also, they seem to be somewhat rigged. The host's job seems to be to stall for as long as possible, to rack up enough money to pay for the prize. Last night one question ran for over half an hour (and I switched in part way through, so I don't know how long it ran before that, and I switched off before it finished), and put about a dozen people though on air in the time I was watching. 12*0.75 =/= £250.

They are clearly targetting vulnerable people: kids ("don't want to be late for school"), low paid workers ("minimum wage"), the unemployed (who the fuck watches TV at 4am on a weekday?), and gamblers ("phone in as many times as you like").

People keep saying that TV is as bad as it used to be, people just don't remember the shit. But it's now getting to the level of complete bollocks. See if you can solve this puzzle on ITV Play last night for £5000 (+ £1000 for a friend) that was on air for over 10 minutes...

ITV Play wrote:
Name the animal...

[ ]HEESE
[ ]RANGE
[ ]ORLD

Anyone? "I'll give you as clue: it's got three letters. Think of an animal with three letters. If you don't know what it is just phone in and have a guess..."

[/rant]

3 October, 2006 - 13:17

have you ever seen the one where it says "add the numbers up" and the sum is something like:

six+4=
2x10=
2--five=

you pressume the answer will be 37 but people are ringing in and saying stuff like "is it thirty million two hundred and fourteen?"

they must be making a packet cus the prizes appear rather large, almost tempting when you get back from a night out and theyre waving thousands of pounds in your face if you can think of a word associated with the word "stop".

More to the point they take up two whole terrestrial channels at 2 am, utter disgrace!

3 October, 2006 - 13:26

There was one where you had to guess how many triangles were on screen. There were obviously 20ish-40ish, but someone phoned in and said three, and the host said there were way more than three. Later someone phoned in and said four. roll eyes

3 October, 2006 - 13:38

its so bad, i dont even find it amusing when stoned!

3 October, 2006 - 13:38
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Despite trying to appear ethical they have blatantly targeted children.

Here in Austria we have a little more decency than that. The host is usually a woman in a bikini drawing pictures on large tablets of paper and you have to call in and guess what she's drawing for 0,65 per minute (they normally put you on hold for about five minutes or so). After about 22.30 the show becomes a little more high-brow and she takes the top off the bikini (I guess it gets in the way of the drawing).

3 October, 2006 - 13:49

The hosts always seem to be goodlooking, mostly female, and flirt with the viewer, but they haven't sunk quite that low yet. At least not on the quiz shows.

There was some stupid late night gameshow, must have been on last year, where women have to rate themselves in order of various physical attributes, while in another room a group of men also rate the women. The women win a prize if they correctly guess how the men will rate them. They have to line up in order of biggest boobs (say), while an oriental woman (who is dressed like some kind of Vietnamese Madam, and talks in a "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" sort of way) parades up and down giving a commentary. One of the most bizarre things I have seen for a long time.

3 October, 2006 - 15:28

What about Greggles, he's the best ITV host.
The thing I notice the most is that people keep ringing in with the same bloody guesses. They usually try to take a call every 5 to 10 minutes as far as I can tell.
These things are a rip off, but if people really think that they'll work then you can't help them.
TV shopping is another matter, I was tempted by a set of towels in Egyptian cotton smile

edit: Thane Direct is the most awesome company ever. The infomercials for the Magic bullet and the Do All Disc are two of the finest pieces of television ever.
The magic bullet one is scarily reminiscent of Dr. Nick's Juice Loosener.

3 October, 2006 - 15:30
jef costello wrote:
Dr. Nick's Juice Loosener.

Fucking hell, I want one just for the name. I don't care what it is.

3 October, 2006 - 15:35

I once saw the tv advertisement for a food mixer called "The Magic Bullet." It was one of the most entertaining fake dinner parties I ever saw. The alcoholic guy with the Hawaiian shirt was hilarious.

3 October, 2006 - 15:44
Refused wrote:
Fucking hell, I want one just for the name. I don't care what it is.

Simpsons I'm afraid.

That dinner party is cool ghostzart. I think I prefer the way they try to sell the health benefits though. Scarily reminiscent of:

Homer Simpson wrote:
Gotta buy juicer, gotta drink juice, lose weight, won't get chest pains answering the phone any more.

3 October, 2006 - 20:08

Sun n' Run - The suntan lotion that's also a laxative