New Scientist - 'British Cum Queens'
In the latest New Scientist there's an article about female ejaculation.
But meh whatever, what's lol is that the opening sentence contains 'British Cum Queens'
I didn't want to google it in work, so I did anyway, and it stars Ben Dover according to the search results.
And then it has some stuff about feminists and stuff.
One works in the office next to me. She's lovely
female ejaculation is teh reals, i've watched enough videos to know
female ejaculation is teh reals, i've watched enough videos to know
i told your ma the bottom of the sock drawer was not a safe place to keep them!
One works in the office next to me. She's lovely
she's obviously filthy
'today i am researching men's willies'
Nope, she did that domination mistressy thing for her thesis. I can ask her if she is researching cocks later if you want to get in touch tho?
nope I'm grand thanks
dee wrote:
One works in the office next to me. She's lovelyshe's obviously filthy
'today i am researching men's willies'
she would deffo say 'cocks' as its more science. 'todays experiment is to see how many i can cram into me'. etc.
legit experiment
'todays experiment is to see how many i can cram into me'. etc.
Everyone knows that one, what's the point of an experiment? You can find it in 30 seconds on t'internet.
Replication Dee, replication.
I think you'll find it has been replicated, double checked, given the ethical once over (possibly)and done for a laugh several times.So I think the need for another experiment is unnecessary. unless there's a surplus in the budget that has to be used up. In which case, go for it.
1001 experiments is better than 1000
how do you know its only been done 1,000 times?
Oh, I See " 1,001 Experiments a Boy can do"
fair enough
The first 1000 people may have neglected to stuff the urethra, rookie mistake.
sure why not have another sexy science article
http://www.plosone.org/article/info
oi/10.1371/journal.pone.0007595
Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time[/url]
It says it's been moved!
Bats prolong sex with head, my world has been turned upside down!
fuck, even bats are getting more than me
"Our observations are the first to show regular fellatio in adult animals other than humans.We found that female short-nosed fruit bats C. sphinx lick their mate's penis regularly during copulation, and that each second of licking results in approximately 6 extra seconds of copulation. Copulations also last longer if licking occurs than when no licking takes place."
"The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male's penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina"
But the boy bats don't reciprocate? lazy fuckers.
Its hard to reciprocate during penetration.
Its hard to reciprocate during penetration.
That's what a threesome's for.
Its hard to reciprocate during penetration.
They could at least make the effort beforehand. Or be nice after - the article says the females sometimes stay close after - probably looking for a cuddle.
Don't blame me, I was late for work this morning due to cuddling. Of course, they're all fruit bats by the time I'm done with them...
"snowy owls"
WHO is the real sick man in this so-called 'society'?
Is it the man, who after a hard day's work, likes nothing better thn to sit down in front of his computer, whip his kecks down and crack one off to some fruit bat porn....?
...OR is is the business man, in his suit and tie?
"snowy owls"
"I'll binge on your minge if ye smoke the white owl"
Sid The Sexist, Newcastle Upon Tyne, 198?
But the boy bats don't reciprocate? lazy fuckers.
this kind of attitude is probably what's holding you back.
Possibly.






it also contain a reference to 'The International Journal of Sexology'
Oh what do you do for a living?
I am a scientist
oh sweet, what sort of scientist
a sex scientist, or 'sexologist' is the proper name
really!? wow, i didn't know they existed!
they didn't until i made it up, because I am a pervert who just wants to look at pure filth all day
you dirty dirty bastard