New Zealand Beware!

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Maloney wrote:
yous are all wankers anyway...Good stuff.

When yous are sitting in some smelly bar in a smelly city like London, Belfast or Dublin, talking shit on libcom I will relaxing on a beach and utilising everything NZ has to offer. Then moving onto Australia...

My Ireland top and Belfast accent will work magic with the ladies..

http://www.newzealand.com/travel/UK-Ireland/

lol.

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Maloney wrote:
My Ireland top and Belfast accent will work magic with the ladies..

How are you going to hide your face and personality though?

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I am planning a new make over. I am not moving country for nothing..

Dont worry I will send yous all a nice post card when I get some time. There are just so many places to see and visit in NZ and Australia..Not to mention the adventures..

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You trollin?

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Maloney wrote:
I am planning a new make over.


Tell them your name is handsome bob.

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Tell them to vote no to EU and show them your WSM link.

~J.

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FULL LIBCOM SHOCK
Maloneybobbymicky5grahamjohn09 could be actually staying at mine in London for a night on his way to NZ!

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Choccy wrote:
FULL LIBCOM SHOCK
Maloneybobbymicky5grahamjohn09 could be actually staying at mine in London for a night on his way to NZ!

Hide your fridge!

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In fairness, pretty much everyone I know (male and female) in NZ thinks the Irish accent is the best/sexiest in the world - its a really common opinion over here.

The NZ accent is fucking horrific though...

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I quite like Flight of the Conchords

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Asher wrote:
In fairness, pretty much everyone I know (male and female) in NZ thinks the Irish accent is the best/sexiest in the world - its a really common opinion over here.

The NZ accent is fucking horrific though...

if anyone has sex with bobby your pretend country will ever live it down

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Lol @ Antipodeans.

I have this theory that you're all paying us back for shipping over our antisocials 200 years ago by shipping back your antisocials to West London. Someone find the Peep Show episode with the Australian girl, THAT.

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MARKO'S GOT A CHUB-ON

MARKO! COME AND LICK LINDSEY'S ARSEHOLE... IT'S CLEAN!

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Asher wrote:
In fairness, pretty much everyone I know (male and female) in NZ thinks the Irish accent is the best/sexiest in the world - its a really common opinion over here.

The NZ accent is fucking horrific though...

I know. I am gonna dress myself in an Irish tricolour..

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Irish accent: farty darty hennessy shoughnessy where's me shaleylee tura lura fields of athenrye
English accent: I say pip pip cheerio stiff upper lip my lad innit.
NZ accent: ??

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Please print this thread, highlight the parts where Maloney says he is going to lay all of your women and stick it up at your offices.

Although, if you don't have any bigoted Eastern European women it might be slim pickings for him.

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Vlad336 wrote:
NZ accent: ??

i thought it was like an australian accent, but less so
edit; second try, the capcha asked me for 2+2 and i wrote 4 and it said that was wrong and simplified to 1+0

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petey wrote:
the capcha asked me for 2+2 and i wrote 4 and it said that was incorrect

it was obviously making an Orwell reference. It's not just a dumb string of code you know; it has feelings.

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Bobby does not have an 'Irish' accent in the sense that NZ'ers would recognise. He talks like a west Belfast spide, it isnt the same.

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When I met him I thought he was English trying to put an accent on to fool me.

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After todays haircut the only thing I will be pulling in NZ is my own wire. At least I had a threesome on saturday to make up for it...

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You deezer and who?

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Maloney wrote:
After todays haircut the only thing I will be pulling in NZ is my own wire. At least I had a threesome on saturday to make up for it...

If you're trying to be Alan you need to swear and insult hipsters.
If you're trying to be weeler you need some ridiculous clothing, cocktails and to not be lying.

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I love the way you guys pronounce three. I would slip that into as many convos as I could if i was blessed with such an accent.

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MALONEYGRAHAMMICKY5JOHN09BOBBY IS TALKING BOLLOCKS AS USUAL

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Maloney wrote:
After todays haircut

What, the same westie spide haircut you've had ever since we've known you?

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Full what if: Maloney had a threesome with John 09 and Graham05!

(I guess that means you lie on both arms so they both go numb)

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Steven. wrote:
Full what if: Maloney had a threesome with John 09 and Graham05!

(I guess that means you lie on both arms so they both go numb)

What would Bobby and Micky5 say if they heard maloney was cheating with his other multiple personalities?!!!?

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BELFAST WSM RELEASE STATEMENT

Effective from midnight tonight, the Belfast WSM will be no more. Speaking from Kelly's Cellars, founder Bobby/micky5/john09/graham/Maloney made the following statement:

"After a year agus a half's GOOD STUFF, the Belfast Branch of the WSM will cease all activities as of midnight tonight, 8 Oct 2009. Here is a wsm link. Both of us will continue to battle against MDMA becaue it is full of poseurs.

Both of us are aware that this will leave little mark on the political landscape of Belfast. Both of us are proud of the GOOD STUFF talks we arranged such as the bi-monthly 'building anarchism' talk for which Dublin members were regularly bused-up and we sometimes had to cancel. Here is a WSM link.

Sometimes it is time to call it quits or to leave as if there is no debate there is only childish debate! As I say 'if you can't stand the heat get out of the fryin pan!
We would like to thank Dublin-based WSM members for getting the 7am bus to Belfast for MayDay agus for following our requests not to speak to members of ORANGISE who would not even kill a tout! Here is a WSM link. Deezer only did half the course!

Both of us are proud that Belfast WSM were the first all-Catholic anarchist group in north of Ireland history. Here is a WSM link. You would be surprised how much of an insurrectionist tendency there is!

Come to a leaving meeting in the Culturlann."

Bobby/Micky5/john09/graham/maloney
Belfast Ogra WSM