No one's mentioned kiddy fiddlers for a while...
Oct 23 2008
Libcom's not just the same. So here's a rapper who will never break in the UK:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2227619
I've also seen a producer called The Nonce. It's on an Aceyalone album and he gives a shout out to 'The World Ultimate Nonces'. lolllllllllllllll.
Oct 23 2008
#2
nonce jokes died the day fritzl won the nobel peace prize.
luckily, that didn't happen.
Oct 23 2008
#3
Well, that's not as absurd as it sounds given that Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin were all previous nominees.
I think we owe it to Herr Fritzl to write en masse to Egil Olli an nominate him.
Oct 23 2008
#4
My CRB check came through today, so I am a certified non-paedo. I also passed my QTS tests last week so there's also proof that I can read and count.
Oct 23 2008
#5
fuck off with the paedo threads, we are emotionally bonding in the psych thread
Oct 23 2008
#6
jef costello wrote:
My CRB check came through today, so I am a certified non-paedo. I also passed my QTS tests last week so there's also proof that I can read and count.
QTS tests are a fuckin joke
like literally, I can't believe they make people take them
"we know you have a degree and everything, but can you still do some sums and comprehension for us?"
Although quite a few manage to fail them, especially numeracy, first-time.
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200708/cmhansrd/cm081006/text/81006w0109.htm
Oct 23 2008
#7
"By the way you know how you had to find your old GCSE certificates, you know, the same qualification you'll be teaching to children and trying to persuade them is worthwhile. Well that's not actually enough to prove that you can read and count."
I found the ICT one a bit difficult, because it's a bit counterintuitive, if I'd done a practise one I'd have aced it.
Oct 23 2008
#8
Yeah i know people who had to pay to get GCSE certificates sent out to them
That's a good point for discussion actually - who would be in YOUR World Ultimate Nonces?