Now this is research...

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dee
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Sod's law dictates that as soon as I get close to finishing the gut-wrenching mind-numbing uselessness that is my PhD, a really interesting research project pops up:

We are Researchers who are investigating the variation and evolution of female body shape. Human
breasts are unusual as other primates have swollen breasts only when breastfeeding. Studying this unique characteristic is very difficult, as no-one knows what the *average* breast looks like. It is surprising
that we know very little about the natural variation present among women. We want to change this.

We would like to create a database of images to test different theories relating to the appearance of breasts. We need images that look as natural as possible and this means that the images need to be based on real breast measurements

We are looking for female volunteers who would be willing to take photographs of their breasts and then upload the photographs onto a specially designed website for us to collect them (there are guidance
instructions on the website)

Now this is social science

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Hunny, erm this is probably just a bunch of bored maths geeks who actually want to see tits for once. sorry for bursting your social science bubble, pictures of cocks though, thats real research

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Basically it says:
'please send us pictures of your baps'
subtle lads, subtle

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FHM did something similar about ten years ago.

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science says "TITS OR GTFO".

dee
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But this was in a university approved mailing to members of staff.

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You'd think given the centuries-long obsession with bewbs we'd have learned everything there is to know about them.

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Rob Ray wrote:
You'd think given the centuries-long obsession with bewbs we'd have learned everything there is to know about them.

poof

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Bad Science! Naughty Science! angry

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Oh I’m a fan of bewbs don’t get me wrong, I’m just saying there’s got to be a limit to how much research there is left to do. With the search for the smallest form of matter used in the creation of bewbs coming close to a conclusion with the LHC, there may be nothing left to learn.

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Oh I’m a fan of bewbs don’t get me wrong, I just prefer anal sex in a church.

batty boy.

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Bewbs.

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Rob Ray wrote:
Anything that benefits breasts is fine by me.
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jef costello wrote:
Rob Ray wrote:
Oh I’m a fan of bewbs don’t get me wrong, I just prefer anal sex in a church.

batty boy.

On occasion, yes cool

dee
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I suppose I could keep digital pictures of my breasts on a mammary stick for future use..... I'll go now. embarrassed

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There are tons of websites on the internet where you can find pictures of natural female breasts, why do they need women to upload theirs special?

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treeofjudas wrote:
There are tons of websites on the internet where you can find pictures of natural female breasts, why do they need women to upload theirs special?

I think its pretty obvious why. I think I will send them some original content.