Nuns to get their religious baps out

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BBC Priest to hold nun beauty pageant
Well, they aren't actually going to get their baps out, cos only God, and his Son Jesus H Christ, and the Holy Spirit are allowed to see nuns' baps. Oh and other nuns, in the nun showers.

But anyway, aye this dirty oul priest is organising a 'lovely nuns' competition:

An Italian priest says he is organising the world's first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour.
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He is asking nuns to send their photos to him, saying that internet users will then choose the winner.
Father Rungi stressed that nuns were not being invited to parade in bathing suits, saying it will be up to them whether they pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.

Dirty bastard.

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We all know what it takes to win a beauty pageant...

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jesus christ!

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Serious though, the nun showers exist - they are in that there 'Nuns on the Run' film.

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xConorx wrote:
jesus christ!

That photo proves beyond doubt that there is no god.

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notch8 wrote:
xConorx wrote:
jesus christ!

That photo proves beyond doubt that there is no god.

Oh come on. You evidentially haven't seen anal pumps.

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dare i ask?

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Zazaban wrote:
anal pumps.

???
Pictures, please?

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oh yeah cos nuns can't have any sexuality
way to repress women Julie, nice one

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i tried to delete my comment (for some reason) but i couldn't... so i replaced it with a dot. :S

nuns aren't women though... confused

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:(

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Ju-Ju-Ju-Julie Anne wrote:
nuns aren't women though... confused

nuns are transvestites?! eek

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radicalgraffiti wrote:
Ju-Ju-Ju-Julie Anne wrote:
nuns aren't women though... confused

nuns are transvestites?! eek

they aren't real people.

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Jenni wrote:
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NO! I looked at nun scat porn for nothing!!

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if something sounds too good to be true is generally is. sad
i was looking forward to voting for my favourite nun.

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I'll never look at a nun the same again.

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we should have our own nun beauty pageant here and post nun pix and then decide a winner.

white nun has nice cheekbones but looks jaundiced. black nun is pretty from the side but looks sad.
black nun wins.

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white nun looks like a slightly prettier Davey Havok, black nun is much prettier.

whitey fails.

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NUNS: Loaded and cocked for any hard rock.

Cant pick a winner, I'd probably tell any woman she was hot if she was waving a sawn-off at me....

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I think this is what Father Rungi really had in mind.

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notch8 wrote:
Zazaban wrote:
anal pumps.

???
Pictures, please?

They're NSFW. I don't know if it's a good idea to post them.

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notch8 wrote:
NUNS: Loaded and cocked for any hard rock.

Cant pick a winner, I'd probably tell any woman she was hot if she was waving a sawn-off at me....

doh, they aren't sawn-off's they are rifles roll eyes

You are now officially disqualified from membership of the Orangise! armed wing.

And Julie Anne is right nuns are not really women, they are wisened up old hags, witches of Catholicism and should all be burned at the stake. Er, maybe...

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Boulcolonialboy wrote:
notch8 wrote:
NUNS: Loaded and cocked for any hard rock.

Cant pick a winner, I'd probably tell any woman she was hot if she was waving a sawn-off at me....

doh, they aren't sawn-off's they are rifles roll eyes

You are now officially disqualified from membership of the Orangise! armed wing.

And Julie Anne is right nuns are not really women, they are wisened up old hags, witches of Catholicism and should all be burned at the stake. Er, maybe...

I never said them nuns had sawn-offs, I said I would tell a woman she was hot if she waved a sawn-off at me.

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This thread is nsfw

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coke ur doin it rong!!