People who need to wind their fucking necks in

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Rafa Benitez
Serious, STFU you wanker. Youse won FUCK ALL this season, you are a twat, all your players are twats. 'Sometimes the best team does not win'
Eh you mean like winning doing the Euro/prem.league double last year, winning league for 3rd yr in a row, CarlingCup, World Club championship and getting to the Champions League final this year?
So lets tally this up:

United:
League (3rd yr in a row)
Carling Cup
World Club c'ship
Champion's League Final

Liverpool:
FUCK ALL

Yeah, yeah, the 'best team' definitely were hard done by.

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A brief tour of teh internetz suggests that, for most computer literate United fans, winning the league is primarily fuel for their bilious rants against Liverpool. The best team always wins the league, end of. Try to stop choking on Benitez´s press releases long enough to enjoy it, eh?
Forza Barce!

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wink
yeah but he's such a ballbag

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And your man Alex is a model of charm and integrity.
To own fans: "fuck off and support Chelsea then".
Blert.
wink

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Yeah to be honest Fergie and Rafa deserve each other. Both utterly shameless cunts. Mind you, Wenger's a delusional with an apparent persecution complex. sad

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United are so fuckin amazing.

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Liverpool's best Premier League season: 2nd, no trophies.

Well done, you are now Newcastle.

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Bob Savage wrote:
Liverpool's best Premier League season: 2nd, no trophies.

Well done, you are now Newcastle.

European Champions

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Bob Savage wrote:
Liverpool's best Premier League season: 2nd, no trophies.

Well done, you are now Newcastle.

Sky invented football I agree.

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Liverpool Liverpool how did you fare?
You beat us twice but no trophies there
Don't be sad, and don't have a moan
Tune in next Wednesday to watch us in Rome

18 titles and that's a fact
and maybe the Champion's League back-to-back
I'm glad to admit that I am a scouse hater
and you'll win fuck all with that fat spanish waiter!

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Choccy wrote:
Liverpool Liverpool how did you fare?
You beat us twice but no trophies there
Don't be sad, and don't have a moan
Tune in next Wednesday to watch us in Rome

18 titles and that's a fact
and maybe the Champion's League back-to-back
I'm glad to admit that I am a scouse hater
and you'll win fuck all with that fat spanish waiter!

You know what song you're inviting here....

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Your hair is yellow...

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No...runway, snow...that one.

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Haha I had GG in my head though

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na even though its a little bit out of date considering mental premiership ticket prices the best ones still
''Sign on, Sign on, with pen in your hand
And you'll never get a job....you'll neee-verrr gettt a jobbb''

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notch8 wrote:
No...runway, snow...that one.

It's good to see that the fall through the divisions hasn't changed Leeds fans one bit, just as hideous as ever.

Still it's a classy club that changes it's shirt to emulate Real Franco.

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Unlike Man U fans of course with their charming songs about Hillsborough.

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One song can´t be used to justify the other, never ceases to depress me. It´s not club specific, it´s divvy specific.

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United got totally ripped. Fucking losers.

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Yep, much better team won in the end sad

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Was a boring game, though. The praying mantis which flew in half-way through to watch it with us was a lot more interesting, as were the sausages.

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yeah was a shit game, United just bottled it after conceding, I've never seen them so nervous or shaken by a single goal, however early

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From what I remember of Britain. The majority of man united fans are a bunch of glorified glory hunters.

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what is a 'glorified glory hunter'?
an inauthentic glory hunter?

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I only saw the second half because I had to work. But Tevez looked like the only Man U player with any life on offense. Why aren't they starting him? Also what's with anarchists feeling obliged to support Barcelona? Is it the historic associations with the city? Please tell me it's not the UNICEF logo.

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'on offense'?
lol dickhead americans wink

anarchists support Barca because they are mostly stupid cunts, it's basically the same as supporting StPauli.

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Barca is from teh Spainz where they had the anarchiez!!! What the fuck did Manchester ever do (except being the crime capital of Britain)?

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'oh we only support lefty football teams'
FUCK OFF

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i liked barca before i was a lefty.

but i do have a barca shirt with 'durruti 36' on the back.

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teams I support IRL:
Rangers
Linfield
Chelsea
Lazio
Poland
Real Madrid
The Nazis

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I fucking hate Man U and Barcelona, the only outcome Id have been happy with was if a plane had crashed into the stadium and killed everyone.