Personality defect test
Apr 11 2008
Anyone ever do this? I think it was on some other thread but can't find it.
Apparently I'm a "Hand-Raiser" according to the Personality Defect Test.
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion.
You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people....
That bit makes me sound fucking amazing - even I'd want to hang out with me 
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility - Your exact opposite is the Brute. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.
Hmmm I was always a smart-arse with an answer for everything who couldn't shut-up and pissed teachers off. I knew the teachers were annoyed by me but I couldn't just sit there whole people talked shite - I had to say something!
Jesus those personality tests are such a load of shite.
Apr 12 2008
#2
Looks like I'm supposed to get alone with you, xConorx...
Quote:
Your Score: Robot
You are 100% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
I agree with some bits, but certainly not others - I wouldn't say I "lack emotion", and I'm pretty positive I do have a personality...I am quite logical/rational though. My arrogance percentage should prob be higher too, to be honest.
Apr 12 2008
#3
I'm the robot.
Apr 12 2008
#4
this test is bullshit, i got robot and i'm not rational at fucking all, well not in my personal life or own head.
Apr 12 2008
#5
yeah and I'm not extrovert, in real life, well I suppose 57% is fair, cos when I get to know people I'm a show-off. Oh Refused, Robot, nice.
Asher, yeah we can hang but I'm not a bummer like.
There's no fucking way Revol is a Robot.
Apr 12 2008
#6
Yeah, revol68's no robot. I'm not sure how I feel about me being one.
Apr 12 2008
#7
Refused wrote:
Yeah, revol68's no robot. I'm not sure how I feel about me being one.
Yeah Hand-Raiser is fucking way better than Robot.
You're way too much of an emo fruit to be a robot
you are very gentle and lack emotion,
"OH I'm ugly no girls like me..."
Apr 12 2008
#8
I reckon Conor is definitely a hand-raiser, its just how I imagine him to be. I'm not surprised most of you are 'robots', cuz you're all fucking atheists.
As for me:
As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.
Don't understand how I got that, I don't reckon I'm extroverted. I am self-obsessed and talk shit though, so fair enough.
Apr 12 2008
#9
So you prefer to rely on instinct and blind prejudice, just like Stewart Lee's taxi-driver.
I definitely am a hand raiser though.
Apr 12 2008
#10
xConorx wrote:
"OH I'm ugly no girls like me..."
I did not say that.
Apr 12 2008
#11
You did, and we had to re-assure you in as non-bent a way as possible, that you are not ugly.
Apr 12 2008
#12
I said I was ugly, I didn't say the second part. However, I have re-evaluated my position and come to the conclusion that I'm fairly average looking.
Apr 12 2008
#13
Yeah, that's it, mediocrity's where it's at
Apr 12 2008
#14
FUCKin hell.
Apr 13 2008
#15
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
This, apparrently, is how I roll. It also said however that I was 71% Brutal, which in my opinion is some sort of achivement. Note also the bit about the shooting rampage; get yo' vests befo' the next bookfair, bitches.
Apr 13 2008
#16
P.S. as xconorx will confirm, I carried out this test while under the influence of strong drink, which may have skewed the results. Not the shooting rampage bit tho', all y'all gonna feel da blast.
Apr 13 2008
#17
* Welcome, Ankylokid |
Your Score: Class Clown
You are 42% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose...
I really need to stop thinking so literally...
Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying, sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking hyperactive monkey, you'd do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Robot.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.
Hey guys
Heh a fair few of you are robots and i am your opposite - let battle commence! 
Tho how can i oppose robots when i love them so? 
I guess opposites attract. 
I don't fully concur with my profile... yeah i like to be the joker in the pack but hate toilet humour and i don't have a penis.
Bit lame i had to join a dating site tho.. still, cool name eh? They wouldn't accept LW or any variants thereof so i chose this after the dino thread when Bugbear, Grace and I all came out as ankylokids! So the first thing anyone new would learn about me is that i love dinos - a deal maker or breaker i should think!
Love
LW XX
PS Conor - you are like a talkative lil calculator then eh? Sounds quite accurate - puts me in mind tho of Talky Toaster in Red Dwarf.
Apr 13 2008
#18
notch8 wrote:
P.S. as xconorx will confirm, I carried out this test while under the influence of strong drink, which may have skewed the results. Not the shooting rampage bit tho', all y'all gonna feel da blast.
yeah you had been drinking for about 8 hrs before you went home and you also informed me what a deep-throat drink was.
The bit about the shooting rampage is amazing - someday you should do it, for a laugh.
Apr 13 2008
#19
I'm the handraiser, this bit is sad but true:
Quote:
So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others.
but i suppose the reverse is true - ie. people who aren't chatty make me feel a bit nervous....what are they thinking etc? actually i don't care.
Apr 13 2008
#20
A lot of the options were rubbish. That test was shit.
Apr 13 2008
#21
Mate there were only two options a question weren't there? actually no there weren't, never mind.
Apr 13 2008
#22
I've changed my mind, the test is brilliant and completely 100% accurate.
Apr 13 2008
#23
cool, well at least my personality is sorted. sartre eat my shorts.
Apr 13 2008
#24
"yes, eat all of our shirts"
Apr 13 2008
#25
Career Aptitude Normalising Test.
Apr 14 2008
#26
Did the test again for reliability purposes and apparently I'm now a schoolyard bully. This test is rubbish.
*When it talks about anger, does it mean feeling anger or displaying it?
*A lot of the rationality questions are biased towards giving a pro irrationality answer, as in "do you think rationality is more important that feeling?" or whatever. if you answer no to that then it puts you down as irrational, even though you may think they are equally important.
*What does humble mean? I'm not sure its the opposite or arrogant. Someone told me that it means not being vain and stuff. what if i'm vain but i hate myself?
Apr 14 2008
#27
I'm the elitist twat
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.
Apr 15 2008
#28
You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Braggart.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.
*
Apr 15 2008
#29
I can only argue that that must be my alter-ego or something. Maybe I'm like that when I'm drunk cos I'm sure as hell not like that day to day
Apr 15 2008
#30
I knew you'd get something amazing.
85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
Well that's not what you want to hear, luckily it refused jef costello as a name so I'm registered as xconorx
And it's obviously bollocks because it describes the 'emo' type as being humble.