Poor Jack.

clever, so what network are you on revol?

So did you deliver the virgin to Jack as promised?

I'm impressed at how the kid can poo through his trousers.

Perhaps, like Jack, he always carries a spare pair of trousers in case of accidents.

He told you about that as well?

I've seen it happen. At SolFed national conference, he spilled his lunch all over his trousers, but reappeared shortly afterwards wearing a different pair.

Oh right I thought you meant something else.

I don't know if I'm allowed to tell.

Yeah I thought it was libcom policy to publicly embarrass Jack whenever possible.

Generally when you tell someone about shitting your pants, it's a given that they're not allowed to tell.