Proven by Science. 
Posh people prettier
Beautiful women marry 'up'. Big suprise.
My experience as a delivery boy backs this up...the nicer the house; the smaller, prettier, and blonder the woman answering the door.
The smallest, prettiest, blondest woman I ever delivered to was in a mini-mansion behind not one but two different gates with different passcodes. She broke down into such a helpless whiny bitch (saying the egg rolls were spring rolls even though they weren't) that when she turned her back, her husband slipped me a $20 and mouthed the words 'Run. Now.'
I shit you not.
I ran out the door, jumped over the moat, dodged the two Lexuses (Lexi?) in the driveway, got in my car and got the hell out of there. The full moon made it a pretty surreal experience. It was also my last delivery ever.
xConorx wrote:
Westminster topped the list
Yeah so all you tramps who live in shit parts of London are bootbags.
This 100% true.
Obviously I've picked the wrong week to move from Westminster to Lambeth... I don't suppose the facial disfigurement required can be deferred for a few weeks until I find somewhere in the handsome part of town again?
thanks Saii. It was more to see what the Irish would come up with, as I can't be arsed to start a tedious thread on religion. This, I think, might wind them up as successfully....tho' I still don't understand why a Scot would have a Sinn Fein tattoo on his arm. Perhaps Weeler and xconorx could explain that to this stupid cunt. I'd be most grateful.
dee wrote:
thanks Saii. It was more to see what the Irish would come up with, as I can't be arsed to start a tedious thread on religion. This, I think, might wind them up as successfully....tho' I still don't understand why a Scot would have a Sinn Fein tattoo on his arm. Perhaps Weeler and xconorx could explain that to this stupid cunt. I'd be most grateful.
"He's" obviously a 'Free State' (ie Southern Irish) Celtic fan, yer not a stupid cunt at all dee. Free Stater's are ugly bastards, the only good looking people in the south are all immigrants, northerners, foreign students and tourists.
I have no idea why xconorx is backing up that other free state mexican weeler, other than he actually fancies weeler's ma (or more likely weeler) - who is in fact the person in the above photo.
Guardian
Westminster topped the list, with the City of London, Kensington and Chelsea and Greenwich ranked next most beautiful, according to the study in the journal Personality and Personal Differences. Those perceived to be least attractive were in Barking and Dagenham, Bromley, Newham and Haringey
Yeah so all you tramps who live in shit parts of London are bootbags.
This 100% true.