Pre-empting that cunt

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Right so before that wank Revol posts a pic of me holding Mara's pint, I am declaring it was Mara's pint, and he was off for one of his many pisses. No one makes a fool out of me mwahahahahha.

Drug-man Revol

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You put 2 "cans" in your revol loltwat. Are you pissed or something?

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oh jesus
I'll fix

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xConorx wrote:
oh jesus
I'll fix

Incoherent, unpunctuated post with inconsistent capitalisation.

Clearly the man's wasted.

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the button wrote:
xConorx wrote:
oh jesus
I'll fix

Incoherent, unpunctuated post with inconsistent capitalisation.

Clearly the man's wasted.

nah still hungover from last night!

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BASTARDS!

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"Warm eyes" became a running joke with me and my mates on friday. Conor on booze would be no different really.

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actually that picture of me holding booze looks pretty amazing
looks like I'm "having it" or I'm about to glass whoever's taking the picture.

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It looks pretty much like you've never held a pint before, tbh.

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I normally hold them like dirty-nappies when someone asks me to "mind their pint"
I should have spat in it.

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That'll learn em.

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the button wrote:
You put 2 "cans" in your revol loltwat. Are you pissed or something?

grin

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I'll be spitting in everyone's pints from now on - that will indeed "learn 'em" for exploiting my niceness and tricking me into holding their devil's buttermilk for them!!!

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xConorx wrote:
I normally hold them like dirty-nappies when someone asks me to "mind their pint"
I should have spat in it.

The next best thing happened - some of that shit popcorn was in it when I got back. That was £2.90 of my £270 remaining wasted there and then.

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Who eats popcorn after a night on the lash, though? You've only yourself to blame.

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A friend of ours.

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it wasn't popcorn ffs it was rainbow drops.

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Yeah that's much better.

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aw weren't the rainbow drops cute Revol wink

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Does he always have rainbow drops in the house so he can wow the girls with his childlike, winsome side?

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They're basically like sweet popcorn Revol "ffs". Remember, I ate these particular sweets outside a shop every Sunday on the same cold pavement that the Shankill Butchers slayed some of their victims when I was 4! Sugar and spice and all things nice!

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You really are a dark dark man.
If you take that personality defect test I bet you get the same result as Notch8 wink

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I'm just stating the facts. I'll not be doing any personality defect test..don't blind me with science etc.

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i reckon you'd come out "bitter psycho" wink

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I'm a gent. Just, don't push me.

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I wish we got a video of us jumping on that xylophone thing - it's just what the internet needs.

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I know, it was amazing. I found one of some emo kid on it and put it on Brazen City.

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man this thread is stupid. if revol posted the pictures i woulda just thought "oh, conor's cooler than he lets on then".

what the fuck man.

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Oh like I said, I look pretty amazing in that photo, i was too pre-emptive with my pre-emption.
Just imagine me glassing people.

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Glassing people is serious business.

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guydebordisdead wrote:
Glassing people is serious business.

I hear you left the WSM?