Pre-empting that cunt
Right so before that wank Revol posts a pic of me holding Mara's pint, I am declaring it was Mara's pint, and he was off for one of his many pisses. No one makes a fool out of me mwahahahahha.
Drug-man Revol

Booze-hound Mara
oh jesus
I'll fix
oh jesus
I'll fix
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Clearly the man's wasted.
xConorx wrote:
oh jesus
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Clearly the man's wasted.
nah still hungover from last night!
BASTARDS!
"Warm eyes" became a running joke with me and my mates on friday. Conor on booze would be no different really.
actually that picture of me holding booze looks pretty amazing
looks like I'm "having it" or I'm about to glass whoever's taking the picture.
It looks pretty much like you've never held a pint before, tbh.
I normally hold them like dirty-nappies when someone asks me to "mind their pint"
I should have spat in it.
That'll learn em.
You put 2 "cans" in your revol loltwat. Are you pissed or something?
I'll be spitting in everyone's pints from now on - that will indeed "learn 'em" for exploiting my niceness and tricking me into holding their devil's buttermilk for them!!!
I normally hold them like dirty-nappies when someone asks me to "mind their pint"
I should have spat in it.
The next best thing happened - some of that shit popcorn was in it when I got back. That was £2.90 of my £270 remaining wasted there and then.
Who eats popcorn after a night on the lash, though? You've only yourself to blame.
A friend of ours.
it wasn't popcorn ffs it was rainbow drops.
Yeah that's much better.
aw weren't the rainbow drops cute Revol
Does he always have rainbow drops in the house so he can wow the girls with his childlike, winsome side?
They're basically like sweet popcorn Revol "ffs". Remember, I ate these particular sweets outside a shop every Sunday on the same cold pavement that the Shankill Butchers slayed some of their victims when I was 4! Sugar and spice and all things nice!
You really are a dark dark man.
If you take that personality defect test I bet you get the same result as Notch8
I'm just stating the facts. I'll not be doing any personality defect test..don't blind me with science etc.
i reckon you'd come out "bitter psycho"
I'm a gent. Just, don't push me.
I wish we got a video of us jumping on that xylophone thing - it's just what the internet needs.
I know, it was amazing. I found one of some emo kid on it and put it on Brazen City.
man this thread is stupid. if revol posted the pictures i woulda just thought "oh, conor's cooler than he lets on then".
what the fuck man.
Oh like I said, I look pretty amazing in that photo, i was too pre-emptive with my pre-emption.
Just imagine me glassing people.
Glassing people is serious business.
Glassing people is serious business.
I hear you left the WSM?










You put 2 "cans" in your revol loltwat. Are you pissed or something?