Primmies whinge about Obama's election
Nov 6 2008
Because, as he has dark skin, he absorbs more light, thus wasting energy. John Zerzan has called for the abolishment of people with dark skin, as they are more wasteful than the evil whitey cuntheads. "It's not that I'm a racist," Zerzan says, "but they are a huge waste of energy. People need to see that black people are a techno-civillizational invention and need to be abolished for anarchy to exist. They should expect their bombs in the mail within the week."
Zerzan then returned to his mansion to eat his steak dinner.
In related news, Litter Against Racism is gaining a record number of adherents as the primmies realize that recycling is now no longer alternative enough.
Nov 6 2008
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Zazaban wrote:
Zerzan says, "but they are a huge waste of energy. People
he was misquoted...
Zerzan wrote:
but they are a huge waste of energy, people
all those calories to support brains capable of abstract/symbolic thought - it's a rape of Mother Nature!
Nov 6 2008
#3
Zerzan would be a much better meme than Zach Braff,
"I know some reformists will probably think this is harsh, but wheels are going to have to go in the new society. But come on, crawling isn't all bad."
- Primitivist John Zerzan on life after technology for the disabled
"I think one of the really attractive things about tribal life is that women always seem to have their baps out."
- Zerzan on pre-industrial tribal living
Nov 6 2008
#4
"I watched that film and I thought, yeh, this is exactly how things should be, surely a utopia worth striving for."
- John Zerzan on the jungle book
Nov 6 2008
#5
I just fixed my mp3 player using a knife just to spite them.
Nov 6 2008
#6
"I think we'd get on famously, I mean he's been far more successful than me in keeping the world's population down, and just look at the economy. What a guy."
- Zerzan on the outgoing President
Nov 6 2008
#7
He's also got a similar antipathy towards language.
Nov 6 2008
#8
"... "
- Zerzan, on language.
Nov 6 2008
#9
punctuation? Even worse, full stops are the overseers of the slave plantation that is language.
Nov 6 2008
#10
Collectively they are called an Ellipsis
Nov 6 2008
#11
Zerzan hates solidarity, even amongst the enemy.
Nov 7 2008
#12
Hay, We got along fine with you until Murray Trotsky came along and published his "communitarian" micro-bureaucratic technocracy manifesto.
Nov 7 2008
#13
I've never read him, it's just that after much deliberation I had no choice but to come to the conclusion that you're all insane. Really, I tried to accept you primmies, I did. But I gave up.
Nov 7 2008
#14
Have you read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn and The Culture of Make Believe by Derrick Jensen? They are the most inspirational pieces of anti-civ writing.
Nov 7 2008
#15
"Every morning when I awake I ask myself whether I should write or blow up a dam" - Derrick Jensen
I seem to remember him endorsing 'Pacifism as Pathology', the Ward Churchill essay. If he really believes that nonsense then he isn't someone anyone should be listening to. I have a copy of it somewhere but I can't find it, but I'm pretty sure Jensen wrote an introduction for it.
Nov 7 2008
#16
Global Dissident wrote:
Have you read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn and The Culture of Make Believe by Derrick Jensen? They are the most inspirational pieces of anti-civ writing.
You do know you wouldn't survive in a primmo society as a glasses wearer?
Nov 7 2008
#17
Tree wrote:
"Every morning when I awake I ask myself whether I should write or blow up a dam" - Derrick JensenI seem to remember him endorsing 'Pacifism as Pathology', the Ward Churchill essay. If he really believes that nonsense then he isn't someone anyone should be listening to. I have a copy of it somewhere but I can't find it, but I'm pretty sure Jensen wrote an introduction for it.
Says the guy who doesn't believe in objective reality and is completely disinterested in facts.
Nov 7 2008
#18
Tree told me that if he had a bomb he would blow up sexism.
Nov 7 2008
#19
Tree once told me, "my whole 'oh I'm a feminist' schtick is amazing. I mean, girls are so stupid, once you tell them you're a feminist and think sexism is wrong and mean and women should be like equal and all and I'm dead sensitive and into poetry and books, they're like all up on your nuts n shit. Stupid bitches"
Nov 7 2008
#20
his actual words to me
"tell them whatever they want, yeh - lets be equal, then ask them to suck on your boner"
Nov 7 2008
#21
Quiet lads, you'll give the game away
Nov 7 2008
#22
I'm going to objectively nutmeg you tonight conor, at least 5 times
BTW - I just read that response you left me on the films things ages ago
There's not really much point in continuing all that BUT, I never said anything like this and I honestly don't know why you think I did:
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that's odd because you did actually suggest CERN would cause the end of the world a few months back without a trace of irony, and then a comrade came in wearing a CERN jacket
I remember a comrade talking about it, and saying what do you think about all this end of the world crap that was being spouted around the tabloids, and I said "that's nonsense". Unless you're confusing me with someone else. I've never even seen anyone with a CERN jacket.
Nov 7 2008
#23
"You do know you wouldn't survive in a primmo society as a glasses wearer?"
I'll get the laser surgery. I'd estimate we still have a good 25 years before the shit really starts falling apart.
Nov 7 2008
#24
"I seem to remember him endorsing 'Pacifism as Pathology', the Ward Churchill essay. If he really believes that nonsense then he isn't someone anyone should be listening to. I have a copy of it somewhere but I can't find it, but I'm pretty sure Jensen wrote an introduction for it."
Yeah, Derrick did write the intro to the newest edition. What's wrong with him endorsing a critique of activists' self-righteous masochism (aka non-violence)?
Nov 7 2008
#25
Global Dissident wrote:
"You do know you wouldn't survive in a primmo society as a glasses wearer?"I'll get the laser surgery. I'd estimate we still have a good 25 years before the shit really starts falling apart.
Yep, screw all the future generations with myopia. Let 'em starve.
Nov 8 2008
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I'll get the laser surgery. I'd estimate we still have a good 25 years before the shit really starts falling apart.
Funny, I thought you were anti-technology and anti-civilisation.
Nov 8 2008
#27
Global Dissident wrote:
"I seem to remember him endorsing 'Pacifism as Pathology', the Ward Churchill essay. If he really believes that nonsense then he isn't someone anyone should be listening to. I have a copy of it somewhere but I can't find it, but I'm pretty sure Jensen wrote an introduction for it."Yeah, Derrick did write the intro to the newest edition. What's wrong with him endorsing a critique of activists' self-righteous masochism (aka non-violence)?
Basically Churchill quoted common sense, but then went all out and said we all need to move to ghettos or something at the end. I read it about a year ago so my memory on the whole thing is pretty shaky, but he definitely suggested something like that. So, does Jensen endorse that kind of thing?
Nov 8 2008
#28
RoyceChristian wrote:
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I'll get the laser surgery. I'd estimate we still have a good 25 years before the shit really starts falling apart.Funny, I thought you were anti-technology and anti-civilisation.
he is, it's abbreviated T.R.O.L.L.
Nov 8 2008
#29
I would have to compromise for the surgery under the understanding that it would make it easier to live with no technology at a later date.
Nov 8 2008
#30
Tree wrote:
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that's odd because you did actually suggest CERN would cause the end of the world a few months back without a trace of irony, and then a comrade came in wearing a CERN jacketI remember a comrade talking about it, and saying what do you think about all this end of the world crap that was being spouted around the tabloids, and I said "that's nonsense". Unless you're confusing me with someone else. I've never even seen anyone with a CERN jacket.
Na you really didn't, me and said comrade were pretty shocked at the nonsense you talked, and it all made sense when you revealed your up-its-own-arse hard on for useless poststructuralist bollocks.
Don't be stupid, by absorbing energy black people are limiting the effects of global warming.