Refused playing football
he played with me, Revol, and Mara tonight and put in a strong performance, good lad
he also saw my trademark flamboyant celebration, trash-talking, and Revol wearing a scarf the entire game
Refused dedicated his performance to a lovely waitress in a local coffee shop.
I dedicated mine to a recently-deceased drunk Belfast character
yeah cos you really looked like totti
Well i'm lazy, think too highly of myself and bottled the penalty, so I played like him atleast.
I love how I pushed Revol over for one of our goals and he knew not to whinge.
Players like me and Ronaldo get no protection, it's what we've come to expect.
You could record a monologue with the amount of shit-talking you get done in an hour on the pitch.
You could record a monologue with the amount of shit-talking you get done in an hour on the pitch.
I'm still hurting from missing that penalty against you, I needed that after I saved yours. Still atleast I stuck it wide rather than you saving it.
I manage to combine immense amounts of trash-talking AND produce results on the pitch.
I broke my 4 game goal drought with a hat-trick tonight. One with the left, one with the right and last was a header. I dedicate the goals to the girl I bought the Irish souvenirs for who cares so little about me that she forgot we were supposed to meet up on Saturday and texted me an hour beforehand to say so.
I broke my 4 game goal drought with a hat-trick tonight. One with the left, one with the right and last was a header. I dedicate the goals to the girl I bought the Irish souvenirs for who cares so little about me that she forgot we were supposed to meet up on Saturday and texted me an hour beforehand to say so.
what about the poor coffee shop girl?

We're worlds apart - it would never work.
awww
I missed football on saturday because members of conor's family made me stay up all night taking drugs, they are a bad lot.
I have a hard time believing anyone had to convince you to take drugs.
I missed football on saturday because members of conor's family made me stay up all night taking drugs, they are a bad lot.
yeah I'm like the flower that grew from the pot of dirt or some shit
revol68 wrote:
I missed football on saturday because members of conor's family made me stay up all night taking drugs, they are a bad lot.yeah I'm like the flower that grew from the pot of dirt or some shit
You are like a pot of dirt that grew out of another pot of dirt.
xConorx wrote:
revol68 wrote:
I missed football on saturday because members of conor's family made me stay up all night taking drugs, they are a bad lot.yeah I'm like the flower that grew from the pot of dirt or some shit
You are like a pot of dirt that grew out of another pot of dirt.
You're like the pile of horseshit in corner of the gypsy camp.
Must try harder conor.
To be fair, I laughed.
Nobody mentioned Refuseds' hatchet man sliding tackles in that game.
yeah no-one told him the unspoken "no slide tackles" rule
thug
no-one told him the unspoken
enough of your paradox!
yeah no-one told him the unspoken "no slide tackles" rule
thug
Football's a man's game on the mainland.
he still should have known - it was in the ether
interestingly the only person hurt was poor old Refused himself
Total commitment, you see. Not afraid of the odd knock.
Refused
Pft, fannies. Everybody knows that all the best tackles injure the player while looking like an accident.
I'm a product of the English training system. Hard challenges, no flair.
interestingly the only person hurt was poor old Refused himself ;)
Aye, but I was playing through injury to start with!











my scarf looked fucking sweet.
Me earlier.