Revol wins Eurovision!
May 15 2007
#2
hahaha
the funny thing is I texted my bestmate asking her if she knew she had a frumpy serbian sister.
May 15 2007
#3
Does revol look like that then?
I always pictured his face as having more of a Clark Gable quality.
May 15 2007
#4
His face is a bit fatter.
May 15 2007
#5
Jack wrote:
His face is a bit fatter.
ho ho.
no i don't look like an emo Jimmy Cranky!
p.s. my dimples are better!
May 15 2007
#6
You just envy my well defined cheek bones.
Whatever that means.
May 15 2007
#7
Jack wrote:
You just envy my well defined cheek bones.Whatever that means.
you do beat me on the pot belly stakes though! 
May 15 2007
#8
I've lost half a stone AND (just about) quit smoking. Take that, tobacco industry.
May 15 2007
#9
Jack wrote:
I've lost half a stone AND (just about) quit smoking. Take that, tobacco industry.
how?
aren't you meant to put on weight after quitting the smoking?
May 15 2007
#10
Yea, you usually gain about 10 lb, but that doesn't take into account the not-stuffing-my-fucking-face-with-cheese-every-night-anymore-after-smoking-pot effect.
May 15 2007
#11
how is your not smoking 'pot' (as we old hippies almost never used to call it) going to deal a death blow to the tobacco industry?
May 15 2007
#12
that there's The Man's logic
May 15 2007
#13
Alf wrote:
how is your not smoking 'pot' (as we old hippies almost never used to call it) going to deal a death blow to the tobacco industry?
I smoked it with tobacco. Because I didn't want to be a smoker (because we all know what smokers are), I wouldn't smoke just cigarettes, so I just kept on smoking it loads. Which made me a fat cunt because I stuff my face.
So I've cut from smoking the "wacky baccy" like cigarettes to just on social occassions I guess.
But the overall effect is going to be the same as giving up smoking.
May 15 2007
#14
Jack wrote:
But the overall effect is going to be the same as giving up smoking.
except without gaining 10lbs, muppet 
May 15 2007
#15
I'll just go on hunger strike against capitalism for a few days if that happens later.
May 15 2007
#16
This thread is almost as bad as the G2 yesterday for making me want to go smoke tho. 
Also, I have stolen revol's thread, so I win.
May 15 2007
#17
Jack wrote:
I'll just go on hunger strike against capitalism for a few days if that happens later.
hunger strikes are so 1980's, non of the cool cats would be seen dead giving their solidarity to it.
it's all about violent psychopaths these days, go out and behead someone then complain about how prison is terrible and should be abolished!
May 15 2007
#18
I wouldn't even have to wipe my poo on the walls like some drug crazed animal.
May 15 2007
#19
Anyway, on subject, she doesn't really look like you, because I fancy her and that would make it sick.
May 15 2007
#20
Jack wrote:
This thread is almost as bad as the G2 yesterday for making me want to go smoke tho. :(
there was a weird announcement yesterday on the tannoy that the guardian had delivered free copies of g2 you could collect from the canteen if you wanted one. wtf 
revol68 wrote:
it's all about violent psychopaths these days, go out and behead someone then complain about how prison is terrible and should be abolished!
free all prisoners, free the Aizuwakamatsu decapitator!
May 15 2007
#21
I was over at my dad's the other day and his idiot friend said "the press are saying she's a lesbian", (ie "those bloody westerners hate Serbia so much that they make up lies about successful Serbian singers). What a retard, just look at the woman.
May 15 2007
#22
Peter wrote:
I was over at my dad's the other day and his idiot friend said "the press are saying she's a lesbian", (ie "those bloody westerners hate Serbia so much that they make up lies about successful Serbian singers). What a retard, just look at the woman.
if she's not a lesbian I will join a platformist organisation!
May 15 2007
#23
Jack wrote:
Alf wrote:
how is your not smoking 'pot' (as we old hippies almost never used to call it) going to deal a death blow to the tobacco industry?I smoked it with tobacco.
how old are you?
May 15 2007
#24
newyawka wrote:
How else would you smoke it? Bongs are for petit-bourgeois individualists 
May 15 2007
#25
newyawka wrote:
It's how everyone does it here.
Fuck Edmonton Wobbly's reaction was fucking gold dust. 
May 15 2007
#26
Jack wrote:
newyawka wrote:
It's how everyone does it here.
Fuck Edmonton Wobbly's reaction was fucking gold dust.
americans are funny
May 15 2007
#27
May 15 2007
#28
Jack wrote:
Anyway, on subject, she doesn't really look like you, because I fancy her and that would make it sick.
I thought you liked it sick?
I got a free copy of the guardian today because there was a bundle of them on the floor at work.
May 15 2007
#29
Jack wrote:
newyawka wrote:
It's how everyone does it here.
disgraceful. it's how teenies do it here.
Jack wrote:
Fuck Edmonton Wobbly's reaction was fucking gold dust.
"alberta gold". hah-hah.
May 15 2007
#30
it's not the same at all. My old flatmate got bong hand-blown for him by a proper glass maker though, that was clever. Then he invented the toilet bong, the silly, silly man.
Although I only ever had that ammonia shit in the states, that was nasty and very nearly put me off.
bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
