Right, a coppers just messaged me on Gaydar...

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***** says:

alright, hows u?
up to much?
check out my fp profile:www.faceparty.com/*****
add me to msn: *****@*****.com
cheers

Anyone browsing my gaydar profile for ten seconds will take notice of the fact that I'm an Anarchist...

what will I reply to him? I'm thinking just a wikilink to 'Anarchist communism', or acab!dunno, but this is too funny an opportunity...

Any ideas?

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fuck him you retard

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and pix or it didn't happen.

request uniform.

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maybe he's so taken with you, he's considering converting to our side? grin

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www.gaydar.co.uk/supertangodude

come on, i need ideas!!!

*runs off to stir soup*

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I don't sexually gratify cops, but perhaps he likes to get beat?

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hey, his profile just says his profession is "the law," that doesnt mean he's a cop necessarily.

... of course, could mean he's a politician, or a judge grin

otherwise, he sounds like a nice enough guy, from the profile. eeh, though, he doesnt read? neutral

(edit) ew, just noticed, for "actor" he choose Adam Sandler hand

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Thrashing_chomsky wrote:

Any ideas?

I suppose we're looking for something more complicated here than ''stop being a stupid anarchist cunt''

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Its a pity you can get reported for abusive messages cos otherwise Id say:

"I'm an Anarchist and also acording to NETCU a dangerous animal rights extremist. I don't like calling cops pigs because pigs don't deserve to be stunned, hung upside down and slaughtered."

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What a catch.

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j.rogue wrote:
I don't sexually gratify cops

they pickier than piecards then?

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Final draft, not too abusive I hope...

If you fancy a meet-up, me and my fellow Lentil-munching Anarcho-communist animal-rights extremist Class War nutters will be down in London on the day of the 15,000 strong police march, protesting that you get paid too much to serve the interests of the ruling class and keep society on the straight and narrow decent into an dystopian police state.
Look out for the red and black flags- that'll be us!!!

PS

Read profiles more carefully next time.

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probably not a *great* idea to taunt a cop that might be at your protest, but whatever works for you tongue

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please tell me anarchists aren't going to protest the police wages protest? fucking cretinous fuckwits.

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So you've shown his profile... gizz a look at yours tongue
all the best.
gregg.

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revol68 wrote:
please tell me anarchists aren't going to protest the police wages protest? fucking cretinous fuckwits.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu knows it! grin

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hey, dont knock die hard! at least, not the first one.

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revol68 wrote:
please tell me anarchists aren't going to protest the police wages protest? fucking cretinous fuckwits.

I thought it was just a Class War plan, I cant believe anyone's actually going.

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jef costello wrote:
revol68 wrote:
please tell me anarchists aren't going to protest the police wages protest? fucking cretinous fuckwits.

I thought it was just a Class War plan, I cant believe anyone's actually going.

They should do that to dole workers and social workers as well. Muppets roll eyes

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Thrashing_chomsky wrote:
*runs off to stir soup*

YEOW!
grin

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revol68 wrote:
j.rogue wrote:
I don't sexually gratify cops

they pickier than piecards then?

Careful.

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John. wrote:
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Author Don't really read books

What a catch.

Don't be a snob - I never read books. You don't even need to read books to do a phd.

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seriously, the most revolutionary thing you could do is just bum him something silly. my recommendation anyway.

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that's your answer to everything!

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and generally an answer to questions that were never even asked...

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This gives the slogan "Fuck the Police" some substance.

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Mick Black wrote:
This gives the slogan "Fuck the Police" some substance.

Straight Outta Kemptown

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Straight Outta Brighton.

uh, not you Joseph...

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kemptown is an area of brighton famed for its gay scene. i'm a lyrical genius wink

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yeah i actually knew that but decided it'd be better to hide any knowledge of anything homosexual so i could keep up this macho facade for longer.

did it work?