RR's fight of the month
8 June, 2007 - 13:04
Got into another fight at work. Well, sort of. Some dude on the belt called me a faggot, so I threw a box at him, hit him right in the nose, it was awesome. He started screaming so I just kept picking up boxes and throwing them at his face, landed about five right in his face, while I screamed anti-hetero slurs. He finally walked away, mumbling something about "being the adult" so I threw one last box at the back of his head as he walked off. Funny thing was my manager watched the whole thing go down and didn't say anything, even when the dude's nose bled a little. I think rugby has been a bad influence on me.....
8 June, 2007 - 14:16
#2
Awesome. I recently started community college, which has shattered all my illusions that college is a land of ideas (maybe that is university?) and I want to throw boxes at people all the time. The ignorant homophobic crap that comes out of people's mouths sometimes... Anyways, next time you beat up some douchebags, can you find a way to film it and send it to me? Then I can live vicariously through your triumphs.
8 June, 2007 - 14:18
#3
I work at a UPS depot. I load boxes from a conveyor belt onto a package truck.
Because I don't generally like him; so when he came up the belt to bitch about something I told him to shut the fuck up and go away.
Breeder, hetero-bitch, fratboy, straight-fuck
8 June, 2007 - 14:25
#4
breeder?!
omfg
'Fuck you you straight bitch, go fuck a woman!'
Hmm, it works.
8 June, 2007 - 14:26
#5
Gays/queers have lame insults 
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8 June, 2007 - 14:26
#6
Quote:
I work at a UPS depot.
Shit no wonder this all sounded so familliar I work at Canada post.
8 June, 2007 - 14:29
#7
yeah. but when you punctuate them with violence the feeling comes across.
8 June, 2007 - 14:32
#8
Saii wrote:
Gays/queers have lame insults
An straight have good ones?
8 June, 2007 - 14:32
#9
i like this thread not cos it could be loosely class as anti-homophobic violence but more cos you just told some guy to fuck off cos he was boring you. I think we can all relate to that. Then you got to fuck him up.
Its everybodies workplace fantasy.
Oh, if anyone gets a delivery from UPS covered in blood with the contents damaged...
8 June, 2007 - 14:37
#10
I think a donations thread should be started to provide our queer comrades with better insults. Revol and Jack in particular I'd expect to give generously.
Stand up for a queer once and they remain unbullied for a day, give them a list of decent quips and they can defend themselves for life.
They need your help!
8 June, 2007 - 14:38
#11
j.rogue wrote:
Saii wrote:
Gays/queers have lame insultsAn straight have good ones?
the most important thing about swear words is how they sound, not what they mean; the most offensive are the norse words like cunt and fuck. Cunt alone can get a film an 18 certificate, whereas pussy would probably not even register now.
8 June, 2007 - 15:54
#12
revolutionrugger wrote:
Funny thing was my manager watched the whole thing go down and didn't say anything, even when the dude's nose bled a little. .
That's the side benefit of sucking the boss's cock.
8 June, 2007 - 16:14
#13
please be serious
8 June, 2007 - 16:15
#14
Mathias wrote:
revolutionrugger wrote:
Funny thing was my manager watched the whole thing go down and didn't say anything, even when the dude's nose bled a little. .That's the side benefit of sucking the boss's cock.
Says the bureaucrat...
8 June, 2007 - 16:18
#15
j.rogue wrote:
douchebags
most yank words are shite, but "douchebag" is an amazing word I am happy to appropriate.
8 June, 2007 - 16:32
#16
thugarchist wrote:
Mathias wrote:
revolutionrugger wrote:
Funny thing was my manager watched the whole thing go down and didn't say anything, even when the dude's nose bled a little. .That's the side benefit of sucking the boss's cock.
Says the bureaucrat...
aaaaaaaw i thought it was hot goss again
Thugarchist, thats twice i've been let down now.
8 June, 2007 - 16:39
#17
Nefac'ers are the toughest people in the world, hopefully you'll toughen up the WSM members who have moved to canada.
8 June, 2007 - 18:52
#18
Well done, if there was stuff in the boxes I bet some of them would be quite heavy and hurt a bit.
8 June, 2007 - 21:12
#19
Mathias wrote:
That's the side benefit of sucking the boss's cock.
I would never let a boss be on top Mathias. Though I did blow a marine (in uniform) in Red Emma's just for irony's sake. He kept saying, "what kind of bookstore is this" People really shouldn't give me keys to places.....
By the way, Die, you fucking piece of scum.
8 June, 2007 - 21:47
#20
revolutionrugger wrote:
He kept saying, "what kind of bookstore is this"
way to blow tiger 
9 June, 2007 - 09:55
#21
revrugger you rock
fucking awesome
few questions: where the fuck do you work? Sounds like Chaplin's Modern Times.
why did he call you a fag?
What are anti-hetero insults?