Saudis and paeds

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Saudi Arabia: what's that? you are a paedophile rapist?
Paed rapist: yes I am
Saudi Arabi: well how about we fucking crucify and behead you? how about that?*

*link from Revol's better half

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I bet some of you who post here think crucifixions and beheadings WON'T happen under communism.
DICKHEADS

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Jesus, they behead him, then publicly crucify the decapitated body?
Something to go and see on your lunch break I suppose.

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I hate to say it Notch, but you and Jack's antics after the Dublin Bookfair alone this year would seal this very fate for you!

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what the fuck is this liberal crucifixion bullshit? Nothing short of drawing and quartering will be acceptable after the revolution.

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was that guy hung, drawn asn quartered for having a knee-length cock?

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he looks like he's kind of enjoying it

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its me

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Joseph Kay wrote:
was that guy hung, drawn asn quartered for having a knee-length cock?

Salami-sized sex organs are the work of Satan, obviously.

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Choccy wrote:
he looks like he's kind of enjoying it

"i think i know who's winning"

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it's clearly an optical illusion as emasculation, followed by the burning of the victim's junk before his very eyes, was one of the first stages of drawing and quartering.
His crime was most likely being a rapist paed and/or knowing how to read.

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Why would you behead him then crucify him? A waste of a good crucifixion.

Although it's probably best to make sure he's dead though, otherwise these crucifixions can backfire on you.

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Crucifixion's a doddle.

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You'd have to be pretty bad at your job to behead someone and then crucify them while they're still alive.

If they really wanted to scare people they'd run a pipe up the back of the crucifix which periodically squirted ketchup over passers-by.

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jef costello wrote:
Why would you behead him then crucify him? A waste of a good crucifixion.

Although it's probably best to make sure he's dead though, otherwise these crucifixions can backfire on you.

Yeah, he might go FULL CONAN and kill a vulture with his teeth to sustain himself until he is rescued by his accomplices.

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wtf