Scientists unveil 'supercarrot'

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Scientists in the US say they have created a genetically-engineered carrot that provides extra calcium.

Is there anything 21st century super-science can't do!?

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Dinosaurs. Until I can have a pet dinosaur, they still have a lot of work to do.

Get to it scientists!

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just get a pet reptile. At the end of the day, dinos were reptiles, so a lizard or some shit is close enough, and easire to manage. You have to remember, they are shit though.

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They're all tiny though, I want something that can eat my enemies sad

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Mike Tyson had a pet tiger i think.

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I don't want a tiger godammit I want a dinosaur angry

Anyway, that's already been done in Scarface, and I'm so not sharing killer animals with Mike Tyson.

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Patience Saii, you'll get your pet dinosaur someday. I'd like to think there's taxpayers' money being wasted on cool shit like that somewhere.

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Fuckin hell. Dinosaurs flying fighter jets. I have to agree that's awesome.

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Why not just eat calcium rich foods? Still I suppose its better than funding animal testing.

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Eh, now the carrots will be calcium-rich, so if you like carrots, you could eat them.

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Eh, now the carrots will be calcium-rich, so if you like carrots, you could eat them.

Yeah, but if you like them now you'd eat them regardless of them lacking alot of calcium.

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Eh, now the carrots will be calcium-rich, so if you like carrots, you could eat them.

this'd be great for vegans.

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this'd be great for vegans.

Most (non junk food) vegans are fine on calcium. Same with the 'other two' protein and iron.

Interestingly enough there is a strong correlation between a high consumption of dairy products and weak bone structure, both in individual countries and in cross-country studies.

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xConorx wrote:
just get a pet reptile. At the end of the day, dinos were reptiles, so a lizard or some shit is close enough, and easire to manage. You have to remember, they are shit though.

I was thinking of getting a reptile! tongue In what way are they shit; sounds like you are talking from experience here?

And yeah they gotta be easier to manage than a fully-grown dino but then what wouldn't be? smile

If peeps kept pet dinos houses and gardens would have to be so huge.....only for the elite! angry

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Team ScienceXcore for the win!!!

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Crocodiles have been around since the time of dinosaurs, and haven't much evolved. How bout a pet croc?

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How bout a pet croc?

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I want science to give me a prehensile tail

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Ooh, ooh I want retractable claws like Wolverine!

(Nb// nah crocodiles are too flat and I don't cut my grass very often)

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Lone Wolf wrote:
I was thinking of getting a reptile! tongue In what way are they shit; sounds like you are talking from experience here?

And yeah they gotta be easier to manage than a fully-grown dino but then what wouldn't be? smile

If peeps kept pet dinos houses and gardens would have to be so huge.....only for the elite! angry

Remember that grpah I done, I mean that scientific survey I conducted, on pet-type ownership and relation to wankerness?
Well, reptiles fell into the "exotic/twat animals" category I'm afraid.

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smile

Get him in, the wind's blowing!

Btw, why won't my work's computer let me quote? Hmm.

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angry When I get my Velociraptor you're so gonna be first into the laughably-simple-to-shut-down electrified cage xConorx.

edit: though cats do suck.

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Cats are ace. I stroke my Snatch every chance I get.

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double post

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I ain't going in no fucking dinosaur cage!!

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That reminds me of this.

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Excellent. People should communicate solely in graph form