Revol is afraid of the mens showers so he goes home smelling like a fat man's arse after we play football.
Mara is afraid of them cos he thinks everyone else is obsessed with cocks. "They'll all be looking". He also thinks all the other guys fiddle with theirs to give themselves semis so they look bigger. I can only speak for myself, but this is mental.
No one's looking, they're just having a shower, don't flatter yourself!
Revol is afraid of the mens showers so he goes home smelling like a fat man's arse after we play football.Mara is afraid of them cos he thinks everyone else is obsessed with cocks. "They'll all be looking". He also thinks all the other guys fiddle with theirs to give themselves semis so they look bigger. I can only speak for myself, but this is mental.
No one's looking, they're just having a shower, don't flatter yourself!
LOl like I do enough running to work up anyhting approaching a sweat!!!!!
That GDID is certainly a worry. I'm going to have to find out what music he listens to as this is the only sure way of determining gayness. Regarding the other points xConorx, I actually don't mind a manly chat while naked. Doesn't faze me at all even though I got ripped off in the big willy department 
, but as I always say... it's not the size of the dog, but the fight in the dog 
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Agreed that stretching while naked is not necessary and if people are doing it in front of you xConorx it's because of your Kylie sports bag. Regarding Mara's fears... he may have a point. I've always felt more comfortable willy wise, around gay men rather than straight men as I reckon that straight fella's are a bit more mental about how they measure up.
all the best.
gregg aka fat ass
Well, I can have a chat with someone while I'm getting changed if I know them, no problem.
My problem is the gym weirdoes, who are there everyday and seem to make friends in the gym, especially in the sauna.
Another thing, saunas. Now, the one at my gym is unisex, which is fine. So why the fuck is it 95% old fuckin men and general weirdoes???
- guys who talk to each other in the showers
- guys who wear their shorts into the shower, come on like we're not 12 year olds
- old guys who think its ok to be naked everywhere in changing rooms including the toilet
- old guys moisturing their wangs or ass
- guys who stare at the one black guy in the changing rooms
- anyone obviously tightening up their abs and holding their breath
Best thread ever.
Grace wrote:
Couldn't Mara take a speedo or something so he could shower without showing everyone his cock?good idea, cos then all the people in the showers will definately not be thinking 'hahah that guy must havea tiny cock'.
He could pad it out. Hahaha.
guydebordisdead wrote:
- guys who stare at the one black guy in the changing roomshaha really? trying to see just how true the myth is eh
It seems to be an Irish thing. They also seem to think that rather than being an insulting thing to do its actually OK and a compliment. Gawd.
Bob Savage wrote:
guydebordisdead wrote:
- guys who stare at the one black guy in the changing roomshaha really? trying to see just how true the myth is eh
It seems to be an Irish thing. They also seem to think that rather than being an insulting thing to do its actually OK and a compliment. Gawd.
i'm just reminded of Gareth Keenan and David Brent trying to justify black cock jokes as being complimentary whilst giggling like children. GOOD TIMES.
- guys who talk to each other in the showers
- guys who wear their shorts into the shower, come on like we're not 12 year olds
- old guys who think its ok to be naked everywhere in changing rooms including the toilet
- old guys moisturing their wangs or ass
- guys who stare at the one black guy in the changing rooms
- anyone obviously tightening up their abs and holding their breathBest thread ever.
I'll return the compliment, excellent post. That's in a laddish backslapping way of course. As Bob Savage would say, WEEEYYYYYYYY!!!
- Dudes who flex in the mirrors
- with you on naked old guys
- wearing shorts in the shower, yep it's not fucking school anymore, no one is fucking looking, well not in that way anyway.
General gym wankers
- dudes who talk to you randomly when you're in the middle of a set "doing the old punchbag are you there?", "doing the old running machine there?", "doing the old deadlift there?". Mate why don't you fuck the fuck off before I pound you? Those guys are like that old pub bore in the Fast Show "the old chess game yeah?"
- dudes who flex constantly in front of the mirror while not actually doing anything
- dudes who creep in the gym in packs like they're fucking afraid to work out on their own, wankers.
- dudes who do fucking BICEP curls together. I don't necessarily have a problem with that exercise if it's pure vanity, but fucking hell you DO NOT need a mate to spot you for curls
Guy who came into the quiet room yesterday where I was doing some elevated pushups before heading home, comes right over beside me (big empty room) and starts doing pushups too. I was doing sets of 30 - 20 - 10... But literally kept going because it was obvious some sort of unspoken competition had broken out. He only stopped when I did. When I did the next set, he started too.
WTF?
Guy who came into the quiet room yesterday where I was doing some elevated pushups before heading home, comes right over beside me (big empty room) and starts doing pushups too. I was doing sets of 30 - 20 - 10... But literally kept going because it was obvious some sort of unspoken competition had broken out. He only stopped when I did. When I did the next set, he started too.WTF?
Wankers like that need shot. Same thing happens when I'm doing bagwork. Like I'll be doing timed rounds with active rest and some idiot without a timer will just keep going, even when he has no fucking clue what he's doing.
This is my new workout, fuck lifting heavy things I'm getting GARDA FIT! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yQEJaJYf8A
I'm aiming to be able to do all of this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQR4p9HSAmA
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Since GDID and Greggg are gaying it up on the mens showers I thought there was decent thread material here.
People I fucking hate in the gym showers.
- People who talk to you - fuck off, I'm trying to get changed
- People who put their stuff near yours when there's loads of room elsewhere - fuck off
- people who choose a locker beside yours when there's a million free ones - fuck off
- Dudes who stretch while naked - sick bastards