So what are you doing this weekend
In the spirit of Weeler's twitt(er)ing...
I'm gonna jump the train to Brighton and see if I can get a picture of Jack in his new Uniqlo shorts. Then again I might just take the gf to the Regency for some scallops in chilli oil. Decisions, decisions.
I might go see Stewart Lee tonight
or i might sit on my arse doin nothing
stewart lee a comedian?
yes he is
Feeling like death from an ill-advised vermouth cocktail, watching UFC 100, blazing an entire expenses claim on Vietnamese food. In other words, being a total lowlife.
Oh, and doing an anarchy in public and getting our shit busted up by the council.
Putting shit on libcom, laying out Catalyst and going to see Stewart Lee with Choccy.
Fuck I hate doing anarchy.
Last night:
-bailed on going to a hardcore show with Choccy to go work, where some horrible cunt broke in the staffroom and stole my iPod FROM MY FUCKING BAG
Tonight:
-bailed on going to see Stewart Lee with Choccy and Jack to go work...let's see what they'll nick tonight. I'll hopefully catch a house party in northsides, depends if my housemate can be fucked to buy drugs and hang around in Soho till 1.30am.
BTW who is Udo? Do i know him/her?
Now - going for quick run, then writing for Teh Leveller
Later - Stewart Lee w/ Jack, and not Alan
Tomorrow - watching UFC 100 [Django don'tspoil please
]
Driving trains past several large bonfires, hoping they dont collapse
Meeting alan to lend him for iPod, for I am a good person.
Working 10am - 8pm today in Ireland's biggest tabloid. Just spent a while chatting with their crime journalist who is off to a party with sophie ellis bexter, told him she is a has been. After this I am hoping someone will come for a bit of a formal dining experience with me and then off to see one half of Soulwax djing followed by late night partying.
ps - alan, bailing on choccy/jack is my thing
BTW who is Udo? Do i know him/her?
Don't think so, not if Alan is your name IRL.
Heading to see my mates band play then there is apparently some warehouse party after, have no more mephedrone left so it's just going to be messy alcohol to keep me going tonight, might not end well.
saw Bruno
got a job
driving my girlfriend around due to her broken car.
going to a party.
buying clothes and things needed around the apartment to celebrate being hired
Yesterday - nothing interesting that I can remember.
Today: bbq+Guitar Hero with the old D&D troupe. Dropped a nearly-full bottle of Jaegermeister. Should have double-bagged it. Watching some Dexter on the computer.
Tomorrow: Tooth cleaning and Kung Fu.
Went to the Durham Miners Gala, got stalked by gangster. Then went for a curry with some mates. Might see Bruno today (Sunday).
yesterday - procrastinating, then hanging out with a friend and his (almost 4 year old) son, then watching trashy movies.
today - gonna go get coffee at my local, then come home and pack up my entire room (swapping rooms with a flatmate on thursday). what a fucking boring way to spend the last day of uni holidays....
tomorrow - back to uni 
all weekend (and all last week) - being grumpy that my right ear is fucked up, leaving me partially deaf, and hoping that it'll fix itself. also thinking about where to find the money to go see a doctor about it in case it doesnt.
yesterday - got stone cold furious at the wife for eating an entire quart of my ice cream, sulked.
today - coffee, new sunglasses and very sweet too, coffee, hiked in the pines, poisoned an ant infestation, laundry, dinner, vodka, tour de france, vodka.
tomorrow - go to the gym, see the new depp film (public enemies)
Driving trains past several large bonfires, hoping they dont collapse :(
what?
oh and ...
got a job
solid
see the new depp film (public enemies)
i saw it on opening and it wasnt that great. the editing looks like its a first draft and the character relationships and acting isnt great either.
on the plus side every one is dressed amazing and they they rob banks and shoot guns
oh and ...x357997 wrote:
got a jobsolid
thanks
Saturday: Met some mates at the pub, spent a little bit more time out with the same people in Fitzroy then fucked off to Coburg, got stoned off some really sub-standard pot, chilled out, lost my buzz from the joint and went home.
Sunday: Dropped a resume into a Newsagency that wanted people for weekend work. Chances are, I wont get the fucking job because they would rather screw over an international student than a citizen.
I am currently doing 3/8ths of fuck all. Need to figure out some shit to do before I go back to TAFE tomorrow...holidays are over.
Was meant to start this burger slinging job at this new burger joint that openend up a suburb away from me...but the fucking arseholes told me that because it was their first week, they had to see if they could afford to keep all the people they hired...essentially they over-prepared themselves.
on the plus side every one is dressed amazing and they they rob banks and shoot guns

i hope there's no "love interest".
Friday stayed in and watched antoher 48 hours and then ended up drinking to 6 am with housemate.
Saturday long boozy barbecue
sunday got up and cleaned the house then decided to go back to bed and watch some dexter.
I am a slacker
going to a party
went to party.
had after party at mine. pretty damn good weekend.
Jack and Teh Chokix made it in my bar. Choccy had a virgin mojito.
Made it to the party, full of Trots. One of them put on Dizzee Rascal, which reminded me of Django (?) once commenting on Trots and Dizzee. Most people had crashed by the time we got there in deepest darkest north London at 3am, and basically had to force all my friends to stay up and let me smoke their weed.
On the upside, there was loads of chocolate cake.
Just home from saturday night, jawsome.
One of them put on Dizzee Rascal, which reminded me of Django (?) once commenting on Trots and Dizzee.
Does it take an Armand Van Helden production to stop them from being boring fucking squares and moving on from playing nothing but the Matrix soundtrack and Weird Al Yankovich at parties then?















im gonna go run around with my dogs. Then use the burner to talk to my lover.