What a 8) thread.
Personally, I really fucking hate dolphins.
1. They think they're so smart, but if they were, why haven't they evolved legs?
2. They are homophobic - straight dolphins kill homo dolphins
3. Male solphins also gang rape females.
Also, stupid hippies think they're cool and cute. Which they aren't.
And finally. A ring of dolphins around your belly button is the shittest tattoo ever.
I think Chairman Mao tried all this "lets get rid of certain species" nonsense with his campaign against sparrows, and it led to an agrarian disaster across China.
So I am afraid I take the view that if it is on the earth, it must be there for a purpose.
Except for rats of course, which should be exterminated at every opportunity....
I think Chairman Mao tried all this "lets get rid of certain species" nonsense with his campaign against sparrows, and it led to an agrarian disaster across China.
Nah, his problem was he was too ambitious.
Trying to do too much off the bat. I mean sparrows have a lot of numbers, that's always going to be tough, especially if you've nothing you can learn from.
If he'd taken a less rash and more sensibly thought out approach, and went for a target he could win, I think the story would have been very different.
Especially since he was in China, the combination of easy to wipe out, unlikely to have a negative environmental effect and general shitness, I feel he overlooked the simple answer on his doorstep. Comrades, I give you:
He barely would have had to do anything, the stupid fuckers have almost done the job themselves!
Before anyone posts a nice juicy tarantula pic one of our regular users said they are extremely arachnophobic and seriously would throw up on their keyboard or something if anyone posted a spider pic.
I think spiders are cool, once you've been to a country with loads of shitty insects biting you or trying to drink the moisture from your mouth and eyes you learn to appreciate the work they do. 8)
Can we do plants? There's some plant in Australia that if you touch it it stings you kind of like a nettle but 100 times worse. Then for some reason for the rest of your life every time the affected area gets hot or cold you are in agonising pain, nothing you can do about it 
Before anyone posts a nice juicy tarantula pic one of our regular users said they are extremely arachnophobic and seriously would throw up on their keyboard or something if anyone posted a spider pic.I think spiders are cool, once you've been to a country with loads of shitty insects biting you or trying to drink the moisture from your mouth and eyes you learn to appreciate the work they do. 8)
Thank you so much magnifico - knew you meant me. 
madashell wrote:
Grace wrote:
I hope you masturbate so much that you ejaculate your testicles out thus turning your genitalia into something vaguely resembling tripe
Are you a bit of a cat lover, by any chance?
A bit :)
It's just any excuse to get at me.
High School students struck and marched across Germany yesterday in protest against classroom overcrowding, lack of teachers, and the pressure of examinations.
The Situationists reply to some misrepresentations and stupidities of their critics.
"Comedian" Ellen DeGeneres has become the Hollywood writers' strike's first celebrity scab.
Including my boss.
It's got to be wasps, stripey, little bastards
Oh, and foxes, 'orrible rabies infected vermin.