squash

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Squash, the game. Not as reprehensible as squash, the drink.

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Both are weak as fuck.

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what's wrong with orange squash? confused

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What about posh squash? Cordials and sirops and the like?

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Weeler wrote:
Both are weak as fuck.

no that's why squash is great because you can make it as weak or strong as you like. also you can drink it hot or you can freeze it to make ice lollies.
how anyone could not like squash is beyond me neutral

the game is obviously shite though.

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all one- and four-wall games totally rock

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Squash the drink is sweet.

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squash this

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Its ok to have cordial out of a glass because I am Miss Cordial.

But cordials and squashes should never ever be made in old plastic bottles. You might as well wear a kagool.

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Squash is class, cordial is shite.

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squash is a bourgeois activity

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Nah, it's pretty cheap. Serious. 5 quid for a racket off ebay.

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Squash, the sport - prime WANKER activity

Squash, the drink - alright

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jef costello wrote:

I'm sure they do grenadine which is lovely, either as sirop, squash (with water) or general mixer.

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xConorx wrote:
Squash, the sport - prime WANKER activity

Squash, the drink - alright

where do you stand on squash the vegetable (fruit?)?

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dee wrote:
jef costello wrote:

I'm sure they do grenadine which is lovely, either as sirop, squash (with water) or general mixer.

grenadine is ok, passion fruit one is better. If you want a mixer then go for creme de cassis (or other flavours) that's what you need for a kir.

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jef costello wrote:
dee wrote:
jef costello wrote:

I'm sure they do grenadine which is lovely, either as sirop, squash (with water) or general mixer.

grenadine is ok, passion fruit one is better. If you want a mixer then go for creme de cassis (or other flavours) that's what you need for a kir.

what is kir?

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dee wrote:
jef costello wrote:
dee wrote:
jef costello wrote:

I'm sure they do grenadine which is lovely, either as sirop, squash (with water) or general mixer.

grenadine is ok, passion fruit one is better. If you want a mixer then go for creme de cassis (or other flavours) that's what you need for a kir.

what is kir?

creme de cassis with sparkling wine. CdC is usually 12-14% abv.
My friend had a bottle of cassis left after her goodbye party so we were drinking kirs all during my last week at work. It did make it more fun.

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OK. Been on sparkling wine for last 4-5 hours -will make new thread...

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Joseph K. wrote:
xConorx wrote:
Squash, the sport - prime WANKER activity

Squash, the drink - alright

where do you stand on squash the vegetable (fruit?)?

i wouldn't stand on it at all, i'd roast it.. smile
it's technically a fruit. it's also technically amazing.

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oh fuck off you 'techincally its a fruit' cunts.

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here's another one..
a tomato is technically a berry!

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do not want to be your friend anymore.

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but who will you drink cocktails and admire hot kebab boy with? sad

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but who will you ... admire hot kebab boy with? :(

I have a name. sad

And we don't all eat kebabs! angry

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I heard a banana is technically a herb.

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Seriously, squash is a bender's sport. Harden the fuck up.

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Oh yeah, wait, you might be right. I'll stop liking it now.

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Nah don't, just fuck off to a forum where vegan fruits will appreciate your unique approach to male feminism or else stfu. smile