The best way to cure a broken heart...

Submitted by Udo_Bukowski on 22 June, 2008 - 11:32.

...that I've found is a very very cold bottle of limoncello and the irritatingly complex menu-ed DVD of Nathan Barley. In fact I just walked across the road to buy another bottle of limoncello because I'm still not quite convinced the "dub" option that I stumbled across in a drunken haze giving the characters the voices of Penelope Keith and faux-Gielgud exists. If I make it through the day without being sacked for being trolleyed at work I will post my research in the most scientologist manner possible (assuming I get the use of my thumbs back).

22 June, 2008 - 21:44

How to actually fix a broken heart;

Hennessy

Epic nights out

New Clothes

Lift heavy shit

Drugs

Also, do talk to people about it and dont chase after it too hard.

22 June, 2008 - 21:55

Mostly buying stuff, eating, and hanging out makes you feel better.
I'm not sure I'll ever be cured proper though sad

22 June, 2008 - 21:59

You will be, you just need alcohol.

Eating shit food, self pity, drinking alone, only leaving the house for work. These are the ways to make it worse smile

Go out dancing.

22 June, 2008 - 22:01

Yeh, by cure I meant how to keep urself constantly distracted from having a broken heart. Making your life better by getting a good job, great clothes and getting fit helps but be careful with rebounds, mental girls and trying to make yourself feel good by having lots of sex. Most importantly, post on libcommunity loads.

22 June, 2008 - 22:22

best thing is, obviously we are all completely normal and dealing with life really well smile

23 June, 2008 - 07:24

yeah, we're all really well-adjusted human beings. Sorry i missed all this earlier- couldn't log on yesterday for some reason.
To add to the list of what not to do
Tequila. I've only just recovered from saturday night.

23 June, 2008 - 10:51
Weeler wrote:

not so sure if i like this new Dr. Who sad

23 June, 2008 - 11:06

Those are the worst clothes I've ever seen. I feel like pummeling that kid's face into the ground.

23 June, 2008 - 11:17

This is not about fashion, this is about broken hearts.

23 June, 2008 - 11:36

do severely dented ones count?

23 June, 2008 - 11:43

Only if your insurance doesn't cover it.

23 June, 2008 - 11:47

not insured.

23 June, 2008 - 12:04
23 June, 2008 - 12:22

I hate that song.

23 June, 2008 - 13:00

everyone hates that song

23 June, 2008 - 13:05

is that why he put it up?

23 June, 2008 - 13:24

more than likely

23 June, 2008 - 13:25

it's stuck in my head now. I'm off to find some Joy Division

23 June, 2008 - 17:45
dee wrote:
it's stuck in my head now. I'm off to find some Joy Division

And I thought I was depressed... I think I've exploded my right kidney after this weekend. But I managed not to get the sack and had an offer of a new flat so not all bad. So where are all this mentalist girls that are looking for someone on the rebound then?

23 June, 2008 - 18:35

Unfortunately for us they've got standards, mate.

23 June, 2008 - 18:52
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
So where are all this mentalist girls that are looking for someone on the rebound then?

Good places to find them include your workplace, college and nightclubs you dont like going to. Essentially go somewhere you think would be a bad idea to hook up with a girl and thats where you find em.

23 June, 2008 - 20:22

yeah, especially the workplace. On my advice, just don't. Trouble is not far behind.

23 June, 2008 - 20:58

I would recommend college. Oh gawd, that ended so badly.

23 June, 2008 - 21:15
Udo_Bukowski wrote:

And I thought I was depressed... I think I've exploded my right kidney after this weekend. But I managed not to get the sack and had an offer of a new flat so not all bad. So where are all this mentalist girls that are looking for someone on the rebound then?

More importantly, did you find the strange dubbed version of the DVD?

24 June, 2008 - 15:32
dee wrote:
More importantly, did you find the strange dubbed version of the DVD?

Yeah, if you play around on the menu you come to a dub option. Typically it's not a complicated when you're sober-ish. Only certain characters are dubbed though. Or my ears are dying too.

24 June, 2008 - 15:51

but you have the use of your thumbs - always look on the bright side.

24 June, 2008 - 15:55

True. I'm sitting on my hands right now, protecting them as best I can... wink I might have to extract them do some work in a bit though.

24 June, 2008 - 16:06

have fun. I'm off to watch the cat mosh video and then get back to my work.

24 June, 2008 - 17:34

24 June, 2008 - 18:05

Suddenly I feel very small...