The World's first pregnant man
Jul 4 2008
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/article3864461.ece
disgusting..........
Jul 4 2008
#2
Dirty bastard
So in what way is he actually a man? Because he says so and got hormones to grow stubble, and has a flat chest?
Jul 4 2008
#3
Yeah, because he says so. You jealous or something?
Jul 4 2008
#4
Bah... that bloke's full of fart. Like Vivian in The Young Ones.
Jul 4 2008
#5
no naked flames then.
Jul 4 2008
#6
dee wrote:
no naked flames then.
Oh. I thought this was the section where we were actively encouraged to flame.
Jul 4 2008
#7
Fine. But I do not want to know about people's nakedidity while they are posting.
Jul 4 2008
#8
Erm.. I'm wearing shorts and flip-flops. Is that too nude?
Jul 4 2008
#9
If you want to discuss what you are wearing hon, you should be charging per minute. 
Jul 4 2008
#10
Yeah, sorry... wasn't thinking straight. It's this bloody thong that keeps riding up. Like a cheesecutter on me crack it is...
Jul 4 2008
#11
What a disapointing thread, I thought it was going to be about an actual preganant man, not some glorified crossdresser.
Jul 7 2008
#12
Jess wrote:
What a disapointing thread, I thought it was going to be about an actual preganant man, not some glorified crossdresser.
word, this is just a woman with no boobs and a beard
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
Bah... that bloke's full of fart. Like Vivian in The Young Ones.
But does SHE (cos it's a fuckin she obviously) have a craving for fried toilet paper?
EDIT - why the fuck does it keep moving edited posts to the end, i just felt like correcting my own grammar cos it was annoying me, grrr
Jul 4 2008
#13
'She' wants to be known as a he. I fail to see the problem with this. There are plenty of women with no boobs and a beard - I offer the famous bearded lady of Fratton as proof of this. besides, there always have to be a few trailblazers in any new realm of biology. Hopefully within my lifetime it will become customary for women to whisper "is that a beergut or is he 8 months gone?". Then we'll see advances in midwifery and postnatal care, you mark my words.
Jul 4 2008
#14
Women with beards belong in freaks shows.
Jul 7 2008
#15
Fuck, it's a Monty Python sketch. (8m30s in)
But why'd you want to be Loretta, Stan?
I want to have babies
YOU want to have babies?!
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them
But YOU CAN'T HAVE BABIES
Don't you oppress me!
I'm not oppressing you Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
...
We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies brother... sister, sorry.
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?
It is symbolic.. of our struggle against opression!
Symbolic of his struggle against reality...
Jul 7 2008
#16
Jul 7 2008
#17
Quote:
We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies brothers... sister, sorry.
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?
It is symbolic.. of our struggle against opression!
Symbolic of his struggle against reality...
This happens.
Jul 7 2008
#18
dee wrote:
'She' wants to be known as a he. I fail to see the problem with this. There are plenty of women with no boobs and a beard - I offer the famous bearded lady of Fratton as proof of this. besides, there always have to be a few trailblazers in any new realm of biology. Hopefully within my lifetime it will become customary for women to whisper "is that a beergut or is he 8 months gone?". Then we'll see advances in midwifery and postnatal care, you mark my words.
Most importantly, what changing rooms does he / she go into??
Jul 7 2008
#19
notch8 wrote:
Most importantly, what changing rooms does he / she go into??
He's just had a baby - I don't think he'll be working out for a bit.
Jul 7 2008
#20
dee wrote:
I don't think he'll be working out for a bit.
what is he, some kind of tranny!?
Jul 7 2008
#21
What an abomination, proof there is no god.
Jul 7 2008
#22
Basically, the story should have read.
xConorx reports on exciting gender-bending reproductive story.
"Sick woman has baby"
A woman, who thinks she is a man, had a baby. The woman, 34, who has a beard, thinks she is a man and calls herself Thomas. Scientists who examined the woman explained her ability to conceive and carry a baby to term by virtue of the fact that she is a woman.
A reproductive specialist at the Oregon hospital where the woman gave birth had this to say, "Thomas is brain-sick. This mean she thinks she is a man. She has a beard and a man's name, but was born a woman, has all the woman parts and has a womb, ovaries and so was able to have a baby because she is a woman and not a man."
Thomas, a woman, intends to keep pretending she is a man so she can write a book, get loads of attention, make money, and make her child's life miserable.
Jul 7 2008
#23
xConorx wrote:
Basically, the story should have read.xConorx reports on exciting gender-bending reproductive story.
"Sick woman has baby"
A woman, who thinks she is a man, had a baby. The woman, 34, who has a beard, thinks she is a man and calls herself Thomas. Scientists who examined the woman explained her ability to conceive and carry a baby to term by virtue of the fact that she is a woman.
A reproductive specialist at the Oregon hospital where the woman gave birth had this to say, "Thomas is brain-sick. This mean she thinks she is a man. She has a beard and a man's name, but was born a woman, has all the woman parts and has a womb, ovaries and so was able to have a baby because she is a woman and not a man."
Thomas, a woman, intends to keep pretending she is a man so she can write a book, get loads of attention, make money, and make her child's life miserable.
Fucking hell. Laughed all the way out loud at that. Work thinks I'm mental now. Might pretend I was crying.
Jul 7 2008
#24
He says he is a man, fine. that is not a problem as far as I am concerned, as he is helping question the assumption that childbearing is woman's 'natural' function. Don't get too mardy xconorx, or I'll volunteer you to be the test subject for the first biological man to get pregnant when medical science decides to intervene further in reproductive roles
(Don't worry, I'll still love you even when you've lost your figure, and I'll take care of you and supply you with supermalt as you have to sacrifice your career to raise the child)
Jul 7 2008
#25
Weeler wrote:
Fucking hell. Laughed all the way out loud at that. Work thinks I'm mental now. Might pretend I was crying.
Go for hysterics and see if they'll let you lie down somewhere nice and quiet.
Jul 7 2008
#26
ah shit, i edited 'pretends' to 'intends' and now it's fucked up the post order
admins, put my post above Weelers so everyone know how funny and hilarious I am
Jul 7 2008
#27
If I say I am a tricerotops does that make it so?
What about if I say I am The Hulk?
Jul 7 2008
#28
I think I might become a journalist.
I think I would report on all stories with accuracy, and most importantly, sensitivity.
Jul 7 2008
#29
xConorx wrote:
If I say I am a tricerotops does that make it so?
What about if I say I am The Hulk?
I could make the obvious links to Irishness and temperament to argue you could be the Hulk, but I will keep my peace.
If you are a triceratops then I get to be a velociraptor with the cool disembowelling claws.
Jul 7 2008
#30
Weeler wrote:
Fucking hell. Laughed all the way out loud at that. Work thinks I'm mental now.
ditto 
Beautiful.