This is England?
This is what happens when you don't go to old man's pubs.
that movie is sick
This is what happens when you don't go to old man's pubs.
we were at an old man's pub, but weeler wanted something more "exciting"
I bet Conors and notch8 loved it.
Conor even did some K
That pub was class. Conor and notch8 are a pair of drips.
That pub was class. Conor and notch8 are a pair of drips.
Know what drips? Weelers fucken bladder:
Weeler: "Get off the bus, I have to piss"
Us: "Weelers, we're only halfway there, and you pissed 5 mins ago before we got on the bus"
Weelers: "WAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET OFF THE BUS OR I'LL PEE MYSELF"
I wish I'd stayed longer tbh.
Fuck. I am not cut out for this world.
My sociability is a curse.
Fuck. I am not cut out for this world.
My sociability is a curse.
Did you ride her then?
what
what
girl in the photo.
Yeah, all the gory details please. Us mentals are jealous of your sociability
I bet Weeler made them have a pull a pig competition.
I didn't think livestock were allowed in pubs.
My housemate has decreed I have to go speed dating with her in October. I pointed out that paying 20 quid to be treated like a piece of meat at a cattle market, without even the consolation of an ear piercing bearing a number to make me feel better, is not likely to win me over. She did not get this. She then confessed that she wanted me to go along because her other friend will get pissed and go off with someone after 10 minutes, whereas "you'll be there for the whole evening, won't you?" I have not felt so humiliated in about 2 days.
I didn't think livestock were allowed in pubs.My housemate has decreed I have to go speed dating with her in October. I pointed out that paying 20 quid to be treated like a piece of meat at a cattle market, without even the consolation of an ear piercing bearing a number to make me feel better, is not likely to win me over. She did not get this. She then confessed that she wanted me to go along because her other friend will get pissed and go off with someone after 10 minutes, whereas "you'll be there for the whole evening, won't you?" I have not felt so humiliated in about 2 days.
You should make her pay and also give her phone number to ugly people
I'm not going. I agreed, but in my words "as long as I'm not, y'know, talking to anyone else" the delivery of that line was to imply that "talking" construed negotiations with a member of the male opposite gender.
However, as i am good at semantics,when she tries to claim my presence in October, i will tell her i am "talking" with someone on line. I may use any or all of the male posters names in this respect, so apologies in advance.
She's a conservative - she'll end up with someone ugly anyway.
O UR SINGLE DEE??
Y HELO THAR
asl? PIX?
Yes babe, I am the old lady. and actually happy being single.
SINGLE LADY? Y HALO THAR

Y HALO THAR
(ok it's not funny, I've stopped)
I bet Weeler made them have a pull a pig competition.
Dude, thats a mate of one of the libcom admins in the picture, i hope ur not calling her a pig you body fascist. I wouldn't do a pull a pig contest because I think too highly of myself.
She was giving you the eye tho weeler, I think she was impressed by the size of your camera. I have to admit I kind of enjoyed it - not as much as notch and conor mind, who despite their vocal protests were actually like kids in a sweetshop
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Me and my mates loved it. I obviously would have been last out if I wasn't staying with those two. I can't call you today - will give you a shout tomorrow.
I think she looks really nice, I wish I'd met her. Pig indeed!
I didn't call her a pig, that's just the kind of thing a group of lads does on a Saturday night.
Yes babe, I am the old lady. and actually happy being single.
Don't give up love
So you are saying that a group of lads on a saturday night would label her a pig? Why would you say that, she's rather pretty?
She's the opposite of a pig. I'd have been ashamed to stand opposite her in all her finery.
I didn't label her a pig damnit.
A pull a pig competition is where alll the guys put money in the pot and whoever pulls the ugliest girl wins the cash. But she obviously can't know that's why she's being pulled. This is the kind of thing that Conor would not be involved in.













fuck are they tattoo sleeves?
poor ol' blighty.