This place is too cool for me!

Submitted by jef costello on 13 October, 2006 - 16:38.

There are four people who've been sitting in the bar knitting all afternoon, I think I need to find somewhere else to hang out, I really can't handle such a trendy crowd. I'm only still here because they have free wireless. Although as I've shelled out 7.5e for 3 beers (25cl) its not particularly free.
But I've ordered internet and telephone for my gaff and I've booked a ticket home for the Bookfair.

13 October, 2006 - 17:59

Knitting. Where?

13 October, 2006 - 18:02

Its a revolutionary tradition in France.

Although to do it properly a guillotine needs to be nearby.

16 October, 2006 - 16:56

They also advertise breakcore events. If only I knew what it was sad

16 October, 2006 - 18:46
Quote:
Breakcore is a loosely defined electronic music style that brings together elements of industrial, jungle, hardcore techno and IDM into a breakbeat-oriented sound that encourages speed, complexity, impact and maximum sonic density.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakcore

(ignore the bit about punk tho roll eyes)

Where's ur flat?

16 October, 2006 - 21:00

Breakcore sounds fucking diabolical. As in literally the worst shit ever. "Maximum sonic density"? That's a pretty pretentious way of saying "bunch of Nathan Barleys making fart noises and sampling Rambo on their Mum's laptops".

Shit, better wink. wink

16 October, 2006 - 21:14

Alan - you have no credibility when it comes to saying anything about music on these forums.

16 October, 2006 - 21:21

Breakcore wass all the rage with young people in the wsm 6months ago, to look cool you had to be saying it lots at every meeting - now you have to say lacan. Both confuse me.

16 October, 2006 - 22:19
rkn wrote:
Alan - you have no credibility when it comes to saying anything about music on these forums.

Fuck off and chew some ket, techno hippy. wink

16 October, 2006 - 22:46
guydebordisdead wrote:
Breakcore wass all the rage with young people in the wsm 6months ago, to look cool you had to be saying it lots at every meeting

how does that work?!

"what we need to do is ask the community if they would be prepared to - BREAKCORE! - sorry, prepared to issue a joint statement with..."

or

"I think what my comrade is saying is right begorrah, leprechauns, guiness, the article was highly useful in showing the class aspects of the conflict that were concealed - BREEEEEAKCORE!! - er, concealed by the issues of religious identity..."

grin

17 October, 2006 - 13:50
guydebordisdead wrote:
Breakcore wass all the rage with young people in the wsm 6months ago, to look cool you had to be saying it lots at every meeting - now you have to say lacan. Both confuse me.

I ought to join the wsm then. Though I still say breakcore.

Alan - whilst yr right that ket munching is indeed for techno heads, I think you'll find the drug of choice for breakcore is pills, for maximum "AVIN' IT!!!!!" power. You just can't 'ave it!!!! if you're on the floor dribbling.

That said, techno is balls, and you can keep the drugs, I'm proud to be high on myself wink

17 October, 2006 - 13:57
Tacks wrote:
guydebordisdead wrote:
Breakcore wass all the rage with young people in the wsm 6months ago, to look cool you had to be saying it lots at every meeting

how does that work?!

"what we need to do is ask the community if they would be prepared to - BREAKCORE! - sorry, prepared to issue a joint statement with..."

or

"I think what my comrade is saying is right begorrah, leprechauns, guiness, the article was highly useful in showing the class aspects of the conflict that were concealed - BREEEEEAKCORE!! - er, concealed by the issues of religious identity..."

grin

Ty for that tacks, smile :) smile

17 October, 2006 - 15:29
zobag wrote:
guydebordisdead wrote:
Breakcore wass all the rage with young people in the wsm 6months ago, to look cool you had to be saying it lots at every meeting - now you have to say lacan. Both confuse me.

I ought to join the wsm then. Though I still say breakcore.

Alan - whilst yr right that ket munching is indeed for techno heads, I think you'll find the drug of choice for breakcore is pills, for maximum "AVIN' IT!!!!!" power. You just can't 'ave it!!!! if you're on the floor dribbling.

That said, techno is balls, and you can keep the drugs, I'm proud to be high on myself ;)

oh be nice!

17 October, 2006 - 16:09

I am nice. I'm lovely.

17 October, 2006 - 18:31

Wow, Zoe's blood is an intoxicant. Women's bodies are awesome. I need to buy me one of those. Incidentally, you still haven't answered the issue I presented on your Myspace...

17 October, 2006 - 19:58

Oh yeah, sorry. "Cunt" is better than "gash" any day.

17 October, 2006 - 20:49
guydebordisdead wrote:
Breakcore wass all the rage with young people in the wsm 6months ago, to look cool you had to be saying it lots at every meeting - now you have to say lacan. Both confuse me.

You are aware that the WSM is more than me aren't you? And I was reading Lacan last november so, and I still like breakcore, so I've been consistent. As for the other breakcore-aholics they're into dubstep now. Don't know what that is mind. But there's a gig on in Londonium this Friday so maybe I can find out. However Jack says he doesn't won't like it. Someone persuade him to go.

And Tacks, yes that's about right.

17 October, 2006 - 22:03
georgestapleton wrote:
But there's a gig on in Londonium this Friday so maybe I can find out. However Jack says he doesn't won't like it. Someone persuade him to go.

Nah he won't like it. Though I won't be able to go so I might be able to make him go and have fun on my behalf. I'll work on it.

17 October, 2006 - 22:07


Is she gunna be there tho?

17 October, 2006 - 22:09

I dunno. Why don't you go and have fun on my behalf and find out?

17 October, 2006 - 22:11

I dont know. Why dont you tell me?

17 October, 2006 - 22:14

STOP IT you're confusing me. I don't know. I just don't know. That's why I won't tell you, cos I don't know.

18 October, 2006 - 00:36
zobag wrote:
Oh yeah, sorry. "Cunt" is better than "gash" any day.

No way! "Cunt"'s lost its edge. "Gash" is more shocking. Let's open this debate up: what do other wymyiywnym think?

18 October, 2006 - 04:07
rkn wrote:
Alan - you have no credibility when it comes to saying anything about music on these forums.

Oh but he does!! And I mean Rkn - you are a lovely guy but a lil' bird tells me you like Lily Allen. Please don't tell me you like Katie Melua as well. wink

Alan

Having said that you have no credibility when discussing the genitalia of femmes!! You win some, you lose some. That is life!!! wink (For the record "gash" is a terrible word. Give me cunt any day. In a manner of speaking like...)

Love

LW X

18 October, 2006 - 08:00

Alan you just can't say gash, it's fucking nasty.

18 October, 2006 - 10:07

Thats what hes goiong for tho .....

18 October, 2006 - 11:00

Yeah for "urrrgh yuck don't say that" value, gash is much worse. Cunt's the best word.

18 October, 2006 - 11:05
Grace wrote:
Cunt's the best word.

tagline!

18 October, 2006 - 14:16

Gash just sound violent. Why must we use that sort of language to decribe sexual things? I don't like it.

18 October, 2006 - 15:33

Cos vaginas are like wounds? Cos vaginas are a place for violent invasion and vulnerablity? Gash is a fucking nasty word. Although now we've all said this I'm sure Alan will no doubt take it upon himself to say "gash" all the time, you know to break down taboos and stick it to the PC mafia and shit. But not in a self-aware kind of way, you see wink

18 October, 2006 - 16:16

soo so far todays threads around gender issues have been on magazine articles in the likes of Cosmo and the correct terminology for a womans furry bits.

It's 1987 and I claim my fiver.