Top 10 worst Evasion quotes
Mar 7 2005 00:35
After suffering the humiliation of sharing a publication with that vile poseur misanthropic wannabe tramp (not to mention boorishly straight edge too) I would like to continue being the thorn in the side of the counter revolutionary lifestylist Politburo that runs the zine by writing a column of best (OK, worst) Evasion quotes. So far, I know of the one about dairy eaters dying from cancer and the one about fire extinguishers and hospitals (both of which have been backed up by lifestylists I spent time round this weekend 
), but are there anymore?? I would also like the exact quotes of the two above (and maybe even sources??), if possible.
Thank you to all my class struggle libertarian communist comrades (and other people who find Evasion funny).
Alan
Mar 7 2005 10:26
#2
whats the one about fire extinguishers and hospitals? did they say fire extinguishers were bad?
Mar 7 2005 10:29
#3
LiveFastDiarrea wrote:
whats the one about fire extinguishers and hospitals? did they say fire extinguishers were bad?
apparently hospitals and schools are a great place to steal fire extinguishers for your squat 
Mar 7 2005 10:31
#4
Right, and what does a crimthinc drop out need a fire extinguisher for? surely if someone sets their dumpster on fire they can go and get a new one pretty easily.
Mar 7 2005 10:36
#5
isn't the one on the back of the evasion book the worst one possible? something about if you're not enjoying being poor, you're not doing it right or some such bollocks.
Mar 7 2005 10:36
#6
From Harbinger #4:
"You can fill a 5 gallon bucket with sawdust to serve as a toilet."
more to follow later...
Mar 7 2005 10:53
#7
Yeah alan those are general CrimethInc quotations. We could use this too for Freedom - we got some ace ones here in their paper Harbinger, like gav's one.
Best Evasion quote is when the guy says something like "and at that moment, I knew that my life was the best life that had ever been lived"
Cock.
Mar 7 2005 16:24
#8
That book was my bible for a year or two...I have come to realize that it is the worst result of human endeavour in the history of the universe. 
Mar 7 2005 22:13
#9
try that interview in Heartattack ( i think it was the issue before the RAMBO interview). It's got some prime quotes.
is this for rancid news?
i just can't be arsed anymore haha
Mar 9 2005 00:34
#10
gawkrodger wrote:
is this for rancid news?i just can't be arsed anymore haha
I love the fact that you say this and then write a column. Haha.
Moreover, Edd told me on Friday that everyone on the Rancid News list would support me dying of cancer. This was all the motivation I needed to continue my participation.
John don't nick my idea!!! I've suggested like 5 Top 10s for Freedom on here, use one of them!!
Mar 9 2005 10:30
#11
Alan_is_Fucking_Dead wrote:
I love the fact that you say this and then write a column. Haha.Moreover, Edd told me on Friday that everyone on the Rancid News list would support me dying of cancer. This was all the motivation I needed to continue my participation.
John don't nick my idea!!! I've suggested like 5 Top 10s for Freedom on here, use one of them!!
Okay okay. I have got some fuckin choice crimethInc. ones though, like gav's one on the other thread telling people to shit in a bucket.
Mar 9 2005 13:22
#12
what's evaision?
Mar 9 2005 14:49
#13
kalabine wrote:
what's evaision?
Shit crimethinc book by a misanthropic punk kid who lived the crimethinc lifestyle for a bit. Its tagline is "Poverty, unemployment, homelessness - if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right!"
Pricks
Mar 9 2005 14:51
#14
How many people have heard of Crimethinc? I think it's a bit obscure for Freedom -- which is supposed to be accessible
[swp]let's all fight the real enemy -- capitalism![/swp]
Mar 9 2005 14:54
#15
Lazlo_Woodbine wrote:
How many people have heard of Crimethinc? I think it's a bit obscure for Freedom -- which is supposed to be accessible[swp]let's all fight the real enemy -- capitalism![/swp]
Yeah yeah I know I know 
Stupid outward-looking mandate 
Mar 9 2005 15:05
#16
Now now John, we don't want another 'incident'...
Mar 9 2005 16:48
#17
John. wrote:
Best Evasion quote is when the guy says something like "and at that moment, I knew that my life was the best life that had ever been lived"
Yeah THATS the funny bit I always remember. 
Mar 9 2005 17:07
#18
John. wrote:
Stupid outward-looking mandate
that's when principles become a pain, just when you want to have a dig at some little known group or theory
Mar 9 2005 22:03
#19
Alan_is_Fucking_Dead wrote:
gawkrodger wrote:
is this for rancid news?i just can't be arsed anymore haha
I love the fact that you say this and then write a column. Haha.
Moreover, Edd told me on Friday that everyone on the Rancid News list would support me dying of cancer. This was all the motivation I needed to continue my participation.
John don't nick my idea!!! I've suggested like 5 Top 10s for Freedom on here, use one of them!!
that column was the last thing i did and all it was was the 'who is Antifa' blurb taken off the website and me wittering on about some hip-hop LPs
am i on the RN email list? i remeber some where you were arguing very poorly about porn, but that was ages ago. admittedly it may go to my hotmail address which i straight up don't use
Mar 10 2005 00:49
#20
Oh no not that again...I don't have the energy. I'm still right though.
Mar 14 2005 21:42
#21
Alan_is_Fucking_Dead wrote:
So far, I know of the one about dairy eaters dying from cancer and the one about fire extinguishers and hospitals (both of which have been backed up by lifestylists I spent time round this weekend
Was the thing about fire extinguishers me? I said we hadn't needed to steal ours from the hospital because there were already loads in the building. And I said I agreed it would be fine getting them from schools/hospitals cos they'd replace them as a joke. And I'm not a lifestylist. I don't even have dreadlocks.
Mar 14 2005 22:32
#22
Thora wrote:
Alan_is_Fucking_Dead wrote:
So far, I know of the one about dairy eaters dying from cancer and the one about fire extinguishers and hospitals (both of which have been backed up by lifestylists I spent time round this weekendWas the thing about fire extinguishers me? I said we hadn't needed to steal ours from the hospital because there were already loads in the building. And I said I agreed it would be fine getting them from schools/hospitals cos they'd replace them as a joke. And I'm not a lifestylist. I don't even have dreadlocks.
getting a bit defensive thora 
no the fire extinguishers thing is from the crimethinc paper (harbinger 5 i think), and they said what you said, but not as a joke
Mar 14 2005 22:33
#23
I think thora was asking if alan meant her as one of the lifestylists who backed up the quote over the weekend...
Mar 14 2005 22:34
#24
Yeah, what zobag said.
Mar 14 2005 22:48
#25
Well Thora, you did say that, justifying it by saying that the hospital would quickly replace it and if they didn't, "it'd be a timely lesson". Or something. And I didn't think you were joking since it was said in the same tone as "technology isn't neutral". Are you not serious about that either??
Jeez...there's hope for you yet.
Mar 14 2005 22:51
#26
Alan_is_Fucking_Dead wrote:
Well Thora, you did say that, justifying it by saying that the hospital would quickly replace it and if they didn't, "it'd be a timely lesson". Or something. And I didn't think you were joking since it was said in the same tone as "technology isn't neutral". Are you not serious about that either??Jeez...there's hope for you yet. :wink:
OK, I was definitely joking about the hospital and it being a timely lesson. I was not joking about technology not being neutral.
There is no hope for me 
Mar 14 2005 22:56
#27
To be honest, I applaud your bravery for taking on such a fearsome foe as a completely un-neutral PC. I mean, all the efforts of the working class over the last 100 years or so against the grinding mundanity of capital pale into insignificance compared to your current exorcism of your demons. <3
Mar 14 2005 22:58
#28
Alan_is_Fucking_Dead wrote:
To be honest, I applaud your bravery for taking on such a fearsome foe as a completely un-neutral PC. I mean, all the efforts of the working class over the last 100 years or so against the grinding mundanity of capital pale into insignificance compared to your current exorcism of your demons.
I didn't actually understand that 
Mar 14 2005 23:01
#29
PC = technology
Technology = un-neutral (ie designed to exploit you)
Ergo, in using something that will apparently inevitably exploit you, you are being very brave.
Of course this is all conditional on primitivism not being a load of bollocks.
Mar 15 2005 13:52
#30
Alan_is_Fucking_Dead wrote:
Ergo, in using something that will apparently inevitably exploit you, you are being very brave.
i heard that giant crabs can come through the monitor screen and drag you to some pedononce dungeon or something
I can't remember the exact quote, but there's one bit where a guy buys him a beer and he says "Yuck" then the narrative goes on about how much cooler straight edge people are than people who drink beer.