UK comrades? need a small favor

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Jan 13 2012 07:04
UK comrades? need a small favor

I can tell by the British cusswords you'all use that many people on this forum are from the UK. I need a small favor from any one of you. There's something I need to get through the mail but the company is UK and only ships within Europe. So I need to buy it online and have it sent to your address and then for you to mail it to me. I will also mail you a check to cover the shipping cost.

I rather not say what it is here... I know that sounds sketchy, but don't worry it's all perfectly legal. If you're willing to help send me a PM and I'll tell you what it is.

Thanks!

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Jan 14 2012 00:50

German bestiality porn?

Let's have your guesses!

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Jan 14 2012 01:01

LOL... guess away.... this could turn into a fun thread. If anyone is correct I will admit it. wink

BTW, it's lightweight and comes in a fairly small package, so it will be not such a hassle to help me out.

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Jan 14 2012 01:08
Choccy wrote:
German bestiality porn?

Let's have your guesses!

You have your countries mixed up, the Danes are more likely to be up for that.

Or the Japanese. Especially the Japanese.

I think it's even legal in both countries, but not sure. Not my specialty.

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Jan 14 2012 02:48
RAILYON wrote:
You have your countries mixed up, the Danes are more likely to be up for that.

Or the Japanese. Especially the Japanese.

I think it's even legal in both countries, but not sure. Not my specialty.

WHAT IS THE MOST ANYONE HAS EVER KNOWN ABOUT BESTIALITY?

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Jan 14 2012 10:52

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Jan 14 2012 11:36
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Jan 14 2012 22:18

It's not a scam... I will pay for it online with my credit card, I just need a UK shipping address. I'm still waiting for a volunteer... it's a pretty important and time sensitive issue (not useless crap for trivial gratification), so I hope someone steps forward.

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Jan 14 2012 22:44

PM sent, let's see if I can help you even though I'm not from the UK.

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Jan 17 2012 19:55

Here's my guess:

http://ding.net/bonsaikitten/gray.html

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Jan 17 2012 20:27

Is there anyone you know on here who can vouch for you? That might help get you a volunteer

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Jan 17 2012 22:33

We already did the deal, now that I know the story I can totally understand not wanting to say it publicly.

The package seems to be on its way to me by the sound of it, it's actually something very, very different from what you might imagine. tongue

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Jan 19 2012 02:44

I was thinking MDMA pressed into the shape of a dildo. How accurate is that?

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Jan 19 2012 08:01

Mooncup

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Jan 20 2012 00:43

Yes, help is already on the way for me from Railyon in Germany! But I'll probably need to order more in the future, and would prefer someone in the UK to save on shipping costs (because it's a UK company), so still looking for UK comrades if you want to help. As a bonus you get to find out the weird story behind it all. wink

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Jan 20 2012 04:18

neutral

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Jan 20 2012 05:08

There's no way the real story can live up to the mystery.

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Jan 20 2012 10:10

I already pm'd you, ultraviolet.

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Jan 20 2012 12:54
jef costello wrote:
There's no way the real story can live up to the mystery.

Oh yes, it can... definitely. You wouldn't believe it if it wasn't true.

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Jan 20 2012 18:36

Is it living?

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Jan 21 2012 18:47

Viagra?

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Jan 21 2012 18:49

No and no.

Well... at least I hope it's not alive when I open the package, it could choke me to death. Scary thought.

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Jan 21 2012 20:27
Melancholy of Resistance wrote:
I already pm'd you, ultraviolet.

That's weird... just checked my inbox and nothing there from you. confused

Well I'll PM you right now so that we make contact!

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Jan 21 2012 20:56

Come on, let's play 20 questions. Or 40. Or 100. Animal, Vegetable, Mineral...?

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Jan 22 2012 01:19

Bigger or small than a shoebox?

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Jan 22 2012 01:41

sea monkies?

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Jan 22 2012 02:25

k2

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Jan 22 2012 17:47

Smaller than a shoebox. Not animal or vegetable... minerals means rocks and stuff, right? So no.
LOL, sea monkeys... maybe next time.

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Jan 22 2012 17:54

Are they perishable or quickly used up in some way (ie is that why you might need more)

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Jan 22 2012 23:04
snipfool wrote:
quickly used up in some way

groucho

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Jan 22 2012 23:41

choke you to death if it was alive? a stuffed boa constrictor?

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