Vegan strip club (world's first!)

Submitted by xConorx on 1 April, 2008 - 18:30.

The me of 6 years ago would have been appalled at this. I would have been quoting my Carol Adams all day.

"the only meat we have is up on the stage"

It's retarded and probably the least erotic thing in the world, but who really gives a shit?

1 April, 2008 - 18:37

The video keeps sticking, so i can't really watch. sad

The comments are good tho! smile

Pretty bizarre. Only in America etc.

Didn't like the bitchy comment about the girls all being druggy gluttons etc. A fair few strippers and porn stars and glamour types are veggie and vegan and pro animal welfare and rights. As in all walks of life because err they are ordinary people and not an alien race.

Love

LW XX

1 April, 2008 - 19:36

Not that I frequent strip clubs much anyway, but those girls don't seem to be too enthusiastic about their work. Maybe they need some eggs in their diet to lift their energy levels.

That is a good question - is anyone here prepared to admit to visiting strip clubs pretty regularly?

1 April, 2008 - 19:48

Brighton Sol Fed all went to one for the xmas social.

1 April, 2008 - 20:01

Well that's settled, I'm joining solfed.

1 April, 2008 - 20:25

You know it makes sense.

Not that I'm a member anymore, like. But maybe I still would be if South London SolFed adopted a similar approach.

1 April, 2008 - 21:16
juozokas wrote:
That is a good question - is anyone here prepared to admit to visiting strip clubs pretty regularly?

Americans maybe. A friend of mine was complaining that they don't have blue collar strip joints over here. Ones where you can get a cheap steak and you get all you can drink draught beer for $20.
Keep the meat on the pole. smile
And is the reason that there's no sex in the champagne room that they haven't decided if swallowing is ethical or not yet?

1 April, 2008 - 21:51

lol

1 April, 2008 - 22:54

Vegans are moralists, they dont enjoy sexualised nudity.

1 April, 2008 - 23:12

Ive never even been in a normal strip club, why are they NOT vegan? Do the dancers knock an auld hot dog or sausage roll into themselves while doin' they biznezz?

1 April, 2008 - 23:53

"Here love de ye wanna lapdance or wha? Give us 5minutes til I finish this here fry-up"

2 April, 2008 - 03:51

Yes, strip clubs usually have a good amount of dudes eating steak or bacon dishes.

Makes me want to go to a strip club right now...

2 April, 2008 - 06:51
Jess wrote:
Brighton Sol Fed all went to one for the xmas social.

You know that's probably now gone down in legend as being true?

2 April, 2008 - 08:16

This totally disproves a certain vegans idea that by not eating meat he is challenging gender norms.

2 April, 2008 - 13:38

what dickhead vegan says that?

2 April, 2008 - 14:32

Pm me.

2 April, 2008 - 14:37

why don't you fucking pm you dick?

3 April, 2008 - 11:58

from what i read neither the workers or the customers are required to be vegan, its just that the owner is vegan and thats why the place is being sold as a vegan strip club.

3 April, 2008 - 12:15

it only serves vegan food - that's why it's a vegan strip club

3 April, 2008 - 12:28

but who really wants to eat food at a strip club? and how many business men are vegans anyway?

3 April, 2008 - 12:47

Oh the whole things fucking daft like. I wouldn't want to eat there, seems like the stupidest business-ploy ever.
The dudes obviously just a small-time restaurant owner who's tried a million gimmicks to keep his shitty vegan restaurant open.
Face it mate, no one buys vegan food.

3 April, 2008 - 13:01

its alright if its free though.

3 April, 2008 - 13:28

"Would you like a lapdance sir?"
"No thanks, I just came for the free vegan platter"

3 April, 2008 - 13:30

yeh its not very encouraging from a collecting tips point of view.

3 April, 2008 - 14:06

"Would you like a lapdance sir?"
"No thanks, I just came for the free vegan platter, and if I'm being honest I find what you do a little nauseating and depressing, just saying like, I mean I'm not gay or nothing."

3 April, 2008 - 14:54

*angry lapdance*

3 April, 2008 - 15:32

"tthanks for the angry lapdance and all, but honestly, i'm trying to eat"

3 April, 2008 - 15:37

Don't get angry, it's not personal I just really want to focus on this bean burger and spicy chips at the moment.

3 April, 2008 - 15:43

"plus to be honest, you're a minging about the face"

3 April, 2008 - 18:04

Eeew... Can the food there really be considered Vegan - unless you're sitting miles away from the stage the food's bound to be flecked with stripper sweat, punter drool and lawd knows what other human bodily fluids... (Plus every professional chef knows that vegan food only tastes good when you cook it using goose fat.)

4 April, 2008 - 02:48

(ah hell, i'll just delete this dumb message)