When birds attack!
Aug 3 2008
#2
Fucking birds. Happened to me 3 times in a week not long ago...
Aug 3 2008
#3
I got shat on by a seagull in north wales on thursday. solidarity to whoever's in the picture. actually i know who's in the picture, I'm just pretending that obscuring his eyes worked.
Aug 3 2008
#4
I've been shat on by birds 3 times in my life
Twice in one week, at school when I was 14 - thought I'd win the lottery that week (of course I didn't because I was too young to buy a ticket, and didn't ask anyone to get me one)
In 2000, on an early date with my ex, being all nonchalant chillin by a city centre bench, right on my shoulder. Dirty pigeon bastard. After the initial hysterical laughter from her and my mortification, I got sympathy lolz though so i guess I owe that bird.
Aug 3 2008
#5
I've been pecked by a hunting bird (not sure what type) at a bird sanctuary - does that count?
Aug 3 2008
#6
Atleast some of the shit went on Jacks hoodie. 
Aug 3 2008
#7
the best thing is how your tagline has been 'MILF Hunter' for nearly a month
Aug 3 2008
#8
it's a ruse so no one will know i'm really a nonce.
Aug 3 2008
#9
revol68 wrote:
it's a ruse so no one will know i'm really a nonce.
The first step is admitting that you have a problem.
Good for you.
Aug 4 2008
#10
xConorx wrote:
the best thing is how your tagline has been 'MILF Hunter' for nearly a month
Aug 4 2008
#11
The best thing about that day was revol being stuck in the toilet for 30 minutes because there was no paper.
the worst thing was critical mass dickheads blocking a road almost solely consisting of people trying to get home from work, on the most congested street in brighton.
Aug 4 2008
#12
where's an NYPD cop when you need one?
Aug 4 2008
#13
New York probably? 
Aug 4 2008
#14
I wish i was in NY
Aug 4 2008
#15
Serious 2 girls 1 cup tribute. Nice one revol.
Aug 4 2008
#16
next critical mass = me with drawing pins...
Aug 4 2008
#17
Don't Zobag and Rkn do critical mass ?
Aug 4 2008
#18
who cares, they never post here anymore. This is libcommunity so I can say what I want about critical mass with impugnity.
next critical mass= drawing pin scattering, pothole drilling and joyriding for me.
Aug 4 2008
#19
Wot? No beheadings?
Aug 4 2008
#20
oh, i'll have a piece of wire going across the road at neck level so they ride into it at speed. like what happened to milhouse's dad in his car.
altho people on bikes who don't wear helmets do a pretty good job of dying all by themselves.
Aug 4 2008
#21
I cycle - does that make me bad?
Aug 5 2008
#22
xConorx wrote:
I re-cycle - does that make me bad?
Yes, you bloody treehugging eco-hippies are directly responsible for the downturn in mass consumption which is causing this period of stagflation.
Aug 5 2008
#23
Udo_Bukowski wrote:
xConorx wrote:
I re-cycle - does that make me bad?Yes, you bloody treehugging eco-hippies are directly responsible for the downturn in mass consumption which is causing this period of stagflation.
Spot on, I'm single handedly fighting the recession. Been to urban outfitters twice this week, bless me.
Aug 5 2008
#24
Weeler wrote:
Spot on, I'm single handedly fighting the recession. Been to urban outfitters twice this week, bless me.
You and me both brother... I'm determinedly taking five free plastic bags every single time I visit the local supermarket to buy a single loaf of bread/paper/packet of fags/bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. I reckon that if I can re-invigorate the oil producer's by-products market before these bags become illegal the rest of the economy will follow suite.
Aug 5 2008
#25
the only thing worse than lots of hippies on bikes when you're trying to get home is..
lots of NAKED hippies on bikes when you're trying to get home 
Aug 5 2008
#26
stop fucking complaining - that's what you get for living in Brighton
they would be stoned in Belfast
Aug 5 2008
#27
it's more forgiveable doing it because you're stoned than doing it because you're liberating your body and challenging car culture. meh.
Aug 5 2008
#28
..unless you meant they'd be physically stoned by angry passers by. i see how that would make more sense.
Aug 5 2008
#29
Jenni wrote:
..unless you meant they'd be physically stoned by angry passers by. i see how that would make more sense.
they'd be physically stoned.
Aug 5 2008
#30
Good fucking lord. Surprise surprise, there are no hotties in the nip on their bike, just maladjusted middle class freaks whose parents ought to have taught them boundaries and such a bit better.
The only time its acceptable to be nude in public is when you are drunk, no kids around then.
Tippi Hedren pulled it off better.