who did you see being pulled over by the police today?

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I saw Mark E. Smith.

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I saw a beggar being picked up by the police at a metro station about an hour ago. She was really old and made a right meal of getting up. They probably beat the shit out of her once they were in private.

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Eh, Bono?

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Jack wrote:
I saw Mark E. Smith.

Bull, though slightly more believable than the girl I met who claims that Bill Murray punched her in the face on the New York subway.

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I met a stand-in CroMags drummer on a NY subway 7 yrs ago.
I saw Jack from Hollyoaks on a bus to Leeds to once, and the bus broke down and he started complaining.
But they weren't getting hassled by the pigs like.

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redemma wrote:
Jack wrote:
I saw Mark E. Smith.

Bull, though slightly more believable than the girl I met who claims that Bill Murray punched her in the face on the New York subway.

Bill Murray does that shit, regularly. He is mental.

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Aye, he's a bit mental. Didn't he put someone from here in a headlock once?

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He did, cant recall whom and he went back to a house party and did the dishes once. Everyone has a Bill Murray story.

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Did he ever wear a dress and dance about?

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grin

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Did he ever wear a dress and dance about?

Who hasn't done that?

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xConorx wrote:
I met a stand-in CroMags drummer on a NY subway 7 yrs ago.
I saw Jack from Hollyoaks on a bus to Leeds to once, and the bus broke down and he started complaining.
But they weren't getting hassled by the pigs like.

I saw Sol from Hollyoaks just before he went on that Celebrity Love Island and was vaguely famous again for a little bit.

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jef costello wrote:
I saw Sol from Hollyoaks just before he went on that Celebrity Love Island and was vaguely famous again for a little bit.

he was in some anti-drinkdriving ad in NI, for some reason

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Refused wrote:
Aye, he's a bit mental. Didn't he put someone from here in a headlock once?

Ed.

My memory scares me sometimes. eek

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No, Ed was ejected from Bill Oddie's house when Bill accused him of breaking his fez.

The best story in history.

He is also very adament that he did not even touch the fez, let alone break it.

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xConorx wrote:
I met a stand-in CroMags drummer on a NY subway 7 yrs ago.
I saw Jack from Hollyoaks on a bus to Leeds to once, and the bus broke down and he started complaining.
But they weren't getting hassled by the pigs like.

Did Jack put his hand to his chest when he was complaining and did he start wincing and goin "Och aye my heart is ge'in my gip. DARREN! DARRRRREN!"?

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Mara wrote:
Did Jack put his hand to his chest when he was complaining and did he start wincing and goin "Och aye my heart is ge'in my gip. DARREN! DARRRRREN!"?

Poor Jack, he just wanted to do right by Darren!

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I once saw a very young ginger haired policewoman asking Sir Ian MacKellan if he would mind picking up the cheese dippers pot he had just carelessly discarded in Berkley Square.

He told her to fuck off. I reckon he's an anarchist, I'm sure I saw him at queeruption once as well.

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the button wrote:
Refused wrote:
Aye, he's a bit mental. Didn't he put someone from here in a headlock once?

Ed.

My memory scares me sometimes. eek

It was one of the Americans? I believe the setting was NYC?

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Refused wrote:
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Refused wrote:
Aye, he's a bit mental. Didn't he put someone from here in a headlock once?

Ed.

My memory scares me sometimes. eek

It was one of the Americans? I believe the setting was NYC?

I am pretty sure it was on the tube at some obscure empty stop - almost definite it was a londoner.

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vanilla.ice.baby wrote:
I once saw a very young ginger haired policewoman asking Sir Ian MacKellan if he would mind picking up the cheese dippers pot he had just carelessly discarded in Berkley Square.

He told her to fuck off. I reckon he's an anarchist, I'm sure I saw him at queeruption once as well.

I don' think this proves that he is an anarchist or that he is a litterer, more that he takes a very strong (and correct) line on gingers.

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guydebordisdead wrote:
Refused wrote:
the button wrote:
Refused wrote:
Aye, he's a bit mental. Didn't he put someone from here in a headlock once?

Ed.

My memory scares me sometimes. eek

It was one of the Americans? I believe the setting was NYC?

I am pretty sure it was on the tube at some obscure empty stop - almost definite it was a londoner.

It was big "J" John, aka prince.