Who the fuck plays pan pipes in the park in late october?

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Fuck Brighton, seriously.

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Three mestizo-looking guys in ponchos? Must be coming up for Christmas... Give it a week or so and they'll be putting in an eight-hour day in the Kingston-upon-Thames "farmers" market until the new year. Bastards.

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He's now playing irish music and some scum just shook his arm in the air a shouted chucky ar la. Bastards.

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Brighton's amazing, it's just the population who piss me off

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Lol Brighton.
What I like about Belfast is that it's so unpretentious and intolerant, that anyone playing panpipes would probably be knifed, have their clothes stolen, and be tied to a lampost.

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Belfast does it right, I'm going to a demo thats going to be full of chuckys the week after next, needless to say I wont be wearing skintight baby blue pants with an ironic cross on a chain around my neck.

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In June you left some pncy metal chain wrist thing, still in our house.

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I did? hmm, whats it look like?

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xConorx wrote:
What I like about Belfast is that it's so unpretentious and intolerant.

More intolerant than Libcommunity? Wow. laugh out loud

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Libcommunity is only intolerant because of Belfast.

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Weeler, like eh, a chain, that goes round your wrist, defo yours, pretty poncy.

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xConorx wrote:
Lol Brighton.
What I like about Belfast is that it's so unpretentious and intolerant, that anyone playing panpipes would probably be knifed, have their clothes stolen, and be tied to a lampost.

Which shows how dumb Belfast is. In Pompey they'd remove the clothes before stabbing, in order not to have to deal with holes and blood. Lampposts are still pretty much used for drunken support/ stag night reprisals however.

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In order 'NOT to have to deal with holes'? in Pompey? but Portsmouth is a sailor city is it not...

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I always thought Pompey was in Italy, true story.

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lol Portsmouth is full of bent sailors and is not tough.

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to the tune of 'you only sing when you're winning', the Tottenham fans were singing "YOU'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE SAILORS, HERE FOR THE SAIIIILORS" to Sol Campbell. which personally i think was pretty funny. shame they had to go and ruin it.

did you hear what the racist/homophobic chant they were singing at him was? it's prett-aaay bad. to the tune of Lord of the Dance:

"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be/You're on the verge of lunacy/And we don't give a fuck if you're hanging from a tree/You Judas cunt with HIV"

managed to bring in his mental breakdown, the gay rumours, the whole 'black' thing (haha), and signing to Arsenal. if it wasn't so offensive i'd applaud them for managing to do such a good job.

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I prefer Man United's chant for Park Ji-Sung though.

"Park Park wherever you may be/you eat dogs in your home country/but it could be worse, you could be Scouse/eating rats in a council house".

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"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be/You're on the verge of lunacy/And we don't give a fuck if you're hanging from a tree/You Judas cunt with HIV"

that's brilliant.

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there was also

"He's big/He's black/He takes it up the crack/Sol Campbell, Sol Campbell."

more straight to the point. actually the page i got it from was written in 2006, but supposedly it was that same Judas cunt chant. i can't remember hearing about it before though so i have no idea.

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Bob Savage wrote:
In order 'NOT to have to deal with holes'? in Pompey? but Portsmouth is a sailor city is it not...

There are sailors here occasionally. But they are not as numerous as the students.
Weeler, you are thinking of Pompeii. We do not have an active volcano here. Well, not that I'm aware of. But sometimes the sewer system backs up when the tides are up.....

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Weeler, you are thinking of Pompeii.

I definitely did not embarrass myself in the pub by asking dee if she'd come all the way over from Italy for the bookfair.

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Weeler, you are thinking of Pompeii.

I definitely did not embarrass myself in the pub by asking dee if she'd come all the way over from Italy for the bookfair.

Are you using my hat for a duster yet??

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god no!
but I do need to buy some coco-butter cream soon as all the goodness is wearing off.

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Jenni wrote:
god no!
but I do need to buy some coco-butter cream soon as all the goodness is wearing off.

Teh Good Stuffz:

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WANT.
I had the lip-balm version.

It's second only to vaseline, and only because it smells so good you just eat it and have to constantly put more on.

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Jenni wrote:
it smells so good you just eat it and have to constantly put more on.

Nom Nom Nom

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Nom Nom Nom

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Jenni wrote:
notch8 wrote:
Nom Nom Nom

A shameful episode is coming back to me in bits and pieces. Maybe I was just having a wee dream...

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actual lol.

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Thats not a photo of the actual crime scene is it????

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nah the real ones were far less wacky, they didn't have eyes or ears.