'Wives are to blame' if husbands cheat
Sep 1 2008
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/31/relationships.women
I'll probably get loads of faux (or real) sexism cus of this.
But I just wanted to post it because it's such balls!
Sep 1 2008
#2
The tips - which Neuman says are 'dedicated to helping wives' - include: always forgiving him; giving him sex on demand; lavishing praise on him for providing for the family, even if earning more than him; rarely letting him out on his own with friends or work colleagues; and taking an interest in his hobbies.
Wha?
'If a husband has already cheated, his wife's role is to recognise that she needs to change,' added Neuman
wha fuck?
'This is an appalling book,' said Susan Quilliam, a relationship psychologist and author. 'It's more like dog-training a man than being in an honest, successful, adult relationship with him.
Right. Just get him fucking neutered, end of problem.
Sep 1 2008
#3
Hope youse are all taking notes.
Sep 1 2008
#4
Yeah. I've booked you in to get the snip.
Sep 1 2008
#5
OH SNIP
Sep 1 2008
#6
Who trains a dog by giving it sex on demand?
Sep 1 2008
#7
dee wrote:
Yeah. I've booked you in to get the snip.
no great loss
Sep 1 2008
#8
jef costello wrote:
Who trains a dog by giving it sex on demand?
People don't do that. 
Have I been doing it wrong???
Sep 1 2008
#9
people on dodgy websites? They slip Rover a few doctored Bonio, he wakes up, the images are all over the internet...it's a downward spiral of shame and despair.
Sep 1 2008
#10
I've never had a dog.
I'm talking shite. As per...
Sep 1 2008
#11
xConorx wrote:
dee wrote:
Yeah. I've booked you in to get the snip.no great loss
You are shattering all my dearly held mental constructions of you as a real person now. Please stop.
Sep 1 2008
#12
jef costello wrote:
Who trains a dog by giving it sex on demand?
These people: http://www.beast forum.com/
Link broken to protect the innocent.
Sep 2 2008
#13
Who the fucks fault would it be? 
Sep 2 2008
#14
If the premise of this thread is true, then whos the real monster in this photo??
Sep 2 2008
#15
dee wrote:
The tips - which Neuman says are 'dedicated to helping wives' - include: always forgiving him; giving him sex on demand; lavishing praise on him for providing for the family, even if earning more than him; rarely letting him out on his own with friends or work colleagues; and taking an interest in his hobbies
I don't see what's wrong with any of these. I think if a man has an affair it could be partly his wife's fault for being a nob to him.
Sep 2 2008
#16
Jess wrote:
dee wrote:
The tips - which Neuman says are 'dedicated to helping wives' - include: always forgiving him; giving him sex on demand; lavishing praise on him for providing for the family, even if earning more than him; rarely letting him out on his own with friends or work colleagues; and taking an interest in his hobbiesI don't see what's wrong with any of these. I think if a man has an affair it could be partly his wife's fault for being a nob to him.
I blame society and Tony Bliar for invading Iraq.
Sep 2 2008
#17
Jess wrote:
dee wrote:
The tips - which Neuman says are 'dedicated to helping wives' - include: always forgiving him; giving him sex on demand; lavishing praise on him for providing for the family, even if earning more than him; rarely letting him out on his own with friends or work colleagues; and taking an interest in his hobbiesI don't see what's wrong with any of these. I think if a man has an affair it could be partly his wife's fault for being a nob to him.
haha oh fuck, please someone bite
Sep 2 2008
#18
Just realised this is in libcommunity.
Quiet you beastly harridans! etc.
I'm reading The Tenant of Wildfell Hall at the moment and I keep thinking "Fuck up Helen, you need to learn how to speak to your husband more respectfully". But I suppose that wouldn't have made a very good book. It is a very good book.
Sep 2 2008
#19
It is a very good book.
Sep 2 2008
#20
Is it really or is it shit like Jane Eyre?
Everyone knows men need strange pussy:
o hai i helps monogamee
Sep 2 2008
#21
pussy, strange pussy and food plz
Sep 2 2008
#22
jef costello wrote:
Is it really or is it shit like Jane Eyre?Everyone knows men need strange pussy:
o hai i helps monogamee
Apart from the religious guff, Jane Eyre is brilliant.
Sep 2 2008
#23
notch8 wrote:
If the premise of this thread is true, then whos the real monster in this photo??
Not only that, but, WHO IS THE REAL BENEFIT CHEATS!??1!?
Sep 2 2008
#24
notch8 wrote:
If the premise of this thread is true, then whos the real monster in this photo??
Is one of his other kids a ginger? If so you can see why he was trying to create a new utopian genetically experimental future in the basement.
Sep 2 2008
#25
He is clearly a very nice . His wife looks like pure evil.
Sep 2 2008
#26
Those kids blow a mean trumpet.
Sep 2 2008
#27
dee wrote:
Apart from the religious guff, Jane Eyre is brilliant.
fuck up dee, all the priests in it are portrayed as cunts.
The only thing I don't like about Jane Eyre is when they go shopping and she doesn't want any fancy dresses 
And I can't remember exactly what happens in the book, but in the recent tv series (on iplayer now) Rochester offers to take Jane away from his mad wife to live in sin together. She obviously should have taken him up on that, instead of waiting for him to be crippled! 
Sep 2 2008
#28
The crippled stuff is religious guff and so is Jane's religiosity.
And the fact that she's an annoying twat, I was hoping her little friend would give her consumption.
Sep 2 2008
#29
jef costello wrote:
The crippled stuff is religious guff and so is Jane's religiosity.
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exactly. I disagree with you on the rest tho.
Sep 2 2008
#30
dee wrote:
jef costello wrote:
The crippled stuff is religious guff and so is Jane's religiosity.
.exactly. I disagree with you on the rest tho.
I did start reading Villette after a long discussion with someone from work. It was better than Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights but I still got bored and didn't finish it (very unusual for me A Tale of two cities and Pamela are the only other ones I can think of and the first was when I was about 10). I might give it another go at some point. I do mean to reread the brontes but I run the risk of them still being shit.
edit: and I'm still reading that crappy Margaret Attwood book, although it is definitely improving. It's either Jossy's Giants or the one about the cat detective next. Or a book about teaching theory seeing as how I've done no preparation at all for the stupid pgce.
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