Women's personality
Jun 12 2008 22:37
we've already had my guide to male sexuality with insights into personality
what about women - I'd rather hear the persepective of the lying whorish coquettes themselves, but to start the discussion, which should remain serious, here is this illustration by a BRAIN SCIENTIST
Jun 12 2008 22:43
#2
Conor, could you produce a graph on the credibility of statements by a female right cheek?
Jun 12 2008 22:44
#3
The 'Inability To Decide Anything' bit must hamper the 'Conspiracy Plotting' bit.
Jun 12 2008 22:45
#4
The theory does not have internal consistency! 
Jun 12 2008 23:11
#5
Jun 13 2008 08:52
#6
That looks pretty accurate to me. However, I reckon it would also be pretty accurate if it was labelled "composition of a man's personality".
Jun 13 2008 09:33
#7
This thread was much funnier when I started it on msn with Conor and Jess. He steals my jokes.
Jun 13 2008 10:09
#8
Conor: "we've already had my guide to male sexuality with insights into personality"
When? i missed that one. was it cunningly concealed in a full stop somewhere?
Jun 13 2008 10:16
#9
dee wrote:
Conor: "we've already had my guide to male sexuality with insights into personality"When? i missed that one. was it cunningly concealed in a full stop somewhere?
It was fucking epic and had amazing graphs, it was during the previous golden age of libcom last January.
Jun 13 2008 10:36
#10
Weeler wrote:
dee wrote:
Conor: "we've already had my guide to male sexuality with insights into personality"When? i missed that one. was it cunningly concealed in a full stop somewhere?
It was fucking epic and had amazing graphs, it was during the previous golden age of libcom last January.
Does it still exist? can I has a link please?
Jun 13 2008 11:07
#11
Irrationality should be an entire cortex, with jealousy a subsection of.
Jun 13 2008 11:18
#12
Original male feminism thread, again
has bits about male types, and is pretty retarded
Jun 13 2008 11:18
#13
You sure? I always find irrationality to be caused by jealousy, which in itself is not irrational.
Jun 13 2008 16:18
#14
and jealousy as an emotion is not spontaneous.
Jun 13 2008 16:23
#15
But we all know that the female brain is irrational, and that women get jealous, so how can it be that jealousy is rational?
Jun 13 2008 16:50
#16
Because it follows a process of observation and reasoning. the outcome may be irrational, but the initial process - watching, listening, considering, is not. Its just when other emotions/considerations kick in that the outcome gets screwed up to fit whatever it is you are uncertain/ insecure about.
Jun 13 2008 21:11
#17
xConorx wrote:
ENRAHA!
Jun 14 2008 20:18
#18
Unfortunately, I have no facility for graphs, so can we just draw the following basic distinctions:
1; xconorx is not a male feminist. definitely.
2: the basic difference between men and women is genital. Everything else is either socially constructed or a complete myth.
2.1: this includes the concept of women as the gentler sex, and men as incapable of listening.
3. xconorx is definitely not a male feminist.
4. The application of the term male feminist is herewith a slang term for one who attempts to ingratiate themselves with members of the opposite sex for 'tapping' access.
5. Definitely, xconor is not a male feminist. But he can call other people that for the purposes of comedy/wind-up.
The same rule applies to everyone else though, so we'd better think of another term that will need clarification after a while, by which time somebody will supply graphs or a lolcat. Either one, I'm not fussy. Now please can we get back to tarp and fritzl jokes?
Jun 14 2008 20:38
#19
we reckon you're fritzl trying to tarp conor.
Jun 14 2008 21:21
#20
nice one, but no. No cellar...nice big attic tho...
Jun 14 2008 21:44
#21
dee, why did you have to do that? this is libcommunity, take that 'truth' and 'facts' bullshit to the theory forum or something.
women are bad drivers and complain a lot!
Jun 14 2008 23:22
#22
Quote:
(AP) A college student who branded a former lover's body with a scalding piece of metal as payback for never calling her after they had sex was sentenced to five years in prison Friday.Kristina Caban, 23, had no comment as state Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus sentenced her for what he called a crime that was "not remotely justifiable."
...
Caban enlisted new boyfriend Robert Testagrossa to help brand a four-inch-high "R" on Sara's abdomen in October 2006, the prosecutor said. She said Caban lured the former lover to a hotel room, where Testagrossa and another man grabbed him.
Blumberg said the men used a Taser to immobilize Sara in a room at the Chelsea Inn while Caban laughed at his distress and kicked him while he was down.
...
Testagrossa is the son of two prosecutors. His father Charles is the executive assistant district attorney in Queens who prosecuted the Sean Bell police shooting case. His mother is a lawyer in the Nassau County district attorney's office.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/14/national/main4181411.shtml
so the "conspiracy plotting" at least is confirmed
Jun 15 2008 11:16
#23
"O hai honey, will you and your friend help me mutilate my ex, thx."
She only got 5 years. Worth it.
Jun 15 2008 11:49
#24
hang on, didn't that bloke over here get nothing for branding his wife with an iron? does the jail sentence depend on your marital status? fuck.
Jun 15 2008 11:55
#25
oh god i'd forgotten about that.
"o hai mr judge i cant go to jail, i have a job"
"ok"
Jun 15 2008 11:55
#26
juozokas wrote:
dee, why did you have to do that? this is libcommunity, take that 'truth' and 'facts' bullshit to the theory forum or something.
women are bad drivers and complain a lot!
and do you know why women are supposedly bad drivers? cause we get told this:
[ ]
is six inches.
Jun 15 2008 11:57
#27
Jess wrote:
oh god i'd forgotten about that."o hai mr judge i cant go to jail, i have a job"
"ok"
"oh, I can't go to jail, I'm wearing the old school tie and am fabulously important. Besides, the stupid cow married me so she knew i was prone to a bit of a temper" . scum sucking syphilitic son of a whore.
Jun 15 2008 12:05
#28
dee wrote:
juozokas wrote:
dee, why did you have to do that? this is libcommunity, take that 'truth' and 'facts' bullshit to the theory forum or something.
women are bad drivers and complain a lot!and do you know why women are supposedly bad drivers? cause we get told this:
[ ]
is six inches.
OH SHI-
Jun 15 2008 14:32
#29
dee wrote:
scum sucking syphilitic son of a whore.
Hmm, I've been looking for a new tag-line...
Jun 15 2008 16:19
#30
what the hell are you doing here? go back to the grown-ups discussions please
I for one, find this to be offensive.
[...waits for gratitude/sexual favors]