Hope he never heard a voice telling him to kill his first born son...
Year of Living Biblically
i like things before they are mainstream cool. like scarves.
I'd like to take this opportunity to complain about the fact that I'm living with a fucking retarded Danish evangelical Christian who literally reads the Bible while she eats breakfast. Her boyfriend's a kinda hippieish ex-radical from the UNAM strike who's apparently with her cos he likes the "rubias", so yesterday he took her to the Buddhist centre in a desperate attempt to improve her frankly mental worldview (or perhaps he just wants some action off her, cos the time they spend together is Virgin Suicides-esque...in her room with the door open, her on the bed, him on the chair). She still mooches around the flat with a kinda inane "you're going to Hell" smile though, and listens to Christian rock and makes a donkey-esque grunt whenever you talk to her. Yeah well done, you fly several thousand miles to a different country to spend your time on the internet and making smalltalk in pigeon Spanish.
I AM A SATANIC PIXIE 
Anyone heard of this? One of those documen-films thingys where someone lives a certain way for a certain time and sees hopw wacky it is
The Year of Living Biblically interview
A.J. Jacobs is the senior editor at Esquire magazine. Over a year ago he decided to follow the rules of the Bible to the letter. For example, the Bible says a man should refrain from trimming the edges of his beard.
So Jacobs didn't shave. His beard got caught in zippers, got food stuck in it, and he got a lot of attention from airport security. Apparently, it also made two little girls cry. But the beard is just the beginning.
Jacobs says there are more than 700 rules in the Bible. He followed as many as possible, as literally as possible.
He even stoned an adulterer. No, we're not kidding!
Jacobs wrote about it all in a book called 'The Year of Living Biblically.'