Your Bike thread! (no, not Alans mother).
So since Zobag never got round to it, here's the thread where you post pics of your bike!
I hope to be seeing some lovely machines, wicker baskets, ribbons and big silver bells.
I, however being of mostly heterosexual tendencies have a kick ass BMX, which besides being impratical as fuck allows me to pretend to be in the NERD Lapdance video.
Revol that bell isnt very

My brother seems to have lost my 80s retro 'chrome' bmx 
Heres the only pic of my bike i have..Its changed a bit now tho..

rkn <3 the bike pr0n - http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/
Revol that bell isnt very
yeah,
shit, yeah it's gone now.
i now have red and black ribbons and a basket for carrying my puppies, whilst still being a fucking mack!
my baby and main source of transport besides the bus:

fucking road warriors!
my baby and main source of transport besides the bus:
fucking road warriors!
nationalist scum!
the sticker wore of eventually
i was only joking, canadians are hilarious! They only cover themselves in their flag so they don't get shit for being yanks!
also dutch and belgian folks give us privileges for WWII, not that I care personally, but yeah.
then there are our quebecois, and natives, they do not fly the maple leaf flag.
Yeah on holiday in the summer me and zobag saw people with canadian patches on their clothes/backpacks fucking everywhere we went! They are everywhere.
Wheres gav? His bike is red n black
Gav's bike is lovely 8)
Yeah on holiday in the summer me and zobag saw people with canadian patches on their clothes/backpacks fucking everywhere we went! They are everywhere.Wheres gav? His bike is red n black
They tell american backpackers to pretend to be Canadians because they aren't universally hated.
Apparently they used to tell them to pretend to be British, not quite sure why that would work.
Maybe it was the American foreign office's little joke...
having one of these instead of a little flag is a one way trip to the interrogation room
i don't have a bike, because i can't ride one. i feel i should learn this summer though, it might make getting around chinese cities easier. anyone want to teach me?
Jesus, this is shitter than people talking about Open Source.
i don't have a bike, because i can't ride one. i feel i should learn this summer though, it might make getting around chinese cities easier. anyone want to teach me?
your joking?
were the sickly pale ginger kid on the street whose mother never let hi play with the rougher boys?
or do you normally travel by Hogwarts express?
Jesus, this is shitter than people talking about Open Source.
Knobchops
Knobchops
Deja vu?
Don't try any of that fancy shit on me.
You couldn't handle my moves.
It's true
You couldn't handle my moves.
he stole them off xpartygurlx!
John that's hilarous
But as for that pic, I love this perspective!
I am drawn in and want more 
<3
he stole them off xpartygurlx!
I could never live up to his memory, could I?
Nothing I fucking did was ever good enough.
Fuck you mum, FUCK YOU.
oh god, can this night get any better!
your joking?were the sickly pale ginger kid on the street whose mother never let hi play with the rougher boys?
no, my ginger mate was the one who cycled to me. i just had a bad experience when i was learning involving a steep hill and a horthorn bush... also it's really fucking hilly in the cotswolds, so hardly anywhere decent to learn and hardwork to get everywhere.
or do you normally travel by Hogwarts express?
that too, but as i'll be leaving hogwarts and my firebolt has been confiscated, i think i should ride a bike.
oh god, can this night get any better!
no
I am too stupid to work out how to post a picture of my bike, so you will just have to take my word for it that I have one, and use it pretty much every day.
Sorry!









Yay bike thread! You beat me too it, I was taking photos of my bike and making TEA with milk.
that's my bike, might take a better photo at some point cos that one doesn't do justice to it's lush single speed black with ribbons sexiness